WA FT: Weds Kranze Cerberus 18x9+19 and 18x10+13, 5x114.3

[jiggysnitz]

Alright so here is the deal:

I picked up these wheels for my S14 about a month ago and ever since I put them on my car I have been having this problem where, despite being 100% sure to turn my swag off at night when I go to bed, I still wake up in the morning covered in bitches.

Since this never happened before with my swag off I can only reasonably deduce that it is due to these wheels being on my whip. It is becoming a real issue because my main bitch is starting to get annoyed and also I am not comfortable with all of these rando hoes knowing about my constant night terrors and bed wetting problem.

I figure there are quite a few of you on Zilvia who are having girl problems and, to be honest, I feel bad for you son. Having 99 problems mostly consisting women and sexual relations does not sound enjoyable and I am sure these wheels will help revise your situation so that a bitch ain't one.


Anyways, on to the wheels:

They are 18x9+19 and 18x10+13 Weds Kranze Cerberus in full polish.

Tires are 215/40 and 225/40, the fronts are prime and the rears are prime on the outside camber worn on the inside.



Here are some pictures of them on my S14 [I run a 25mm spacer in the front for an effective -6]





If the above pictures are of a sub par quality it is probably because I did not take them.

Here is a picture of the rear fitment on my car that I took inside my garage with my very advanced phone just tonight.


For those of you who could not afford an S14 like you wanted here is what these wheels look like on an S13 [these are my actual wheelson the previous owners car]:


Here is a picture of my car on MotorMavens with a special mention of the wheels. If you buy these your car will likely be featured all over the internet also.
COVERAGE> Northwest Nissans Golden Gardens – MotorMavens | Car Culture and Photography

Trades I am looking for would be something in similar sizing and awesomeness. Here are a few ideas of what I would like
-Eurolines
-Meisters
-Gram Lights

Basically anything legit will be considered.

If you have any further questions on the wheels or need girl advice please feel free to contact me.

[Drifting-pedobear]

he will also trade for young school girls, 14<

[jiggysnitz]

Sorry, do not need any more young school girls.

[Wake]

bump for fucking awesome thread.

[TBag]

i have the same rims but wider and better offsets and they are baller as fuck....bump for insanely awesome and entertaining thread opener also!!

[KOUKIboy]

hahahah Best for sale thread eva!!!...GLWS....

[Sneaky Sims]

Fuckin Matt lol. Give em to me. Seriously though love those wheels.

[Drifting-pedobear]

matt, you shouldnt just touch young girls from WA when you can touch young girls from all over the united states, even internationally!



forgot to mention he will trade for roids.

[FusionR240sx]

sww sw swaaag.!

[hellaslows13]

oh my lanta

[Kouki_monstr]

Another set for sale? Well glws.. I love my rims

[jiggysnitz]

Originally Posted by Drifting-pedobear

matt, you shouldnt just touch young girls from WA when you can touch young girls from all over the united states, even internationally!



forgot to mention he will trade for roids.

Please, I already get paid to fly out of state, out of country, whatevs, to touch young girls. Srs.

[towlie]

Ughhhh, sure no trade for minors?

I have mint with no duct tape residue

Lol but srs taking cash offers?

[jiggysnitz]

I have had a bunch of PM's about cash offers. Feel freeto make one but I am really looking for trades.

[jiggysnitz]

Ok, ok. I gotta bump this thing.

Today I was driving with these wheels on my car and I swore I heard screaming. So I looked back and this was all I could see in my rear view mirror:


Anyways, my main bitch was riding shot gun and she is starting to get mad at me for it. So I was all like:


and then she was all like:


So we are good now, but I dont want the risk anymore. Someone buy/trade/steal these so my life can go back to normal where there is only two or three super hot girl stalking me at a time.

[5ZigenZenki]

dood i got these bitchs jockin my ride then they look at the shoes n walk away they think my dicks small cause i got 16in rims need those 18's to remind the ladies of whats packed in the pants... price shipped to 28021

[jiggysnitz]

Alright dood. Im sending you a PM but I am warning you; these wheels will get you so much pussy you will feel like the crazy cat lady.

[JFIVE]

Funny shit dude. Glws hope u get the swag switch fixed.

[daftphunk]

PM sent regarding girl advice.

[Sneaky Sims]

It's not that hard. Buy his wheels. Won't need advice then.

[iStayBroke]

Free bump for the most awesome for sale thread since Teddy's last for sale thread.
Wish I could take these off your hands, but my girl problems are turning into money problems.
GLWS(T)

[jiggysnitz]

Originally Posted by daftphunk

PM sent regarding girl advice.

I did not recieve anything, would you like some advice on PMing too?

Originally Posted by iStayBroke

Free bump for the most awesome for sale thread since Teddy's last for sale thread.
Wish I could take these off your hands, but my girl problems are turning into money problems.
GLWS(T)

I can help with that also, I teach a seminar on hustlin' with women.

[VIPDRIFTING]

Maybe more pics of the wheels and less of your car would help your sell. Bump for a local guy. Also pics of girls who thinks these wheels have swagger.

[jiggysnitz]

Sale pending.

I am really hoping it goes through cause this girl started wondering around the outside of my house at night

and I aint even tryin to deal with her shit.

[kikcaffine]

God damn that s14 is hard as shit. Too bad your across the country I have some Ray's Victrix's I'd possibly trade you. Look identical to Eurolines.

[jiggysnitz]

Originally Posted by kikcaffine

God damn that s14 is hard as shit. Too bad your across the country I have some Ray's Victrix's I'd possibly trade you. Look identical to Eurolines.

Thanks dood. But my S14 is actually just a malleable as any other S14, which also happens to be far harder than any shit I have heard of.

PM'd you about those Victrix, maybe we can work something out.

[thatnismoguy]

"I got 99 problems, and they all bitches." -Kid Cudi

therefore;

pm'd for price shipped to 37042

[McSlides]

I pm'd you about a trade, never got a reply...

[jiggysnitz]

You got one now sucka

[jparker7]

how much to buy these