Thugs selling magazine subscriptions...

[Phil703]

If she's hot, Just zone out and stare at her then invite her in

[CrimsonRockett]

I worked for one of those types of things for a day years ago.

Just FYI, more than 75% of these people are scammers.

We would "sell" newspaper subscriptions. Rather than you getting your newspaper subscription, our "boss" would pocket the money and toss out the card you filled out for it.

Yeah...that's why I only worked that for a day.

I found out towards the end of the night, which is when I stopped going door to door...and called my friend for a ride home.

Straight up bullshit.

[s13Dr1ft]

I had 2 chicks trying to sell me some knock off smell goods once. I told them that if they fucked each other, I would buy a bottle. They thought i was playing.

[DOOK]

Originally Posted by bloodangels13

i thought mormons didnt belive in pre-marital bang bang

most religious sects don't believe in pre marital bang bang... doesn't mean individuals in those sects don't do it...

[Farzam]

I usually just stare, and when they start talking I talk too, sometimes i'll imitate what they say but in a dorky way...they usually get the point. If i'm in a bad mood i'll say "dude seriously, don't you have ambition in life? Why don't you get a legitimate job or go to school or something, damn"

If i'm in a good mood I just say "I was at a friend's house and someone came by with this offer, i'm not interested but thank you have a good day" and then usually they just bite their lip and walk away.

[flip3d]

I love Jehovah's Witnesses. When they ask me if I believe in heaven or do I think the end is coming, I just say no and ask them if they know anything about Scientology or do they believe that Xenu is the leader of the galactic federation.

[98s14inaz]

Originally Posted by DOOK

most religious sects don't believe in pre marital bang bang... doesn't mean individuals in those sects don't do it...

Quoted for truth Some of the best lays I've had were Mormon girls Let me tell you, they weren't that Mormon.

[DOOK]

Originally Posted by 98s14inaz

Quoted for truth Some of the best lays I've had were Mormon girls Let me tell you, they weren't that Mormon.

this also quoted for truth... my wife is a raging bitch... she's mormon... but she was always a hell of a lay

[jrbump]

Here's a story from our local news.

Door-to-door salespeople arrested in Yamhill County

11:46 AM PDT on Saturday, April 26, 2008

By DAVE NORTHFIELD, kgw.com


Sales arrests

After weeks of citizen complaints, police in McMinnville arrested four members of a door to door sales force.

Shaquanna Johnson of Fort Lauderdale, Florida was booked on theft and forgery charges for allegedly stealing a prospective customer’s checkbook last Friday.

Derrick Toliver was arrested for selling marijuana in the parking lot of the Paragon Motel in McMinnville, where 75 employees of the T & B Sales Co. are staying.

Two more employees were arrested for ID Theft for using phony names to obtain health care at a local hospital.

In addition to the arrests, authorities throughout Yamhill County said they’ve received dozens of complaints from citizens over aggressive sales techniques.

“People will come to the door, knock on the door, and refuse to leave without a sale,” said Cap. Ken Summers of the Yamhill County Sheriff’s Office.

Large passenger vans drop off the salespeople in a residential area, and police say the young people aren’t picked up until they meet their sales quota.

One McMinnville police detective working on the case said there are two sets of victims: one made up of customers, the other comprised of the young salespeople. The two arrested for ID theft reportedly were refused medical care when they told their superiors they were sick.

The Georgia sales company has been coming to Yamhill County for years, but this is the first there have been arrests and such a large volume of complaints.

T & B’s co-owner says she will not tolerate criminal behavior, and that the four who were arrested are responsible for themselves. “They’re grown people, they make their own decisions and we don’t condone that,” said Melinda Burgess.

Burgess said the company has always made plenty of sales in Yamhill County.

The four facing charges are being housed at the Yamhill County Jail. They will be arrainged on Monday.

[bigOdom1]

I had a friend who did this for like a day a couple years back. he was selling vacuums door to door and then they were headed to the hotel, on the way two of the other guys started smoking meth in the van. he called me and i had to go pick him up.

second scenario. freshman year of college i came home to my apartment and my roomate had this girls shirt off and they were in the living room. he didn't say much for about two months, then one day we got three magazines in the mail. come to find out he suckled on the fun bags and signed up for three subscriptions. next month comes around no magazines, next month is the same. they stole his 36 dollars and sent one free issue. he did get to play with random jugs though

[PITCH]

Originally Posted by Andrew Bohan

i told him if he bought enough stickers from me, i'd go to paris with him, but he didn't wanna do it.

but i probably would have if he had stickers on his truck, so i told him all about that, but he didn't go for it.



so basically, whenever someone comes by to try to get you to do something, try to get them to do something too.

LOL'ed HAHA
+1

[jibanez]

Originally Posted by bigOdom1

second scenario. freshman year of college i came home to my apartment and my roomate had this girls shirt off and they were in the living room. he didn't say much for about two months, then one day we got three magazines in the mail. come to find out he suckled on the fun bags and signed up for three subscriptions. next month comes around no magazines, next month is the same. they stole his 36 dollars and sent one free issue. he did get to play with random jugs though

haha whatever it takes to make a sale

[ESmorz]

Originally Posted by bloodangels13

i wasnt being literal about selling the "book" i was jus saying he was tryin to give to me but the a sales type speech to go with it... i guess he was from a more conserv family couse it def bothered him.. and i called his bible bc shit i call my book of s-chassis info my bible.. in all it was good day for ass and bothering annoying door knocking ppls o and i thought mormons didnt belive in pre-marital bang bang

This "paragraph" made my head explode trying to make sense of it...

fuckin hangovers.

[delphis]

airsoft ak-47 usually scares them right off if you yell at them with a red neck accent, or a random sex toy with chocolate smeared on it with a german accent.(my buddy told me about the second one)

[Matej]

This used to happen in my dorm all the time except people kept trying to sell me drugs.

[SW20Racer]

Originally Posted by Matej

This used to happen in my dorm all the time except people kept trying to sell me drugs.

thats actually convenient though, i wouldnt be so pissed about random knocks at the door if i thought it was that.