The 2020 Presidential Race

[Phlip]

"What kind of a court system is this?" in response to judges carrying their courts precisely as they're supposed to.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tru...ction-lawsuits

I am not into posting Fox News links, but the "Fox News and other media outlets have projected that Biden has won the presidency. There is no requirement for Biden to 'prove' his votes were legally obtained for him to take office." part at the end is kind of crazy.
Hilarious

[S14rebuild]

Originally Posted by Phlip

"What kind of a court system is this?" in response to judges carrying their courts precisely as they're supposed to.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tru...ction-lawsuits

Hilarious

Dam, this is almost as bad as telln a strangers kid, that hes adopted....

[Phlip]

Originally Posted by S14rebuild

Dam, this is almost as bad as telln a strangers kid, that hes adopted....

Fuck Jacob and his parents

[S14rebuild]

Originally Posted by Phlip

Fuck Jacob and his parents

Bwaaahahahahah

Shit is getting a pultizer prize

[zombiewolf513]

Have a lot of practice introducing yourself to children like this Moe?

https://www.callmephlip.net/2020/11/...layground.html

Me: “Hey, Jacob…”

Jacob: “Who are you?”

Me: “Mr. Phillips, but you can call me Moe.”

Jacob: “Do I know you?”

Me: “No, but your parents do.”

[Phlip note: his parents DON’T know me, and still weren’t even fucking looking]

Now it all makes sense why you've got such a hard dick for Biden and his proclivities.

Originally Posted by Phlip

Fuck Jacob...

I bet you think about that a lot, dont you? Sick fuck.

[ixfxi]

regardless of all the bullshit people are spewing about this and that, the reality is that we'll see what happens within the next month or two.

anyone who thinks they have control over any of this, is disillusion.

[kingkilburn]

Originally Posted by zombiewolf513

Why am I so attracted to you?

IDK but I think you get off on being rationally brutalized and made a fool of in public.

[mr.nismo.]

Omg these quote edits have me dying [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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[mr.nismo.]

Originally Posted by ixfxi

regardless of all the bullshit people are spewing about this and that, the reality is that we'll see what happens within the next month or two.

anyone who thinks they have control over any of this, is disillusion.

Factual as can be.

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[kingkilburn]

Originally Posted by zombiewolf513

Have a lot of practice introducing yourself to children like this Moe? ... Sick fuck.

You guys see the epic where he robbed Santa?

[S14rebuild]

Let me guess... the white cops showed up and shot him..... then BLM rioted and looted the local walmart

[!Zar!]

Originally Posted by S14rebuild

Let me guess... the white cops showed up and shot him..... then BLM rioted and looted the local walmart

Nah, it was MAGA looting D.C. after they found out their savior lost the election.

[zombiewolf513]

Now the 'ol boy's back! Fittin ta get Rittenhouse'd, chasing after kiddies in his local park.

C L A S S I C

[Phlip]

Originally Posted by S14rebuild

Let me guess... the white cops showed up and shot him..... then BLM rioted and looted the local walmart

No, you insufferable racist jackass...
I literally spent over two years explaining how I robbed Santa Claus.

https://www.callmephlip.net/2019/01/...nta-claus.html

I would thank you both to comment on the stories since you're giving me all these free page views.

[S14rebuild]

Originally Posted by !Zar!

Nah, it was MAGA looting D.C. after they found out their savior lost the election.

Doesnt fit the time line of the writings...good try mr.jong-un

[S14rebuild]

Originally Posted by Phlip

No, you insufferable racist jackass...
I literally spent over two years explaining how I robbed Santa Claus.

https://www.callmephlip.net/2019/01/...nta-claus.html

I would thank you both to comment on the stories since you're giving me all these free page views.

Why am i racist? Cause i said the cops were white? Your a writer, you should that you need to add details, so the readers can paint the image properly in their heads. I want them to get the full effect of whats happening at that very moment. This is writing 101.....amateur

[!Zar!]

If you were any more coy, you'd be a fish.

[S14rebuild]

Originally Posted by !Zar!

If you were any more coy, you'd be a fish.

Im gonna take that as a racist comment

[Phlip]

Originally Posted by S14rebuild

Why am i racist? Cause i said the cops were white? Your a writer, you should that you need to add details, so the readers can paint the image properly in their heads. I want them to get the full effect of whats happening at that very moment. This is writing 101.....amateur

You can't make these kind of critiques with those kinds of grammatical fuckups.

[S14rebuild]

Originally Posted by Phlip

You can't make these kind of critiques with those kinds of grammatical fuckups.

Dont get mad at me that my story telling is more defined then your blogspot inserts...

[Phlip]

Originally Posted by S14rebuild

Dont get mad at me that my story telling is more defined then [sic] your blogspot inserts...

Still at it, I see...
You're denying yourself such gems as "the only thing that travels faster than bad news, apparently, is chlamydia..." (<-- that one was a non sequitur) and "the bad thing about orgies is someone gets fucked" and "this orgy just became a bukkake."
You really should do more reading. Perhaps your own grammar would be better.

[zombiewolf513]

Can you believe that a guy that gloats about stuff like this has such a problem with not racism?

Will it likely come up in therapy sessions for both him AND his parents in the coming years? Probably. The most important part, though, was seeing to it that a bad-ass kid (and with him, his parents) received some getback for his bad-ass-kid behavior and their blind eye to said bad-ass behavior.

So once I saw that they’d retreated back into the park, I ducked into my car and drove the fuck up out of there quickfast and got home.

I was only really upset with myself that I didn’t have a plan at ready to talk my way out of this shit if the kid had seen pictures of his parents with him in the hospital when he was born. I will keep that in mind for next time.

Also, I don’t sit and read in that park anymore.

If I was your friend (which I would never be), I'd be afraid to leave my child alone for a single second with 'Uncle Moe'.

[!Zar!]

You live in a blue state. Relax and conform.

[zombiewolf513]

Another brilliant take that's about to get blown out like his church friend in 3, 2, 1....


Obama 2008:



Biden 2020:




Even the Native reservations voted for Trump. Let that sink in.

You're fake news. Trump won in a landslide, and you'll be dilating with the bell end of a french horn once reality sets in.

[!Zar!]

Your tasteless attacks on my deceased friend is nothing compared to your deceased braincells.

Land can't vote.

Population density. Look it up.

[zombiewolf513]

I didn't attack your friend, a gun did. Don't go around being a fucking asshole, and we won't have to hear about how I hurt your feelings. Sound fair?

You know what else doesn't vote? Dead friends, business addresses, and Canadians.




Apparently Great Grandpa Joe broke his hip or some shit. Will he even make it to inauguration day?

[Phlip]

Originally Posted by !Zar!

Your tasteless attacks on my deceased friend is nothing compared to your deceased braincells.

Land can't vote.

Population density. Look it up.

Chill...
One of those blue specs in the state I live in is my county. That means I will be able to use my EBT card to pay for my next tattoo at the abortion clinic on January 21st while I burn my big black lips on a crackpipe while I no-call-no-show the seventh job interview that week alone.

[!Zar!]

Originally Posted by zombiewolf513

You know what else doesn't vote?

Enough people for Trump to win

[zombiewolf513]

^Good one

Originally Posted by Phlip

Chill...
One of those blue specs in the state I live in is my county. That means I will be able to use my EBT card to pay for my next tattoo at the abortion clinic on January 21st while I burn my big black lips on a crackpipe while I no-call-no-show the seventh job interview that week alone.

That's one way to stick it to white supremacy.

[Phlip]

What is the law about putting hands on federal employees?
I have two watches I ordered from overseas that have cleared customs and regional distribution in my state already, but haven't been delivered. I have been working from home since March and always see when the mailman arrives. I was thinking of meeting him at the end of my driveway tomorrow and throwing hands if he doesn't have my brown GMT I wanted to show off at Thanksgiving with the inlaws.