Is Jesus a Killing Machine

[slowpo]

So after reading the bible, I learn that baby Jesus is a bad motherfu...shut your mouth

If god is the good guy then why does he kill more than 20,000 people in the bible? Satan only kills about 20, which seems to make him 1000 times better than god.

Also, it would be just like the plan of an evil one to try to convince you that they are actually the good guy ( and god has certainly convinced alot of people

So could it be that the satanists are actually the good ones, and we have been duped by god, with the promises of heaven (just like muslims are tempted to heaven by the 40 virgins)

I need to stop drinking this 40oz old English

[iHeartTheTouge]

Religion is a killing machine. Take the Crusades for example. Christians fighting Muslims over the "Holy Land." [sarcasm] Ok, sounds like it was necessary. Cant be having someone with a different religion living in a region mentioned in religious texts. [/sarcasm]

[S14_Kouki]

Well im drinking these 23.5's of joose and I think that god does kill alot of ppl. But did he not sacrifice himself for many??

[deolio]

not only did he kill people, but he was suicidal and hated gay people. he did have a badass beard though and could do magic.

[upstate240sx]

Originally Posted by slowpo

So after reading the bible, I learn that baby Jesus is a bad motherfu...shut your mouth

If god is the good guy then why does he kill more than 20,000 people in the bible? Satan only kills about 20, which seems to make him 1000 times better than god.

Also, it would be just like the plan of an evil one to try to convince you that they are actually the good guy ( and god has certainly convinced alot of people

So could it be that the satanists are actually the good ones, and we have been duped by god, with the promises of heaven (just like muslims are tempted to heaven by the 40 virgins)

I need to stop drinking this 40oz old English

Yes muslims are tempted by 40 virgins....
But they never say if they are a girl or a guy....

[slowpo]

^^ imagine if the 40 virgins are african ladyboys waiting for the little muslim boy to show up

[Brian]

I THINK death is a tool for us to learn how valuable life is and how easily it can be taken away.
Make the best of it, yall.
It's not difficult to be better people, so it's a shame that there are still so many bad ones.

[SuperiorS14]

Originally Posted by brian

i think death is a tool for us to learn how valuable life is and how easily it can be taken away.
Make the best of it, yall.
It's not difficult to be better people, so it's a shame that there are still so many bad ones.

...


Amen!!!!!

[slowpo]

Originally Posted by Brian

I THINK death is a tool for us to learn how valuable life is and how easily it can be taken away.
Make the best of it, yall.
It's not difficult to be better people, so it's a shame that there are still so many bad ones.

that a beautifull though but that don't have anything to do about Jesus been a killing machine. Pls don't try to threadjack my tread

[ESmorz]

Jesus never killed anyone. Captial G God did, the Old Testament fuck your shit up God.

The New Testament is all about peace, love, and being magic hippies.

To be fair it's mostly the Angels that did all the killing.

[Matej]

[JesusFreakDrifter]

Jesus and God are two different beings, Jesus killed no one,,,and God and Nature are one, i mean They both work on the same laws...,but facts can be argued...beliefs can't. give me the entire 200+ books in the scriptures and maybe the 66 we have given may make sense...goodnight

[moocowmoo]

this is a great thread. props o.p. lol

if you think about it... religion as an institution... is the GREATEST pyramid scheme ever... anyone notice that since i believe the 1500's (correct date if im wrong) has been the SINGLE greatest land owner in the world to this day! for example. if a church is comprised of 1,000 devoted adult members thats $1,000+ dollars for that church alone. plus all others in that town, then multiply that by how many in the county, then the state, then country, then ultimantly the world....why do you think the vatican is its own independent country(or whatever the correct term is)...no taxes...

ANYWAYS back to the death thing...(i apologize for the rant)

god is a funny guy... gives man the ability to do whatever the hell he wants.. but immediatly says "RAWR dont do that because i said so even though technically you can" long story short.... a few books later... he saves noah, his wife, his three sons, and their wives, and KILLS EVERYONE ELSE... lol rather amusing if you think about it... and gives a rainbow promise that he will never do it again.

this statement is great

"Jesus never killed anyone. Captial G God did, the Old Testament fuck your shit up God.

The New Testament is all about peace, love, and being magic hippies.

To be fair it's mostly the Angels that did all the killing"-ESmorz

its true... God gets nasty, if you fuck with him... he just sits there and basically says "GET SOME" and throws a world flood, or an angel of death, or the book of revelation at you!

dont get me wrong im not anti-god in anyway. to support something you MUST know the side of those who try to tear you down. and stand firm. but im GLAD this topic was brought up!

[slowpo]

ok i never say jesus kill people ..the title is name "is jesus a killing machine" i want to make it sound badass...
anyway if you read my post i say that god was the one that was killing all those people. but jesus is god only son, so if your dad is a killer and you love him so much that your even accept to die for him...yes jesus die becouse hes dad told him to, he didnt die becouse of our sins..
oh wait if god love us so much why he didnt come here and die instead of sending hes son to do it for him...
satan was an angel one of the best angel i must add, after witnessing what god hes boss was doin to all the people in heart even hes only son jesus, he decide to come to heart and save us, but god was like no way no you satan your goin to be the bad guy for betraying me, remember god had a bigger army

[SexPanda]

Religion is not bad in and of itself. People are bad. And people can take any seemingly good thing and use it against others.

Basis of any (edit) REAL (/edit) religion: Be a good person

Then people fill in the rest to say "your a good person only if you follow so and so" and all Hell breaks loose, if you'll forgive the pun. If people were a little more accepting, no problems. But every holy book was written by men with agendas, and thats where the problem lies.

I doubt God has ever killed anyone just for shits and grins. People are more than capable of doing that, and saying that they do it in God's name just makes it easier.

[SUPERSTAR]

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

religion was created so a simple mind could rationalize death and existence. Meaning, that if you REALLY believe there's a magic man in the sky who created the universe then you're a retard.

[ayuaddict]

Originally Posted by Mi Beardo es Loco

religion was created so a simple mind could rationalize death and existence. Meaning, that if you REALLY believe there's a magic man in the sky who created the universe then you're a retard.

i seriously think those people live easier lives. they never really seem to have to worry about much.

i don't know, but ignorance sure is bliss.

[Touge Noob S13]

Originally Posted by Mi Beardo es Loco

religion was created so a simple mind could rationalize death and existence. Meaning, that if you REALLY believe there's a magic man in the sky who created the universe then you're a retard.

I would expect a comment like that from a religous fanatic (but being pro religion not anti) Just goes to show that athiests and fantics can both be on the same level of the asshole scale.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

Originally Posted by Touge Noob S13

I would expect a comment like that from a religous fanatic (but being pro religion not anti) Just goes to show that athiests and fantics can both be on the same level of the asshole scale.

not exactly. And I'm not exactly athiests either. I do understand that there's stuff I don't know and we'll never know but what I DO know is that people who claim they know know the least. They're the most closed minded of all because they can't even admit that they don't know everything because, you see, they already know what to expect.
And after I wrote the word "idiots" it was a little harse from how I was actually feeling. The word "close minded" is a little closer.
But that's America. I will continue to fight for you to have the right to practice a religion that I don't believe in.
Go America

[Works Aero]

jesus IS a killing machine!

[atutt]

Originally Posted by Mi Beardo es Loco

religion was created so a simple mind could rationalize death and existence. Meaning, that if you REALLY believe there's a magic man in the sky who created the universe then you're a retard.

lol, Amen...

George Carlin said it best...

Originally Posted by George Carlin

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!

I'm sorry but I find so many flaws with religion... The G-man killing so many people being one of those flaws.

[Drift N Dragg]

Jesus is not a killing Machine... Neither is GOD... Man has ' Free Will ' to do on to other's as they see fit..

Man has killed in the name of GOD, Just has Man have killed in the name of Satan, did GOD or Satan make them do it? Probly not.. Have they seen and/or heard the voice of GOD? Maybe.. But the SON of SAM thought a Dog was giving him Order's to kill people... So we can pretty much conclude that Hallucinations and paranoid schizophrenia is not something of the New.. and has legs that spread far into history as well as spanning far into our future..

I believe that religion is just a different form of government... Now when it was created it may had have the Best of Intentions for building a ' Faith ' of some sorts, but as man has Proved time and time again, Everything can be twisted into a War/Control Platform.

It's your choice with ' Free Will ' to believe in what you want or not believe at all..

That's just my

[ronmcdon]

Originally Posted by SexPanda

Religion is not bad in and of itself. People are bad. And people can take any seemingly good thing and use it against others.

Basis of any (edit) REAL (/edit) religion: Be a good person

Then people fill in the rest to say "your a good person only if you follow so and so" and all Hell breaks loose, if you'll forgive the pun. If people were a little more accepting, no problems. But every holy book was written by men with agendas, and thats where the problem lies.

I doubt God has ever killed anyone just for shits and grins. People are more than capable of doing that, and saying that they do it in God's name just makes it easier.

I beg to differ.
It's not that ppl are bad.
It's just that religion sets unrealistic expectations to human nature.

"Thy shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife!!" (or whatever the Bible commands)

Easier said than done.

[Drift N Dragg]

Originally Posted by ronmcdon

I beg to differ.


"Thy shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife!!" (or whatever the Bible commands)

Easier said than done.

It's Not Hard.... Do not Bang your Neighbor's wife, Friends Wife, Brothers wife.. NO Wife.. No Matter there situation.. When they become Single, then BANG them.. Until then, Keep your Dick in your pants..

It's Not Rocket Science.. LMAO

[drift freaq]

Man is the killing machine, man is the liar, man rewrites stuff to influence man. Man warps what other men and even what God might have said if it suits him.

In others its on us. We are the ones that need to try and do right and we are the ones that are not perfect. We are human bound to make mistakes and act irrationally from time to time. If we can recognize that we can try to make ourselves better. We are not perfect though, and if we judge others we are just as bad as the people we judge and we usually do that. LOL
In others just don't assume shit and you might be better off. Oh and yes we all assume as well.

This is a school of life folks and if we were perfect we would not be here.

[Drift N Dragg]

Originally Posted by drift freaq

Man is the killing machine, man is the liar, man rewrites stuff to influence man. Man warps what other men and even what God might have said if it suits him.

In others its on us. We are the ones that need to try and do right and we are the ones that are not perfect. We are human bound to make mistakes and act irrationally from time to time. If we can recognize that we can try to make ourselves better. We are not perfect though, and if we judge others we are just as bad as the people we judge and we usually do that. LOL
In others just don't assume shit and you might be better off. Oh and yes we all assume as well.

This is a school of life folks and if we were perfect we would not be here.

Are you like a little buddha?

[Bubbles]

Originally Posted by atutt

George Carlin said it best...

George Carlin spent the better of the last 5-10 years preaching his own beliefs to large crowds of people who payed money to be there.

I think he's the last person to talk about religion.

[ronmcdon]

Originally Posted by Drift N Dragg

It's Not Hard.... Do not Bang your Neighbor's wife, Friends Wife, Brothers wife.. NO Wife.. No Matter there situation.. When they become Single, then BANG them.. Until then, Keep your Dick in your pants..

It's Not Rocket Science.. LMAO

'Covet' just means to desire something.
Sex is purely optional.
For instance, glancing at your neighbor's wife's ass might fit the criterion.
I see no harm as long as it's not blatant & rude, but the 10 Commandments dissaprove.

You also cannot covet the neighbor's property,
so no oogling at the neighbors Porsche, lawn ornaments, or whatever.

Fortunately, neighbor's daughter isn't off limits (if you are single yourself).

covet - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

Main Entry: cov·et
Pronunciation: \ˈkə-vət\
Function: verb

transitive verb
1 : to wish for earnestly <covet an award>
2 : to desire (what belongs to another) inordinately or culpably
intransitive verb
: to feel inordinate desire for what belongs to another

[Drift N Dragg]

Originally Posted by ronmcdon

'Covet' just means to desire something.
Sex is purely optional.
For instance, glancing at your neighbor's wife's ass might fit the criterion.
I see no harm as long as it's not blatant & rude, but the 10 Commandments dissaprove.

covet - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

Main Entry: cov·et
Pronunciation: \ˈkə-vət\
Function: verb

transitive verb
1 : to wish for earnestly <covet an award>
2 : to desire (what belongs to another) inordinately or culpably
intransitive verb
: to feel inordinate desire for what belongs to another

Well see now you put it that way, I am Screwed!!! I am going to Hell..