Why does Florida fail?

[usdm180sx]

I even googled that shit to no avail. Forgive me for asking. I just want to know why lol

[raz0rbladez909]

Lol this is going to stir some shit up, but I think it's the humidity.

[KiLLeR2001]

Bunch of morons, consistently good weather means nothing but "party time". No time to pick up a book and gain some knowledge or learn a skill. Combined with old people waiting to die and immigrants from the carribbean.

I would imagine various parts of southern California share similiar traits.

[usdm180sx]

LOL yeah so cal has its share of that stuff thanks for the input it helps a lot!

[BustedS13]

I like Florida. the gulf coast is nice, i've been as far south as Naples, where my parents have retired. the gulf beaches are pretty, full of dolphins, warm, and generally inviting as long as there isn't a hurricane pushing through... the weather isn't as bad as people make it out to be. the drive down from the midwest through the south is hoosier as fuck, though. can't really speak for the Atlantic side.

it's pretty much southern California, but with nicer beaches. more sandwich shops, less taco trucks. more old people waiting to die, less lifestyle clothing companies run out of mom's condo. more hurricanes, less earthquakes.

[KiLLeR2001]

In Miami there are some parts where NO ONE knows English. One time I got lost and went to various CVS / Walgreens and gas stations for directions and none of them could help me. It was like I entered the goddamn Twilight Zone.

[BustedS13]

Originally Posted by KiLLeR2001

In Miami there are some parts where NO ONE knows English. One time I got lost and went to various CVS / Walgreens and gas stations for directions and none of them could help me. It was like I entered the goddamn Twilight Zone.

is Miami otherwise worth visiting? I'm thinking about driving across while visiting down there this fall. check out that art deco shit, take some black and white pictures, you know.

[KendallH]

Originally Posted by KiLLeR2001

In Miami there are some parts where NO ONE knows English. One time I got lost and went to various CVS / Walgreens and gas stations for directions and none of them could help me. It was like I entered the goddamn Twilight Zone.

Lol, same shit in Homestead.

Florida honestly isn't that bad. There are "less-than-intelligent" people here but for the most part its like any other state except we have baller weather all year.

[TougeSR20Kid]

The weather is nice? Yeah if u like humidity... It fails because ppl are just fucking rediculous there. And yes it is similar to so cal

[word sux]

humidity sucks and the bugs are huge..


some of those mosquitos can carry away children and small animals

[JDMRIDDAZ]

the bugs are huge..
some of those mosquitos can carry away children and small animals[/QUOTE]

^^^^^^this lol...
humidity is not that bad..ive been working outdoors down here for 13yrs..
love it..a few tracks for drifting

[BarrigaS14]

Arizona is right there with Florida. Probably also a combination of retarded politicians who have their heads shoved so far up their asses they can't seem to encounter what is common sense from fairy land.

[Pinggg]

For people hating on FL. If you never came here yourself then you can't say shit. FL is just like any other state.

[drivens13]

The vast array of races of people combine together to produce tremendous amounts of fail. When it comes to building cars these people have totally different taste and motives.

Born in Florida, i've seen it change big time. 80's-90's it was big mud trucks and lower riders. 21st-century began the import cars and then the donks.

When it comes to weather/bugs. Tropical climate,it's not for everybody.

[KiLLeR2001]

The only thing I enjoy about Florida is the hot women and lackidasical rules when it comes to vehicles. No emissions. No annoying cops pulling you over for nothing. I got pulled over one time for speeding and I was let off with a warning, the cop also told me my tints were too dark and I said the only reason why I have darker tints because my car doesn't have A/C, he didn't really argue with me after that. LOL.

edit:

And the weather is only nice when the humidity is low. On most days you could slice through that shit with a kitana.

[az_240]

Originally Posted by BarrigaS14

Arizona is right there with Florida. Probably also a combination of retarded politicians who have their heads shoved so far up their asses they can't seem to encounter what is common sense from fairy land.

Beat me to it.

At least we don't have bugs and humidity

[KiLLeR2001]

Arizona is depressing. All the buildings and houses are the color of sand/dirt.

[raz0rbladez909]

I will say a positive about the weather is that the humidity there does lead to the women wearing alot less at the beach

[future]

Originally Posted by KiLLeR2001

Arizona is depressing. All the buildings and houses are the color of sand/dirt.

Quoted for the truth

[itsjustdaphne]

i would continue to add on to this but i feel like everyone says shit about their own state and rants about wanting to leave lol

[drift freaq]

Originally Posted by BustedS13

I like Florida. the gulf coast is nice, i've been as far south as Naples, where my parents have retired. the gulf beaches are pretty, full of dolphins, warm, and generally inviting as long as there isn't a hurricane pushing through... the weather isn't as bad as people make it out to be. the drive down from the midwest through the south is hoosier as fuck, though. can't really speak for the Atlantic side.

it's pretty much southern California, but with nicer beaches. more sandwich shops, less taco trucks. more old people waiting to die, less lifestyle clothing companies run out of mom's condo. more hurricanes, less earthquakes.

LOL ya the beaches here suck until you get to southern OC and San Diego county. I would take Earthquakes over Hurricanes any day of the week though. At least we only have Earthquakes occasionally vs Hurricanes every season type thing.
Plus there are some redeeming things here that Florida just does not have. IMO.

Ya and fuck humidity. That is definitely fail and Florida has a shit ton of it. Give me dry heat any time over humid heat.

Oh and ya women wear skimpy clothes here because of the heat as well.

Oh and don't listen to what people from Norcal say about SoCal. Most of them were taught to hate SoCal since they were babies. Its a right of passage. ( they stole our water, the people are plastic, to many stars, to much traffic, blah blah blah. Its all propaganda and San Francisco is the best place on earth ) Don't get me wrong San Francisco can be cool but come on people the best place on earth? sheeesh.

How do I know this? I grew up in NorCal

[brndck]

I love Florida. Keeping my cars registered there saves me tons of $$$ and I'll never hafta deal with smog again. There are tons of babes there, but every time I go to Miami everyone automatically assumes I speak Spanish. I can get by with SoCal Spanish, but north-Cuba, aka Miami, is a whole different ball game. It's fucking miserable there from April/may till almost sept. goddam love bugs and crazy humidity. Not having to pay state income tax is rad too. The housing market is dirt cheap right now, and the cost of living is cheap too.

Too bad so many of the people are dumb as shit tho. My brother said it best, "Florida is just the south, with a beach".

[xoxide]

North Florida weather is terrible and the beaches suck haha. Atleast north of Daytona has blue-ish water... Jacksonville has brown water. The humidity is pretty rough some days but thats what air conditioned shops are for.

Oh and...

[TougeSR20Kid]

Originally Posted by drift freaq

Oh and don't listen to what people from Norcal say about SoCal. Most of them were taught to hate SoCal since they were babies. Its a right of passage. ( they stole our water, the people are plastic, to many stars, to much traffic, blah blah blah. Its all propaganda and San Francisco is the best place on earth ) Don't get me wrong San Francisco can be cool but come on people the best place on earth? sheeesh.

How do I know this? I grew up in NorCal

I lived in so cal for 23 years that's how I know it sucks... Only nice thing about it is the weather. Most of the people are idiots and douchebags, also the traffic sucks among other things.

[deolio]

because



morons with too much money and not enough sense.

[word sux]

no one in talking about california, no one gives a fuck about california. Why do you guys always feel the need to make the conversation about you when talking about states.


cali = state full of insufferable douche nozzles

[Matej]

Originally Posted by word sux

cali = state full of insufferable douche nozzles

California = North Mexico.
Florida = North Cuba.

Generally, the closer a place is to the Equator, the more terrible it is.
This applies to every continent.

[BustedS13]

Originally Posted by deolio

too much money and not enough sense.

[deolio]

half of your argument is invalid. g50's are cheap.

[KiLLeR2001]

Originally Posted by drift freaq

I would take Earthquakes over Hurricanes any day of the week though. At least we only have Earthquakes occasionally vs Hurricanes every season type thing.

Hurricanes do not happen every season. You really only have to worry about hurricanes if they are CAT4/5 and you live on the coast. With CAT1/2 you can literally go outside and walk around and be fine (as long as you're not directly on the coast). I was always scared of hurricanes when I was younger but living in Florida for 10 years now they are nothing to be afraid of. I'd be much more concerned with tornadoes, but those rarely happen here, and if they do they are weak.

Originally Posted by Matej

California = North Mexico.
Florida = North Cuba.

Generally, the closer a place is to the Equator, the more terrible it is.
This applies to every continent.

No. More like...

Miami = Cuba / Jamaica.
Orlando = NYC/Puerto Rico/Dominican Republic
Rest of Florida = white trash / red necks.