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*DALAZ_68* · 07-05-2019, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by dizzariot

Yeah I watch a couple of non-car people's channels but all of the car stuff seems cringe to me. One of my friends (a member on this forum) keeps suggesting we start a channel and make it less 'look-at-me-I'm-a-fucking-moron-and-I'm-not-trying-to-hide-it-while-I-pander' but meh...I guess it couldn't hurt but I don't have the energy.

Funny. only group i watch and follow is Auto Factory Realize. for several reason. because they are friends. they are Zilvia members, and banter.

i should hit that smash button one of these days.

TheBlackHand · 07-05-2019, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by feito

Man Im fucking sick of bro dozers... fucking modern day ricersX10. Air horns, annoyingly loud and ridiculously big exhausts, taller than my house.... Being in texas, I can only imagine how much worse the problem is in the shit west coast.

Speaking of bro-dozers, what’s up with the new trend of them being lifted in the front only?
I see these almost every day here in the south east.

dizzariot · 07-05-2019, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DALAZ_68

Funny. only group i watch and follow is Auto Factory Realize. for several reason. because they are friends. they are Zilvia members, and banter.

i should hit that smash button one of these days.

Nah I mean dudes out here. People that really don't do shit but think their run-of-the-mill lives warrant social media buzz. I guess it's a form of voyeurism. It's just weird that these dudes from America get their dicks hard taking a video of them walking around UpGarage.

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Originally Posted by TheBlackHand

Speaking of bro-dozers, what’s up with the new trend of them being lifted in the front only?
I see these almost every day here in the south east.

*California speak: engage

Shiiiiit dawgie that's like tooootally Cali-spec bruh, SoCal to be exact fam. Fukken pre-runner'd out dude lmao.

*California speak: disengage

Most dudes have their trucks styled like that in CA. I never understood it at all.

*DALAZ_68* · 07-06-2019, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by dizzariot

Nah I mean dudes out here. People that really don't do shit but think their run-of-the-mill lives warrant social media buzz. I guess it's a form of voyeurism. It's just weird that these dudes from America get their dicks hard taking a video of them walking around UpGarage.

yeah that part is bonkers, i don't get it at all. I know we had Autobacs for a minute. and it wasn't as cherished till after its absence.

and i get the prices had a big reason on it. but still.

**Phlip** · 07-06-2019, 01:09 PM

Shit, I missed the OG convention on the last page(s)
I was drunk, it has been my birthday all week

*DALAZ_68* · 07-06-2019, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Phlip

Shit, I missed the OG convention on the last page(s)
I was drunk, it has been my birthday all week

hAPPY bIRTHDAY!

S14rebuild · 07-07-2019, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by TheBlackHand

Speaking of bro-dozers, what’s up with the new trend of them being lifted in the front only?
I see these almost every day here in the south east.

Cali lean..smh. copy of lifted truck when there loaded down in the rear. Shit looks stupid and dumb. Lifted truck guys are embrassed of this fad aswell.

Corbic · 07-07-2019, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by S14rebuild

Cali lean..smh. copy of lifted truck when there loaded down in the rear. Shit looks stupid and dumb. Lifted truck guys are embrassed of this fad aswell.

I was thinking it was suppose to be a Bro-Lean from the Brorunner world.

lunchmeat · 07-07-2019, 07:48 PM

See that shit daily too. Looks like a dog wiping his ass on the carpet.

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SupaDoopa · 07-08-2019, 07:35 AM

Maybe when they run unavoidably run someone over because they're staring into the sun, it's to protect them and the passengers. They'll just kill everyone in front of them.

The new Mustang-spec.

Corbic · 07-08-2019, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SupaDoopa

Maybe when they run unavoidably run someone over because they're chugging a beer while hot boxing, it's to protect them and the passengers. They'll just kill everyone in front of them.

The new Chevy Blazer with 5% tint spec.

Went ahead and fixed that for ya.

**ThatGuy** · 07-08-2019, 08:22 AM

So, from my understanding, the “Cali-Lean” or “Carolina-Squat,” depending on which coast the stupidity is based, is much like the Camber Craze. By that I mean it started from an actual performance aspect and was than drug into the depths Meth fueled wet dreams by individuals of lower intelligence. Pre-Runners often have taller front suspensions due to increased travel of the heavy end of the vehicle while traveling through the desert at high speeds. So “because racetruck” has permeated the Monster Energy flooded brains of the Bro-Dozer community, they have opted to save money by only purchasing 1/2 of a lift kit for their vehicles now.

Again, this is simply my understanding from the lame ass excuses I was given by owners of said vehicles when I lived in NC.

TheBlackHand · 07-08-2019, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SupaDoopa

Maybe when they run unavoidably run someone over because they're staring into the sun, it's to protect them and the passengers. They'll just kill everyone in front of them.

The new Mustang-spec.

This actually happened a couple months ago at a local car meet in my area. Some kid in one of these 1/2 lifted bro-dozers ran into the back of a lowered car. His excuse was that he “couldn’t see” the car in front of him. Luckily no one was hurt.

SupaDoopa · 07-08-2019, 09:28 AM

How many of them have diesel associated decals and Ken Block shirts on?

TheBlackHand · 07-08-2019, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SupaDoopa

How many of them have diesel associated decals and Ken Block shirts on?

Almost all of them have have diesel related stickers like "Prius Repellent" or "Please Ignore my Micro Penis".
As far as their clothes they're almost always wearing shorts that are 4" above their knees and fishing or hunting related shirts.
I've noticed almost all of the owners are spoiled rich high school kids.

SupaDoopa · 07-08-2019, 09:55 AM

Lifted truck owners - single handily keeping Base Pro/Cabela's in business by scooping up anything that has a flag and/or camo on it and trucker hats in all color schemes.

Farzam · 07-08-2019, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by dizzariot

*cough* I'll moderate from Japan since I'm away when y'all are asleep. *end cough*

Here's a location-specific thing: everyone out here trying to start up IGs/YouTube channels just about being here. Dudes literally post videos of vehicle-mounted camera vids driving around town...

...then again man, are they making money off this shit? I don't know if I should be impressed by them or be ashamed that people will give them the views needed to monetize that shit.

Man, I hate YouTube. I don't really watch any channels besides Vinwiki. I like their stories, and the starter of the channel has the record time for the cannonball run, which is on my bucket list. If I'm at a friend's and they have some video up, I'll watch, but generally a lot of this stuff is boring to me. Too much filler.

I didn't want to start a channel, otherwise I would have, but I really considered it for a while because of how many different events I go to and how many random behind-the-scenes things I'm lucky enough to partake in. Plus I do car car flips where I can make titles like "I BOUGHT THE CHEAPEST IS-F IN THE COUNTRY AND SOLD IT IN 12 HOURS" etc. But youtube isn't handing out free money anymore. That ship sailed. Oh well. If I ever do start a channel it would just be in place of a photo album, somewhere to collect memories.

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Originally Posted by Phlip

Shit, I missed the OG convention on the last page(s)
I was drunk, it has been my birthday all week

Happy bday brudda

Farzam · 07-08-2019, 10:26 AM

Oh, and as far as the ghost trailer haulers-- Don't give them attention, they feed off it.

If you wanna vomit in your mouth, go on YT and look up NOPI Myrtle Beach trucks or something lmao

Corbic · 07-08-2019, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SupaDoopa

Lifted truck owners - single handily keeping Base Pro/Cabela's in business by scooping up anything that has a flag and/or camo on it and trucker hats in all color schemes.

I imagine you saying that with a lyspe with KayPeys Whitness album planning in the background.

Corbic · 07-08-2019, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBlackHand

Almost all of them have have diesel related stickers like "Prius Repellent" or "Please Ignore my Micro Penis".

As far as their clothes they're almost always wearing shorts that are 4" above their knees and fishing or hunting related shirts.

I've noticed almost all of the owners are spoiled rich high school kids.

As apposed to wearing shorts below the knee?

TheBlackHand · 07-08-2019, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Corbic

As apposed to wearing shorts below the knee?

You know what I meant. See pic below for reference. This is what the typical Cali lean bro-dozer drivers look like; around here anyways.

dizzariot · 07-08-2019, 05:33 PM

What about shorts that hover right at/slightly above the knee? I'm uh, asking for a friend.

Corbic · 07-08-2019, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dizzariot

What about shorts that hover right at/slightly above the knee? I'm uh, asking for a friend.

Apparently this is how Zilvia dresses.

SupaDoopa · 07-09-2019, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Corbic

I imagine you saying that with a lyspe with KayPeys Whitness album planning in the background.

I imagine you saying that with Raffi's Bananaphone album playing on vinyl while you drink mead on the shitter taking a break from your D&D campaign inspecting razors to cut yourself later.

It's spelled 'lisp' and 'witness' you fucking idiot. As if autocorrect wasn't good enough for your level of Downs.

*DALAZ_68* · 07-09-2019, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SupaDoopa

I imagine you saying that with Raffi's Bananaphone album playing on vinyl while you drink mead on the shitter taking a break from your D&D campaign inspecting razors to cut yourself later.

It's spelled 'lisp' and 'witness' you fucking idiot. As if autocorrect wasn't good enough for your level of Downs.

WOAH WOAH...woah. Whats with the D&D hostility?

Corbic · 07-09-2019, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SupaDoopa

I imagine you saying that with Raffi's Bananaphone album playing on vinyl while you drink mead on the shitter taking a break from your D&D campaign inspecting razors to cut yourself later.

It's spelled 'lisp' and 'witness' you fucking idiot. As if autocorrect wasn't good enough for your level of Downs.

Trigggarrredddddd

https://youtu.be/OB4znOVsfnA

Spelling is correct, read it out loud.

Also, talk about dating yourself. Kids even know what D&D is anymore? I doubt the general public knows Skyrim is from D&D.

*DALAZ_68* · 07-09-2019, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Corbic

Trigggarrredddddd

https://youtu.be/OB4znOVsfnA

I doubt the general public knows Skyrim is from D&D.

well... TIL...

jedi03 · 07-09-2019, 12:49 PM

don't forget the socks while wearing sandals!

Green Arrow · 07-09-2019, 01:20 PM

WOW......

No pun intended...

Such anger.

SupaDoopa · 07-10-2019, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Corbic

Trigggarrredddddd

https://youtu.be/OB4znOVsfnA

Spelling is correct, read it out loud.

Also, talk about dating yourself. Kids even know what D&D is anymore? I doubt the general public knows Skyrim is from D&D.

Not triggered at all. You're just not really good at insulting people. Even if you could grasp the fact of autocorrect or using proper punctuation, I've heard funnier shit in middle school. I'd just hate for someone to actually find you entertaining.

07-06-2019, 01:09 PM	#1445
Phlip Yes, I look like that Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In my supervillain's lair Posts: 27,976 Trader Rating: (19) Rides Gallery: Phlip Feedback Score: 19 reviews	Shit, I missed the OG convention on the last page(s) I was drunk, it has been my birthday all week __________________ Weirdo And I write too!

07-08-2019, 08:22 AM	#1452
ThatGuy Admin Asshole Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Retired Age: 44 Posts: 20,394 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: ThatGuy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	So, from my understanding, the “Cali-Lean” or “Carolina-Squat,” depending on which coast the stupidity is based, is much like the Camber Craze. By that I mean it started from an actual performance aspect and was than drug into the depths Meth fueled wet dreams by individuals of lower intelligence. Pre-Runners often have taller front suspensions due to increased travel of the heavy end of the vehicle while traveling through the desert at high speeds. So “because racetruck” has permeated the Monster Energy flooded brains of the Bro-Dozer community, they have opted to save money by only purchasing 1/2 of a lift kit for their vehicles now. Again, this is simply my understanding from the lame ass excuses I was given by owners of said vehicles when I lived in NC. __________________ "Speak softly,..." -Pres. Teddy Roosevelt "Be polite, be professional, ..." -Gen. James Mattis

07-08-2019, 10:26 AM	#1458
Farzam Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles / Raleigh, NC Age: 33 Posts: 5,182 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Oh, and as far as the ghost trailer haulers-- Don't give them attention, they feed off it. If you wanna vomit in your mouth, go on YT and look up NOPI Myrtle Beach trucks or something lmao __________________ loading HATERS.....99% ███████████████]

07-08-2019, 05:33 PM	#1462
dizzariot Post Whore! Join Date: May 2010 Location: Japan Posts: 5,517 Trader Rating: (47) Feedback Score: 47 reviews	What about shorts that hover right at/slightly above the knee? I'm uh, asking for a friend. __________________ *The mark of a true sucka: 'RARE JDM' & 'OLD LOGO NISMO'*

07-07-2019, 07:48 PM	#1449
lunchmeat Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Southaven, ms Age: 45 Posts: 951 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	See that shit daily too. Looks like a dog wiping his ass on the carpet. Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

07-08-2019, 07:35 AM	#1450
SupaDoopa Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: 隠された意図 Age: 36 Posts: 3,689 Trader Rating: (26) Feedback Score: 26 reviews	Maybe when they run unavoidably run someone over because they're staring into the sun, it's to protect them and the passengers. They'll just kill everyone in front of them. The new Mustang-spec.

07-08-2019, 09:28 AM	#1454
SupaDoopa Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: 隠された意図 Age: 36 Posts: 3,689 Trader Rating: (26) Feedback Score: 26 reviews	How many of them have diesel associated decals and Ken Block shirts on?

07-08-2019, 09:55 AM	#1456
SupaDoopa Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: 隠された意図 Age: 36 Posts: 3,689 Trader Rating: (26) Feedback Score: 26 reviews	Lifted truck owners - single handily keeping Base Pro/Cabela's in business by scooping up anything that has a flag and/or camo on it and trucker hats in all color schemes.

07-09-2019, 12:49 PM	#1468
jedi03 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: albuquerque Posts: 1,837 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	don't forget the socks while wearing sandals!

07-09-2019, 01:20 PM	#1469
Green Arrow BANNED Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: North Korea Posts: 349 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	WOW...... No pun intended... Such anger.