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***Future240*** · 08-04-2008, 11:13 AM

I dont even want to imagine what the rest of her looks like

YoungGun · 08-04-2008, 11:16 AM

Its a drag queen, it has a dick.

Dutchmalmiss · 08-04-2008, 11:32 AM

driftphenom · 08-04-2008, 11:41 AM

first of all, he looks like he already knows hes going to regret it. like "yep ,this shits gonna suck in the morning" that chic looks like she went and played on ugly street and got lost. that or shes a stunt double for a dinosaur in jurassic park. maybe it was halloween, and she was dressed up like.......uuummmmm, fat trailor trash hillbilly woman

stiizy · 08-04-2008, 11:49 AM

omg thats gross

i would not let that thing on my lap!!

VROOOM · 08-04-2008, 11:58 AM

it looks like someone used her tits for punching bags.

airforceone451 · 08-04-2008, 12:21 PM

After rigorously searching for the original picture of what jrbump really looks like, I stumbled upon this:

jrbump · 08-04-2008, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Let me hit it from the back, girl I wont catch a hernia

lololololol, that took longer than i expected, thought i got off easy.

Mi Beardo es Loco · 08-04-2008, 02:46 PM

I'd hit that raw.You guys are crazy. What's the best is I bet her teeth taste like lemonade.

Martin_s14 · 08-04-2008, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mi Beardo es Loco

I'd hit that raw.You guys are crazy. What's the best is I bet her teeth taste like lemonade.

OMG lemonade chiclets FTW!!!

To the OP....I know fat bitches need love too, but seriously? I'd be passed out drunk before my beer goggles did me wrong anywhere close to that!

Best of luck with your new VD's!!!

KwKouki · 08-04-2008, 04:44 PM

I couldnt be drunk enough

***Future240*** · 08-04-2008, 05:01 PM

His friends suck for lettin him do that.

spoolandslide · 08-04-2008, 05:37 PM

This is why I dont believe in God.

oscarsx · 08-04-2008, 06:13 PM

rule number #1, dont eat while browsing ZILVIA...

:[
tap that ass homegrizzle!

TravisSW · 08-04-2008, 06:37 PM

Bag that face with a plastic bag (black) and titty fuck that hahahah

***Future240*** · 08-04-2008, 06:46 PM

^With the spots on her chest he would probably catch something

UfoZ8myCow · 08-04-2008, 06:47 PM

I'm pretty much sure that my goal for the evening would be death by alcohol poisoning if I had to go anywhere near that thing...

TravisSW · 08-04-2008, 06:59 PM

+1 cookie points for actually posting your "Not so great moments in hook up history."
hahah

spoolandslide · 08-04-2008, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UfoZ8myCow

I'm pretty much sure that my goal for the evening would be death by alcohol poisoning if I had to go anywhere near that thing...

"Never give up, Never back down!"

dirtdiggler666 · 08-04-2008, 07:23 PM

this needs to get locked cuz everytime i even see the thread title i get the mental picture and wanna puke

corriganjoshua · 08-04-2008, 07:26 PM

I definitely threw up in my mouth...ohh wait...theres more coming.

Soup Nazi · 08-04-2008, 08:29 PM

Even I wouldn't hit that....

1989rps13 · 08-05-2008, 12:47 AM

does she have orange eyebrows and butter teeth?

1989rps13 · 08-05-2008, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VROOOM

it looks like someone used her tits for punching bags.

lol LOL oh man too funny

***Future240*** · 08-05-2008, 10:21 AM

^ The edit button is your friend

*DALAZ_68* · 08-05-2008, 10:59 AM

ur suppose to tranq and tag the bear...not mat with it...silly rednecks

95Kouki · 08-05-2008, 11:12 AM

man...i don't care how drunk you were...that shit just ain't right!

dirtdiggler666 · 08-05-2008, 11:14 AM

ya sure biggs you know you want to hit it

jackjack · 08-05-2008, 11:15 AM

HAWT

dert420sx · 08-05-2008, 11:50 AM

hey to each his own, right?

i just seriously hope you double-gloved your soldier before proceeding with the nasty-nasty...

08-04-2008, 11:32 AM	#93
Dutchmalmiss Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Socal (323) Age: 38 Posts: 3,500 Trader Rating: (14) Feedback Score: 14 reviews	__________________ Pignose, biaaatch.

08-04-2008, 04:44 PM	#101
KwKouki Nissanaholic! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Key West, FL Age: 43 Posts: 2,212 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	I couldnt be drunk enough __________________

08-04-2008, 06:13 PM	#104
oscarsx Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: SoCal Posts: 697 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	rule number #1, dont eat while browsing ZILVIA... :[ tap that ass homegrizzle! __________________ IG: @ozc2jz

08-04-2008, 06:37 PM	#105
TravisSW Nissanaholic! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Orange County, CA Age: 39 Posts: 2,071 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	Bag that face with a plastic bag (black) and titty fuck that hahahah __________________ 1986 Porsche 944 Turbo (951) 1995 Nissan 240sx (S14) Miss ya.

08-04-2008, 06:47 PM	#107
UfoZ8myCow Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vegas Posts: 1,227 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I'm pretty much sure that my goal for the evening would be death by alcohol poisoning if I had to go anywhere near that thing... __________________

08-04-2008, 11:16 AM	#92
YoungGun Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: 818-951 SoCal Posts: 3,961 Trader Rating: (23) Feedback Score: 23 reviews	Its a drag queen, it has a dick.

08-04-2008, 11:41 AM	#94
driftphenom Zilvia Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: nc Age: 40 Posts: 161 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	first of all, he looks like he already knows hes going to regret it. like "yep ,this shits gonna suck in the morning" that chic looks like she went and played on ugly street and got lost. that or shes a stunt double for a dinosaur in jurassic park. maybe it was halloween, and she was dressed up like.......uuummmmm, fat trailor trash hillbilly woman

08-04-2008, 11:49 AM	#95
stiizy Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NYC Age: 42 Posts: 6,332 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	omg thats gross i would not let that thing on my lap!!

08-04-2008, 12:21 PM	#97
airforceone451 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NC Posts: 546 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	After rigorously searching for the original picture of what jrbump really looks like, I stumbled upon this:

08-04-2008, 05:37 PM	#103
spoolandslide Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: lost in a bump splice in the fabric of our clockwork Posts: 1,044 Trader Rating: (12) Feedback Score: 12 reviews	This is why I dont believe in God.

08-04-2008, 06:59 PM	#108
TravisSW Nissanaholic! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Orange County, CA Age: 39 Posts: 2,071 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	+1 cookie points for actually posting your "Not so great moments in hook up history." hahah __________________ 1986 Porsche 944 Turbo (951) 1995 Nissan 240sx (S14) Miss ya.

08-04-2008, 07:23 PM	#110
dirtdiggler666 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: p-dale Age: 44 Posts: 2,113 Trader Rating: (26) Feedback Score: 26 reviews	this needs to get locked cuz everytime i even see the thread title i get the mental picture and wanna puke

08-04-2008, 07:26 PM	#111
corriganjoshua Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Wrong End of the Railroad Tracks Posts: 422 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: corriganjoshua Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I definitely threw up in my mouth...ohh wait...theres more coming. __________________ Team Inertia Cheap,Fast,Reliable you can only have 2.

08-05-2008, 12:47 AM	#113
1989rps13 BANNED Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: socal Posts: 1,499 Trader Rating: (10) Feedback Score: 10 reviews	does she have orange eyebrows and butter teeth?

08-05-2008, 10:59 AM	#116
DALAZ_68 not giving a fuck Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los angeles Age: 38 Posts: 15,077 Trader Rating: (104) Feedback Score: 104 reviews	ur suppose to tranq and tag the bear...not mat with it...silly rednecks __________________ LOL 240... whats better than 1? 5 1's ...lol PSN & XBL GT : Wh0pp3r68 CLUB LEXUS : Wh0pp3r

08-05-2008, 11:12 AM	#117
95Kouki Zilvia Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Palmdale Posts: 263 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	man...i don't care how drunk you were...that shit just ain't right! __________________ People will always be haters...can't change that...just out drive them

08-05-2008, 11:14 AM	#118
dirtdiggler666 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: p-dale Age: 44 Posts: 2,113 Trader Rating: (26) Feedback Score: 26 reviews	ya sure biggs you know you want to hit it

08-05-2008, 11:15 AM	#119
jackjack Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chi Posts: 2,899 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	HAWT

08-05-2008, 11:50 AM	#120
dert420sx Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Long Beach, Ca Age: 43 Posts: 450 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hey to each his own, right? i just seriously hope you double-gloved your soldier before proceeding with the nasty-nasty...