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moocowmoo · 06-23-2010, 03:24 AM

are you kidding me... this shit is just dumb..... I have a 2 year old little brother who has more common sense than you.... this is what you need to do...

*MUST READ* or else you may as well die

1)Call him and say your sorry (for being a complete douchebag)
2)Go over there and tell him you want to make up and being him flowers
3)Throw the flowers at him, kick his ass until he is unconscious or near death
4)Take your money back and dont talk to him for 6 months
5) 6 months later..... call him and say your sorry for kicking his ass, and tell him you want to keep getting continuously raped in the asshole by him day after day
6)Leave your title and your dignity on the kitchen table... hell take both again eventually anyway...

seriously man USE YOUR HEAD NEXT TIME! or give your car to someone who will actually take care of it...

J3123MY · 06-23-2010, 04:08 AM

wrofflecopterz! Sometimes people just deserve to be jacked.

*handinpants* · 06-23-2010, 04:49 AM

your an idiot give that cell number to the cops they're gonna get that theif. or better yet, hire a private dectective and kill the guy yourself

510-SR20DET · 06-23-2010, 05:21 AM

come on guys, help this poor little guy here so i can steal his car again and get another $300. maybe i can help you troubleshooting some other problems on your car? It sounds like a good deal here.
OP is a joke, even a retard who eats shit everyday can tell what wrong in the picture. Unless he's worse than a retard who eats shit everyday o.O
But to answer your question, get rid of that old engine and swap a RB26 in there so he can steal it again.

S13 curtis · 06-23-2010, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 510-SR20DET

come on guys, help this poor little guy here so i can steal his car again and get another $300. maybe i can help you troubleshooting some other problems on your car? It sounds like a good deal here.
OP is a joke, even a retard who eats shit everyday can tell what wrong in the picture. Unless he's worse than a retard who eats shit everyday o.O
But to answer your question, get rid of that old engine and swap a RB26 in there so he can steal it again.

I def got a laugh from that!
hahahha

driftsilvias13 · 06-23-2010, 09:39 AM

This is the most epic thread ever to be posted on the internet.

Rut Ro · 06-23-2010, 10:12 AM

Wow. Talk about being done prison style with no lube dude. Your situation went from a stolen car to a domestic violence issue and the cops didn't do anything about it. WTF is the name of this thread. Good luck with stuff and use your head next time. Don't let desire get in the way of whats right.

edspecR · 06-23-2010, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by handinpants

your an idiot give that cell number to the cops they're gonna get that theif. or better yet, hire a private dectective and kill the guy yourself

im pretty sure the cops would just laugh at him too

xtreme_s14 · 06-23-2010, 10:48 AM

My urethra LOL'd!

mkezzo16 · 06-23-2010, 12:25 PM

Im an work and started Laughing out loud..I think it would be fun to hang around this dude for a day to see how much dumb shit he does..I hope you learned your lesson after being roasted by damn near every zilvian. I find it funny that your car wasn't even really stolen..It was in the same place the whole time. I could half way understand if he drove it somewhere else and hid it from you. But it was at your friends house the entire time. SMH.

lflkajfj12123 · 06-23-2010, 03:10 PM

thread is lulz

*DALAZ_68* · 06-23-2010, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdmdrews14

yes i did. i seen that after i posted..

you need to learn to fucken focus...

Quote:

Originally Posted by g35gabby

you just made my day.

ty for posting pics if that hunk of junk ever makes it back onto the road, I will make sure to laugh.

care to post the "thief's" name and info? being local and all.........

Ps since when are 4 lug spacers OR a zenki front end worth 300 bucks? give me 200 bucks and I will tow the junk out of your life....... I will even throw in a bus pass.

you wouldnt to have happen to own a CA did you...lol

OP- an engine only needs 3 things

Air
fire
gas

if he mentioned injectors, pull the fuel rail and get ur injectors checked out...once ok'd, reinstall with new O-rings

-check ur distributer the way the previous person said...
-check wires
-check connections
-pull the plugs and actually make sure there fully ok...post pics or something
-check engine harness plugs
-check ECu for possible codes

CHECK UR ENGINE HARNESS

if your lazy to try, sell it...done...

KiLLeR2001 · 06-23-2010, 04:00 PM

Whenever I'm having a shitty day I will remember this thread, and all will be well again.

stinky_180 · 06-23-2010, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DALAZ_68

OP- an engine only needs 3 things

Air
fire
gas

compression
ignition
fuel

... just sayin...

shiftdrift · 06-23-2010, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky_180

compression
ignition
fuel

... just sayin...

no no no man, he means the only thing HIS car needs is that.
gas, to fuel the fire
fire, to ignite the gas and have it engulf in flames
air, to keep the fire going!

g35gabby · 06-23-2010, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DALAZ_68

you wouldnt to have happen to own a CA did you...lol

one of those iron blocked junkyard motors?

hehe, Im dying to have another. forget kids, we are just going to have a few cars

.

If the OP posts his forsale, I would be happy to buy it and after paying for it, fix it in front of him. looks like about 10 mins worth of work.

Oilcover · 06-23-2010, 08:54 PM

so I was linked this thread and was all "NO WAY can someone be this dumb.."

Quote:

Location: orlando

well, made a believer out of me!

s13silvia123 · 06-23-2010, 09:19 PM

i'm just going to tell you straight before anyone does

you are one of the dumbest person i've ever will ever laugh at puahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha lol

DriftVader · 06-23-2010, 10:19 PM

poor guy. OP you feeling okay man? Need a shoulder?

driven_ · 06-24-2010, 12:22 AM

Best thread evar.

Fer teh winz1!!1!!!!1!1!!

Q.Smooth127 · 06-24-2010, 02:38 AM

WOW ... just WOW...
...WOW

travisty_ · 06-24-2010, 04:01 AM

fishhouse · 06-24-2010, 05:21 AM

only read first page. OP. you are retarded. lol wow

jdmisaac · 06-24-2010, 06:00 AM

wow just wow.

theboy · 06-24-2010, 06:58 AM

if captain wonderful that held your car "hostage" has already been convicted of other crrimes and served time was just released. Then hes on parole. Which makes what he did to you a parole violation (vandalism, theft, etc.). This should be a no brainer for you man. Have his ass arrested and sent back. And while your in court against him have him pay for all the damage done to your car and pocket book. Your going at this the entirely wrong way. You have the upper hand now use it.

ripnbst · 06-24-2010, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdmdrews14

you guys are retarded lol

um he isnt in jail we woprked out a deal where i give him 300 and he gives me my car back...

but yeah idk he told me at first the injector rings are bad.
then he texted me saying "ihope your motor blows only 2 cyclenders are firing".

only 2&3 are firing he says idk

You payed the guy who stole your car to get it back...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

When I met him to give him the cash and get the car I would have had some batting practice.

sirfallsalot243 · 06-24-2010, 08:24 AM

This is what happens when a man sprouts a vagina.

deuceforty · 06-24-2010, 09:25 AM

only one word can sum up this thread

florida

singlecamslam · 06-24-2010, 10:05 AM

Man i'm starting to feel bad for the guy. If that was me i would be raging out of control and i would be the one in jail after beating his ass.

*DALAZ_68* · 06-24-2010, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky_180

compression
ignition
fuel

... just sayin...

im breaking it down to terms he can understand...the fact that he didnt know what OP was, kinda set the bar on his intelegence...

Just sayin...

Quote:

Originally Posted by g35gabby

one of those iron blocked junkyard motors?

hehe, Im dying to have another. forget kids, we are just going to have a few cars

.

If the OP posts his forsale, I would be happy to buy it and after paying for it, fix it in front of him. looks like about 10 mins worth of work.

ouch gabby...very ouch...my junkyard motor is nearly recomplete...again...

just gonna need a tune and alignment...

Quote:

Originally Posted by xdarkrune

in before the lock.

sad trueth is, people are actually helping him between shit post...so doubt itll get locked...

Quote:

Originally Posted by theboy

if captain wonderful that held your car "hostage" has already been convicted of other crrimes and served time was just released. Then hes on parole. Which makes what he did to you a parole violation (vandalism, theft, etc.). This should be a no brainer for you man. Have his ass arrested and sent back. And while your in court against him have him pay for all the damage done to your car and pocket book. Your going at this the entirely wrong way. You have the upper hand now use it.

^has a point...

06-23-2010, 04:49 AM	#123
handinpants FreshColdBeer.com Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: California Age: 41 Posts: 2,665 Trader Rating: (48) Rides Gallery: handinpants Feedback Score: 48 reviews	your an idiot give that cell number to the cops they're gonna get that theif. or better yet, hire a private dectective and kill the guy yourself __________________

06-23-2010, 05:21 AM	#124
510-SR20DET Zilvia Junkie Join Date: May 2008 Location: Aye Bay Bay Posts: 418 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	come on guys, help this poor little guy here so i can steal his car again and get another $300. maybe i can help you troubleshooting some other problems on your car? It sounds like a good deal here. OP is a joke, even a retard who eats shit everyday can tell what wrong in the picture. Unless he's worse than a retard who eats shit everyday o.O But to answer your question, get rid of that old engine and swap a RB26 in there so he can steal it again. __________________ Originally Posted by EDaciouSX You should fix your opor* grammar.*

06-23-2010, 09:39 AM	#126
driftsilvias13 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,297 Trader Rating: (54) Feedback Score: 54 reviews	This is the most epic thread ever to be posted on the internet. __________________

06-23-2010, 10:48 AM	#129
xtreme_s14 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 708 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	My urethra LOL'd! __________________

06-23-2010, 04:00 PM	#133
KiLLeR2001 Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: オーランドフロリダ Posts: 7,955 Trader Rating: (46) Feedback Score: 46 reviews	Whenever I'm having a shitty day I will remember this thread, and all will be well again. __________________

06-23-2010, 03:24 AM	#121
moocowmoo Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Riverside/Anaheim Age: 34 Posts: 1,483 Trader Rating: (46) Feedback Score: 46 reviews	are you kidding me... this shit is just dumb..... I have a 2 year old little brother who has more common sense than you.... this is what you need to do... MUST READ or else you may as well die 1)Call him and say your sorry (for being a complete douchebag) 2)Go over there and tell him you want to make up and being him flowers 3)Throw the flowers at him, kick his ass until he is unconscious or near death 4)Take your money back and dont talk to him for 6 months 5) 6 months later..... call him and say your sorry for kicking his ass, and tell him you want to keep getting continuously raped in the asshole by him day after day 6)Leave your title and your dignity on the kitchen table... hell take both again eventually anyway... seriously man USE YOUR HEAD NEXT TIME! or give your car to someone who will actually take care of it...

06-23-2010, 04:08 AM	#122
J3123MY BANNED Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: California Age: 33 Posts: 235 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	wrofflecopterz! Sometimes people just deserve to be jacked.

06-23-2010, 10:12 AM	#127
Rut Ro Leaky Injector Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Colorado Age: 39 Posts: 72 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Wow. Talk about being done prison style with no lube dude. Your situation went from a stolen car to a domestic violence issue and the cops didn't do anything about it. WTF is the name of this thread. Good luck with stuff and use your head next time. Don't let desire get in the way of whats right.

06-23-2010, 12:25 PM	#130
mkezzo16 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Granada Hills, CA Posts: 461 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	Im an work and started Laughing out loud..I think it would be fun to hang around this dude for a day to see how much dumb shit he does..I hope you learned your lesson after being roasted by damn near every zilvian. I find it funny that your car wasn't even really stolen..It was in the same place the whole time. I could half way understand if he drove it somewhere else and hid it from you. But it was at your friends house the entire time. SMH.

06-23-2010, 03:10 PM	#131
lflkajfj12123 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: 　　　　　　　　 Posts: 8,483 Trader Rating: (20) Feedback Score: 20 reviews	thread is lulz

06-23-2010, 09:19 PM	#138
s13silvia123 Post Whore! Join Date: May 2006 Location: where waldo is Age: 42 Posts: 3,266 Trader Rating: (16) Feedback Score: 16 reviews	i'm just going to tell you straight before anyone does you are one of the dumbest person i've ever will ever laugh at puahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha lol __________________ 18g and 20g turbo users click on me http://zilvia.net/f/tech-talk/261219-18g-20g-turbo-users.html

06-23-2010, 10:19 PM	#139
DriftVader Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Los Angeles, CA Age: 38 Posts: 382 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	poor guy. OP you feeling okay man? Need a shoulder?

06-24-2010, 12:22 AM	#140
driven_ Zilvia Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 31 Posts: 884 Trader Rating: (7) Feedback Score: 7 reviews	Best thread evar. Fer teh winz1!!1!!!!1!1!! __________________ Find me on MR2oc!

06-24-2010, 02:38 AM	#141
Q.Smooth127 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: May 2010 Location: Hawaii Posts: 377 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	WOW ... just WOW... ...WOW

06-24-2010, 04:01 AM	#142
travisty_ Zilvia Junkie Join Date: May 2010 Location: Phoenix, AZ Age: 31 Posts: 437 Trader Rating: (10) Feedback Score: 10 reviews

06-24-2010, 05:21 AM	#143
fishhouse Zilvia Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: bonertown Age: 43 Posts: 254 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	only read first page. OP. you are retarded. lol wow

06-24-2010, 06:00 AM	#144
jdmisaac Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: North Carolina Age: 36 Posts: 44 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	wow just wow.

06-24-2010, 06:58 AM	#145
theboy Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Chicago Age: 35 Posts: 618 Trader Rating: (10) Feedback Score: 10 reviews	if captain wonderful that held your car "hostage" has already been convicted of other crrimes and served time was just released. Then hes on parole. Which makes what he did to you a parole violation (vandalism, theft, etc.). This should be a no brainer for you man. Have his ass arrested and sent back. And while your in court against him have him pay for all the damage done to your car and pocket book. Your going at this the entirely wrong way. You have the upper hand now use it.

06-24-2010, 08:24 AM	#147
sirfallsalot243 BANNED Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Doylestown, PA Age: 36 Posts: 468 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	This is what happens when a man sprouts a vagina.

06-24-2010, 09:25 AM	#148
deuceforty Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: raleigh Age: 36 Posts: 907 Trader Rating: (12) Feedback Score: 12 reviews	only one word can sum up this thread florida __________________ TWO TONE COUPE FS NC

06-24-2010, 10:05 AM	#149
singlecamslam Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Norcal Posts: 2,534 Trader Rating: (10) Feedback Score: 10 reviews	Man i'm starting to feel bad for the guy. If that was me i would be raging out of control and i would be the one in jail after beating his ass. __________________ Nothing says racecar like a stock car with no interior.