How to spit game 101.(PLease Read Rules)

[TiNMAN]

Originally Posted by JRas

I fail at girls...

maybe...


















you like boys?








haha, jk. i had to, you left it wide open!!


carry on fellas

[driven_]

oh man,
every girl i planned to date ended up with their current bf's before i could get a chance.
otherwise, i took too long. or tried to know them too fast.

BAH!!!

edit: LOL at above post.

[jdizzy204]

I got a couple of questions.

I used to live with 2 female roommates and hung out with them all the time and was always respectful of them. I never tried to make a move either of them even though they were both very attractive. Well since then i have moved out and still am really attracted to one of my old roommates. She is girlfriend material and i dont want to just hook up with her. over the break she invited me to her house (in Canada) to stay with her for a while and as much as i wanted to tell her how i felt and make a move, i was too chickenshit to do it because i lived with her and felt (and still do feel) like i am stuck in the friend zone. If she was expecting me to make a move since i was with her, what should i do now since i didnt already?

Alright, my next involves another roommate. my current female roommate is sexy and is a really cool girl. i normally wouldnt even think of hooking up with a roommate because they tend to be pretty judgmental about the girls you bring home after you have already done the deed. The only reason im considering this is because she doesnt seem to be the jealous type (which was the complete opposite of my old roomies). So is it a good idea to try to hook up with her if i think she might want it? Also, what would be the best way to go about doing so without it being awkward after?

[ESmorz]

It will always be awkward.

Always.

[downshift_sideways]

Originally Posted by jdizzy204

I got a couple of questions.

I used to live with 2 female roommates and hung out with them all the time and was always respectful of them. I never tried to make a move either of them even though they were both very attractive. Well since then i have moved out and still am really attracted to one of my old roommates. She is girlfriend material and i dont want to just hook up with her. over the break she invited me to her house (in Canada) to stay with her for a while and as much as i wanted to tell her how i felt and make a move, i was too chickenshit to do it because i lived with her and felt (and still do feel) like i am stuck in the friend zone. If she was expecting me to make a move since i was with her, what should i do now since i didnt already?

Alright, my next involves another roommate. my current female roommate is sexy and is a really cool girl. i normally wouldnt even think of hooking up with a roommate because they tend to be pretty judgmental about the girls you bring home after you have already done the deed. The only reason im considering this is because she doesnt seem to be the jealous type (which was the complete opposite of my old roomies). So is it a good idea to try to hook up with her if i think she might want it? Also, what would be the best way to go about doing so without it being awkward after?

Just a rule of thumb.

If your a guy and you live with 2 females...and NOTHING ever happens between any of you. You are all considered close friends of the opposite sex...and will most likely stay like that...and you might even be called a queer for some cases..

why do you continue having female roomates?
You know you are only setting yourself up for failure. They will always be jealous and very judgemental after you hook up with them. ALWAYS. Whether they show it or not. It's in their nature.

If your scared...ask her indirectly.

ask her how she feels if 2 roomates of the opposite sex were to hook up.

and pay close attention to what she tells you, usually if you ask indirectly you'll get an answer right back in the same way.

but I'm sure if you guys are cool "tiight" roomates...you can ask her..

I mean..You have nothing to loose but everything to gain...yea sure it might be awkward...but come on...you live together (or did) and life goes on...shit gets forgotten over time.

[ESmorz]

Originally Posted by downshift_sideways

ask her how she feels if 2 roomates of the opposite sex were to hook up.

Best advice. Just don't do it indirectly, just kind of bring it up when both of you have had a few drinks and have been having fun.

Worst thing that happens is she says "WTF NO!" and it's awkward. Best thing is, it does work, you pork and, then it's awkward.

Soooooooooo

Man up and get some poon or grow a vagina and keep hanging out with chicks.

[jdizzy204]

girls cook and clean more and living with close friends has nearly ruined my friendships with them in the past.

guess i just need to man up and see what happens

[downshift_sideways]

Yea.

I was giving you bitch shit advice if your scared to ask.

esmorz is right.

ask her directly if your a G.

[ESmorz]

Originally Posted by downshift_sideways

Yea.

I was giving you bitch shit advice if your scared to ask.

esmorz is right.

ask her directly if your a G.

Hardy Handshake for you sir.

[downshift_sideways]

your sig cracks me up..

goodshit.

So did you get banned like the rest of the cool people the past 5 months?

[ESmorz]

You know it.

Apparently I'm like a fat kid on thin ice.

[theronin]

never ever ever EVER sleep with a roommate. EVER. im fucking serious.

[ALTRNTV]

Unless you plan on moving out, sleeping with a roommate is never a good idea. After you're done doing the deed, it will get very awkward. Try bringing over a girl and see how your roomate will react.

[stiizy]

Damn i remember having a female roomy she was dope but one drunken night and it's all over..

Don't do it...

[downshift_sideways]

I once had a female roomate.

boy was she hot as fuck. She would always walk around in a tank top and short booty shorts. We were super cool and shit....one night she came on to me when we were drinking some grey goose...but honestly I was too drunk to even fuck So nothing ever happened...and the next day we laughed about it.

oh yea...her boyfriend lived there too

[ALTRNTV]

Originally Posted by downshift_sideways

I once had a female roomate.

boy was she hot as fuck. She would always walk around in a tank top and short booty shorts. We were super cool and shit....one night she came on to me when we were drinking some grey goose...but honestly I was too drunk to even fuck So nothing ever happened...and the next day we laughed about it.

oh yea...her boyfriend lived there too

So which one is it Anthony?

[ESmorz]

Do it.

Then hidden camera the conversation the next morning over breakfast.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

google the two finger cul de sac. The girls will love you.

either that or grow massive chest hair and wear a low cut v neck shirt. oh man, the chicks will dig it!

[ESmorz]

Originally Posted by Mi Beardo es Loco

either that or grow massive chest hair and wear a low cut v neck shirt. oh man, the chicks will dig it!

When I had long hair and a big beard I used to do that. Shit was awesome, never inhibted me lol.

[Bubbles]

Fucking a roommate is a bad idea.

Then again, life is short and roommates can be replaced.

Seize opportunity.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

If you want some quick puss just tell a fat chick you'll eat her out. Most people don't want to eat out fat chicks so she'll be in!!!

[ESmorz]

Yeah but its also a fat chick.

I'd rather wank it than pork a fatty.

[lflkajfj12123]

Originally Posted by downshift_sideways

your sig cracks me up..

goodshit.

So did you get banned like the rest of the cool people the past 5 months?

who are these cool people you speak of

i've been in the pink club for most of the last 5 months

[downshift_sideways]

Originally Posted by s0apgun

who are these cool people you speak of

i've been in the pink club for most of the last 5 months

Yes sir. You were a part of the cool ones.

[ESmorz]

I think pinking premies is

That's why I won't pay to be here, there are all the rules and we are supposed to follow, but if I pay I expect a little leniency.

[downshift_sideways]

oh man i <3 boys in my mouth

[ESmorz]

Originally Posted by downshift_sideways

oh man i <3 boys in my mouth

I heard you make boyz II men

[brunswick240]

damn good thread guys. but after skimming it, didnt really see too much about relationships...

i have no problem getting girls, game is like w/e to me and i have been known to give some great advice, but when im the one that needs the advice i feel like a 3rd grader trying to think about what to do with a girl.

so i've been dating this girl for 9 months now (longest period for me) and its been like eh eh lately. shes italian, im italian, our families are italian. my family loves her, her family doesnt like her having a bf (stupidly over protective). right now it feels like were just good friends that hook up once in a while. so how do i break it off/fix it? better yet how do i figure out for myself what i wanna do with this relationship. im kinda getting bored with it and the more i work/go to school and see different girls the more i wanna get out of it. but then when we have those special little moments it makes me happy to be with her.

we broke up once, for 2 weeks, she was a wreck. only reason i know this because i heard it from everyone of her friends and my friends that know her. i care about her enough to not want to hurt her, but is it really worth me trying to stick it out and make myself like her more than a friend?

thanks guys.

[ESmorz]

Originally Posted by brunswick240

damn good thread guys. but after skimming it, didnt really see too much about relationships...

That's because they already have their own thread.

http://zilvia.net/f/off-topic-chat/2...ps-thread.html

[brunswick240]

haha thanks. my bad.