"You're doing it wrong." - A thread to ridicule turrible, just turrible ideas

[5280VertDET]

Originally Posted by Corbic

Not seeing it.

Good wheels, decent fit and ok body kit. Sure it's not painted but by the looks so far I don't think he's shout "driftp RC brah, fuck paint, shiz legit yo' mo stacks for tracks!"


Hood graphic? Unoffensive, clean and fairly original. Not some ironic rusted spray painted bullshit.

Walk it out.

The body kit was fitted by a monkey, the car is "hella frush" with "baller" wheels, hella rad stickers everywhere and some lovely body work on the front fender (which I can only assume was a "fender roll")....


OH, DEAR GAWD... HE's A LOCAL ... UGH....

[Corbic]

Originally Posted by 5280VertDET

The body kit was fitted by a monkey, the car is "hella frush" with "baller" wheels, hella rad stickers everywhere and some lovely body work on the front fender (which I can only assume was a "fender roll")....

I'll investigate latter. On das eye-fonez

[brndck]

Eh. That car is new front fenders, some bodywork, and a paint job away from being AMAZING.
I'd say he's 90% on his way to glory.

[Corbic]

Originally Posted by brndck

Eh. That car is new front fenders, some bodywork, and a paint job away from being AMAZING.
I'd say he's 90% on his way to glory.

After computer review I'm on the fence. I agree, drop it off at the painters, pick it up a week latter and assuming it's turbo, it'd be epic.

However... that front bumper has been cracked and zip tied. That tells me he has been driving it this way for a while...which is doing it wrong.

[Flicktitty]

Originally Posted by brndck

Eh. That car is new front fenders, some bodywork, and a paint job away from being AMAZING.
I'd say he's 90% on his way to glory.

with the big wheels it's better the picture i posted had stock SE's and looked turrible.

[azndan2]

Originally Posted by Icy13

Pretty sure bigs has a point here. May have said some questionable stuff earlier in the thread, but he won this round.

Azndan2, you need to get over your homophobia. Clear evidence has been provided. You have no defense. Please don't try, you will embarrass yourself.

And you're in some way associated with the SF Bay area. For shame.

Lolz you can win in the supreme court but not here. Go home.

[azndan2]

Originally Posted by bigs

you're doing it wrong

This is mildly amusing. How long did it take you to compile all that and screen shot it? No wonder you have 2,300 posts you must not have much else going on in your life. Gg

[Icy13]

Originally Posted by azndan2

Lolz you can win in the supreme court but not here. Go home.

Oh sweetie, you seem confused. I am home. And your mother, father, and I want to talk to you about your problem. It's impacting your life negatively, and this is an intervention.

We can talk further by PM if you like, /threadjack

[Bushido]

LOL. some real gems in here, good work guys.



Zilvia style police taskforce. Call em out

[feito]

Originally Posted by 1Day

Jumped the gun on that one



Sure its not done yet, but he'd have to do something really dumb to screw this up.

Side skirts look mis-aligned as hell, probably held on by two self-taping screws, sticker bombed window, zip-tied front bumper, mis-aligned hood or lights or both, no turn signals, multi-colored, a freaking painting on the hood ( what is this? A low rider?). Dont let a set of wheels fool u guys (can anyone confirm they are real?). A paint job wont make this car decent. Maybe one of those cars that look cool fromt the distance xD

[Goofs]

That problem with that car is it screams, "I'm a try hard. Please think I'm cool." I seen the kids IG profile he looks 16

[Bushido]

this is for the dude that was callin everyone gay? lol


HAAADO GAAY



lulz


240sx attracts more dudes than females

[bigs]

Originally Posted by azndan2

How long did it take you to compile all that and screen shot it?

About 3 minutes, because it's 2014 and I know how to use a fucking computer.

[Flicktitty]

More facebook finds.

[Corbic]

Originally Posted by Bushido

240sx attracts more dudes than females

New York Times did an article on it actually.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/08/wo...rift.html?_r=1

Originally Posted by NYT

Drifting, which tends to attract poorer, more marginal men, has also been an unlikely nexus between homosexuality, crime and [trashed cars] since it emerged 30 years ago. Homoerotic desire is a constant theme in [techno] songs and [youtube videos] about drifting, and accomplished drifters are said to have their pick of the prettiest boys among the spectators. Drugs sometimes also play a role.

[fatduece]

Omg...this thread is AMAZING. Literally, every page in here is worthy of teh lulz. Bushido, you are a hero for creating this thread.

[Reece]

This guy claims he cut this car in half.

[Corbic]

Originally Posted by 7evil

I'll just set this gem down here.

[Bushido]

^ meh.. car looks clean and well-maintained to me. Not 100% what i would do, but the car is overall respectable IMO.







http://iconosquare.com/p/781233255885578584_53844615



^primo's old hood? nice front fenders, lol. "But it's a 'missile'!





setting a bad example for the children

[HORShi]

This thread is currently ruining peoples dignity, pride and self-respect. People like that Mike Vogt guy is pissed as shit on Facebook & Instagram,. So much for the "AIN'T CARE" and "GIVE NO FU***" supporters lol.

[Corbic]

Originally Posted by Bushido

^ meh.. car looks clean and well-maintained to me. Not 100% what i would do, but the car is overall respectable IMO.

Disagree.

The fender line doesn't match the doors, that hood vent is disgusting. It's seam is wavy all the way around and it's been attached with horrible rivets. I suspect the car is plasti derpes because his fellow crew members whip is flat-painted too. Plasti-Derp always looks like shit in person.


I'm also not understanding the blank banner...driver doesn't like viability?

Fix the fender, heat gun that vent smooth and use either fender welt to seal it or mold it too the hood with fiber-filler. Better yet, buy a damn vented hood.

If this was joe-schmo 19 year old I would let it pass. He's at a car show however.


As for #twerkitformemiley, that tag is hilarious, just like those shit box cars.


Ban Drifting.

[brndck]

Ugh. Spikes car is the pinnacle of "ain't care". He's a really nice guy, and a damn good driver, and he has quite a few other really nice cars, but his car needs to have a bullet put in it's head. (It does sound amazing in person though)

[bataangpinoy]

Originally Posted by OBEEWON

Vogt gets to me too. Met him once, asked me if I drifted my first 240.

Asked him "Why the fuck else would i want to ride around in such a cheap piece of tin? Cause I like it?"

He replied: "Fanboys are getting into it now."

To which I scoffed replied: I been drifting since 2009, I had that caged silver e30 running pro-am at Monticello

He replied: Oh well bmw's are a bag of dicks



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[OBEEWON]

Haha, luckily I have never even heard him speak in person. I didn't know what he looked like until someone emailed me that picture.

[simmode1]

Never heard of Mike Vogt before. So I BING'd him and this was the first/only thing that popped up:

[OBEEWON]

That's about right.

He drives real good though.

[benarovi]

Originally Posted by brndck

Eh. That car is new front fenders, some bodywork, and a paint job away from being AMAZING.
I'd say he's 90% on his way to glory.

x2, not that bad. with a few other things it will sure be cool.

[Corbic]

Originally Posted by bataangpinoy

He replied: "Fanboys are getting into it now."

I been drifting since 2009,

I'm pretty sure 2005 was the fanboi cut off date.

[Grocery Cart]

Originally Posted by azndan2

This is mildly amusing. How long did it take you to compile all that and screen shot it? No wonder you have 2,300 posts you must not have much else going on in your life. Gg

Or he's just been a member since 07? Gg
You should seriously stop now.

Rules:
C4mB3rG4nG BRAH

[bataangpinoy]

Originally Posted by Corbic

I'm pretty sure 2005 was the fanboi cut off date.

At either rate, I got into drifting because i had an incredible opportunity that had opened for me. I wanted to get into motorsport, and it just so happened that D-Up! was doing an event at MMC, which was 40 min from my house! Couldn't pass it up.