Weird things that you do that no one else does?

[itsjustdaphne]

Originally Posted by spooled240

does anyone "beatbox" with their teeth? I do

I always wondered if anyone else did this..

Alright so, before I use a cup or glass or whatever, I blow into it so I don't have dust in my beverage. (Even in my own house)
There was an incident of dog hair once and I've done it ever since.

[HPKMotorsports3]

1)I sleep with my eyes half open
2)When i eat i have to have a stack of napkins which i will finish even if im done eating
3)I put mutliple ... after my sentence
4)I have to check my pockets before i leave my apt and after i lock my door
5)I cant stand double dipping

[Highway Riding]

I will eat a entire pizza pie. But will only the cheese and crust while i'll ditch the extra dough!

[iBlaze240]

This is seriously one of the funniest threads I've read so far, so much weird shit. Btw, I do beatbox with my teeth as well. Actually one of my worst habits is being bored or something so I'll tap my fingers, or twitch my fingers to an imaginary drum beat in my head. Or click my teeth or bat my teeth with my tongue to this beat. It started when I used to play music all the time, the weird thing is that I play guitar, not drums. I think it's because I used to spend most of my time coming up with songs in my head and had to keep the beat, haha. It never goes away though, no matter how much I try to control it.

[treeafodo]

1) I take a bite of the pointy end of my pizza then turn it around and eat it backwards.
2)I keep everything in the same pocket everyday, by its self. Phone is left, right is iPod, back left is keys, back right is wallet.
3) When I lock my phone it has to be on the first screen.

Edit: I'll also check the punch clock at work like 4 times just to make sure I punched in.

[1on1]

After beating off, I use hand sanitizer on the neck and blow on it.

[estanislao]

lol ^^^^ good tip

[uraznfriend]

I hate using straws, if given a drink with a straw i dont take it out i just move it to the side and drink

[DoobieS13]

1) Line up every single Tostinos Pizza Rolls in 5 rows of 5
2) Blow in straw as soon as i take it out of the wrapper
3) use "lol" as periods in txt's
4) HAVE to flick every little bit of ash off my cig as i smoke it
5) have to dry off (after shower or pool) in this order:
-hair
-face
-hair
-all around neck
-left arm up n down all around
-right arm up n down all around
-back (fold towel, flip behind back, go from top of back to lower back then make an "x" between shoulder blades)
-legs from knee down (1st left then right)
-junk
-rest of legs above knees
-feet (1st left then right)
-ass
6) have to blow water off my lips in shower constantly
7) when i get drunk i have to go on some type of adventure lol
8) when i'm high i have to instantly start working, fixing, or tinkering with things
9) glasses (lens part) have to be SUPER CLEAN
AND
10) HAVE to have my window at LEAST cracked while driving

[stinky_180]

i always use four napkins when i need to use a napkin

[TougeLove]

i can crack my knuckles an infinite amount of times.

I always leave the house or work and touch my pockets saying "phone, keys, wallet, badge" if i'm forgetting anything i usually buy it haha.

[1on1]

I've noticed today, using water-free urinals, I attempt to pee one one-side for a swirl effect then attempt to reverse it in one stream every time.

[usdm180sx]

The swirl depends on which hemisphere of the planet you are on

[itsjustdaphne]

Originally Posted by iBlaze240

Btw, I do beatbox with my teeth as well. ... It started when I used to play music all the time, the weird thing is that I play guitar, not drums ...

I used to play both so that explains it. I wanna get back into music, actually. Need something to take my mind off of cars and basketball xP

[fliprayzin240sx]

I feed boogers to my dog?

[spooled240]

Originally Posted by 1on1

I've noticed today, using water-free urinals, I attempt to pee one one-side for a swirl effect then attempt to reverse it in one stream every time.

i try not to pee directly into the water because I don't like the noise or the splash it creates so rather, I pee on the sides of the bowl right below the rim of the toilet.

I pee like a ninja, you can't hear a thing nor find any evidence.

[treeafodo]

Originally Posted by spooled240

i try not to pee directly into the water because I don't like the noise or the splash it creates so rather, I pee on the sides of the bowl right below the rim of the toilet.

I pee like a ninja, you can't hear a thing nor find any evidence.

Looks like this can't go in the thread anymore. I do this too, always have.

[turtl631]

Wow, lots of obsessive personality disorder in here. I do a few things in a particular way, like folding my shirts, but that's just because its the only way they really fit in my dresser. It must be really frustrating for you guys to have to deal with needing such organization and order in your lives.

[word sux]

I do the shifter wiggle as well but also when I am at a stop like I will put the clutch in and go through all the gears until the light turns green

I can only sleep in my own bed.. guess thats why I never go on vacation

when showering and washing my face and hair I can't keep my eyes closed for more then a few seconds or I start to panic. guess I have seen psycho too many times....

[Chicago_one]

Originally Posted by 1on1

After beating off, I use hand sanitizer on the neck and blow on it.

LMFAO

Have to clean my ears with Q Tips before I leave the house
Keep my hand on the shifter, even though its an automatic trans
Have to grab/slap/wiggle my wife's ass if she's changing
Keep one leg out of the blanket when I sleep
Organize browser screens and computer folders
Put 1/2 the fries on my cheeseburger
When I take a dump on a public toilet, I use two long strips of toilet paper. One for each side of the seat. Fuck those crinkly paper ones attached to the wall. Everyone shits on the back end of it at some point.
I always check my fly to make sure im zipped. Probably looks like Im touching my dick, but I think I'm ninja quick.

[PANGES]

I ALWAYS double up on ass gaskets in public restrooms. One just isn't good enough. Three is too many. TWO!

[DenkiMan!]

ill drink a beer in the shower from time to time if the mood strikes me

.....just gonna leave that there

[miucus]

i flush the toilet before im done pissing. this takes perfect timing and precision so that even the last drop of piss gets flushed down. sometimes i am off and my girl gets mad that the water has a slight tint of yellow.

[LA Kings]

Originally Posted by miucus

i flush the toilet before im done pissing. this takes perfect timing and precision so that even the last drop of piss gets flushed down. sometimes i am off and my girl gets mad that the water has a slight tint of yellow.

omg hahahaha i do the same thing.



1) I never let my turn signal blink more than once. i will push it down, let the light blink one time, and then shut it off.

2) When i park anywhere i always I back in.

3) I hug my spare pillow when i sleep.

4) When I eat food I always pick one portion and finish it, then move to the next portion. This sort of falls into the same category but I always eat my french fries before my burger. And I do not drink anything until i have completely finished my meal. My half-brother always said i was half camel because of that.

5) I always leave my car in reverse when i park.

[Pblesh85]

Originally Posted by Blurryeyes

I think the word you were looking for is apathy.

thank you, im retarded at times


Phone only goes in right pocket, keys in left, wallet right rear... ONLY

I will not read ANY, for sale ads if they are in paragraph form. I dont care if it was GOD's s chassis. I am not the biggest "reader", ADD or ADHD prob. So if its not in list form... I DONT GIVE A FUCK.

I use soy sauce as a substitute for salt. Which I put on A LOT of food. Tabasco soy sauce is the shit btw.

[rednissan180]

you guys are a bunch of weirdos

[dizzariot]

I make a mental note of what everyone I know/work with is driving so I know who to avoid at work if they annoy the shit out of me our so I can preemptively think of some life-ruining comeback to say to even the smallest attempt at camaraderie.

When driving on the freeway I make a mental note of the types of cars and different levels of trims (LE, RS, whatever) so I can accurately identify every car in the world someday lol.

[soundboy]

weird i have almost the same problem, even with not drinking out that last bit of liquid from a bottle

[Sir]

I will stop eating if my glass is empty AMD wait for the waitress to bring me some more before starting to eat again. Even if I'm not drinking it, it can't be empty.

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[maces13]

Who knew Zilvians were so crazy? Lol ill check all my pockets to make sure my phone/keys are the left one, cigs/lighter in right, and wallet with my cash and cards in my back pocket. I do this at least three or four times before locking my car door. Most of the time all those things will be there the first time I look but I'll still check ten more times