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07-26-2013, 05:58 PM
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Zilvia Junkie
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: New River, NC
Age: 32
Posts: 356
Trader Rating: (8)
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A pop licking toyota cressida!(mx83)
YO! i heard you are looking for a Toyota Cressida also know as MX83 also known as badass plum comet. This s#!t is so hard the yakuza king pins used to roll in this mango lick around tokyo harbor. When bitches seee this foxy fur magnet rolling on the street their panties darkens up in hue because how wet they get. on top of that u get random convoys following like your forrest gump.This whiskey dick is so hard it has 4 doors for all the bitches you gonna pull and stain the carpet with pussy juice. If your candy ass if looking for a 240, rx7, or miata i got bad news for your Nepolian ligar dynomite ass they are nothing compared to this sexy bear paw. yo the japanese are 30 steps ahead of us and their top drift chassis are the x chassis. Heck! they are so far ahead in knowing what badass is they are prob flying in some toshiba unicycle by now. This sex muffin is so mint Mentos is gonna feature this on their next ad campaign. This ball tickler is so rare indiana jones bothers the fuck out of me on tuesdays. Only down side to this thing is the transmission slips like my dick after leg day at the gym. Who gives a fuck this harry potter flying brom still gets me from point A to point badass.This candy cake is so ready for a 1jz or 5 speed swap the tin hat doomsdayers are gonna be jelious. Just picture your self down shifting and sliding the fuck out of that intersection chasing some picky tickling villain, james bond is gona back of and give you respect. This chassis is so candy licking hard you can stance, drift event mutha fucking rock crawl in this sexy beast. If you baby muffins are interested holla at at 407 715 5013
for you candy cakes who want to the hard stats stock 7M 107XXX miles beautiful for age and never seen lower on this car stock stock stock stock fucking everything! straight out of show room with all the feature bitch! everything makaking works the windows the electric seats and lights the S#!t is mint P.S. Boob muffins please call or text my candy ass i am out and about dont have time to check the anal squirting forum thats why humuthafuhinganity invented phones. Thank you and have a great day! holla at me guur!
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