I was looking up ways to make a couple Thousand Bucks

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So I'm trying to sale my M30 and other things here and there to raise some dough...
Today I googled "how to raise a couple thousand dollars fast" just for the heck of it. And this came up.
Before you get all skeptical (which you will, because I did and still am), critically read this and maybe give it a chance...

So all jokes aside, I’m trying this out of sheer curiosity, and because I have nothing to lose except five dollars. But for some reason my instinct just tells me I wont lose, and to go ahead.
Today I was thinking up of ways to come up with a couple thousand dollars, “fast.” I decided to Google, “How to come up with thousands of dollars.” My search brought me to this Multi Level Marketing thing. Basically, you send five dollars and follow the list of instructions and you should be receiving multiple amounts of five dollars. Well, I laughed at the thought… Then I thought of a stupid way I threw out five dollars earlier that day! I played a vending machine at the mall, trying to poke a rod through a hole to win an Ipad. And, guess what, I blew five dollars on it! So this Multi Level Marketing idea actually seemed better than my chances at the freaking vending machine (I came close AF though!).
So I just put my 5 dollars in the envelope and decided to give it a shot. If it doesn’t work – I won’t buy my Starbucks for two days in a row…
Below is the original text I found in blue, with the instructions on how to add your name to the list. Really think HARD on the things you spend 5 dollars for on a daily basis. I bet this doesn’t seem so crazy. Try it.
Original Text:
“Hi, I thought I should share this amazing story with everyone. Last summer my daughters 13yr. old friend that lives across the steet told me she had $21,000 in her bedroom closet and didn't want her parents to find it. She asked me if i could hold it in my bank account for her. I was totally shocked by all this. The first thing I asked of course is, Are you serious and where the heck did you get $21,000? She explained to me that her and a friend started a "mailing business". and all the money is being sent to her grandmothers house. Her Grandmother is in the Hospital and she gets the mail on the way home from school. She thought if her parents found out about the money she would get in trouble. She didn't think that she would still be getting all this money in the mail. She said she just wanted to help her parents with the bills sense her mom can't work anymore. Anyway, she went on to explain to me what she actually did to get all this money and I was very skeptical until she brought me a shoe-box packed with $5 bills. She told me there are three more at the house and if I could just deposit the money in her parents bank account without them knowing it would solve all her problems. She then asked if I could use any extra money. Of course like anyone I said sure, who can't these days. She said ok then I will add your name to the list a sent it out tomarrow. Do you want your money to come to your house in the mail she asked. Still being very skeptical, I said sure why not. To make a long story short... Two weeks later envelopes full of money started pouring into my mailbox. more and more each day and i haven't worked sense. I also noticed that her dad hasn't been going to work either. If i have your attention then below is how you can learn something that will change your life for the better.... If you want to make a few thousand dollars really quickly, then please take a moment to read and understand this opportunity I am sharing with you. NO, it is not what you think! YOU DO NOT have to send $5 to five people to buy a report, get on their mailing list, OR buy a recipe or any other product. NOR will you need to invest more money later to get things going. This is the fastest, easiest program you will ever be able to do. Complete it in One hour and you will never forget the day you first received it in the mail or online. If you are doing other programs, by all means stay with them. The more the merrier! But please read on.
First of all, there are only three levels, not four, five or six, like many other programs. This three level program is more realistic and much, much faster. Because it is so easy, the response rate for this program is Very high and Very fast. And you receive your reward in about fourteen days. That?s only Two weeks - not three months. Just in time for next month?s bills!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE ARE THE SIMPLE DETAILS
You mail this letter 20 copies or post 20 on the internet. You should send them to people who send you their offers/programs, because they are already believers and your program is better and faster or post them in chat forums or on message boards. Even if you are already in a program, continue to stay with it, but do yourself a favor and DO THIS ONE as well. RIGHT NOW! It is simple and takes a very smallinvestment, not hundreds of dollars. And it will pay you before the other letters even begin to trickle in!!
Just give one person $5. That?s it! That?s all! Follow the simple instructions and in two weeks you should have at least seen $7,000 because most people will respond due to the low investment, speed, and huge profit potential. We are now at a 50% response rate! That?s a $10,000 return. So let?s all keep it going and help each other in these tough times.
1. On a blank sheet of paper write: "Please add me to you mailing list" and include your name and address clearly and fold it around a five-dollar bill. Send this to the first name on the list. Only the #1 person on the list gets your name and a five-dollar bill.
2. Retype the list only, removing the first (#1) name from the list. Move the other two names up and add your name to the list in the third (#3) position.
3. Paste your newly typed list neatly over the old one and make 20 copies of this letter and send to 20 prospects or post 20 on the internet on message boards or chat forums. An excellent source of names is the people who send you other programs, and the names listed on the letter that they send you. Do it right away. It?s so easy; don?t mull it over, One hour! That?s it!
There is no more to do. When your name reaches the first position in a few days, it will be your turn to collect your gifts. The gifts will be sent to you by over 1,500 to 2,000 people like yourself who are willing to invest $5 and one hour to receive $7,000 in cash. Your entire investment will be about $5 to $10 including the $5 gift you sent the first name on the list, envelopes, copies, and stamps. That?s all! There will be a total of $7,000 dollars in your mailbox in $5 bills in two weeks. Consider that!
CAN I DO IT AGAIN?
OF COURSE, No mailing lists to buy and wait for. No further trips to the printer or copier. And now you can do it again over and over with your regular group of gifters. Why not? It beats working! Each time you receive a MLM offer in the mail, respond with this letter! Your name will climb position at a Dizzying geometric rate. I just spent two weeks in Manhattan at the Plaza seeing every show and attending every concert I wanted to and I haven?t worked in three months.
Some people may want to purchase a mailing list of opportunity seekers and send out 200 or more. That?s fine. You can if you want to. That decision is yours to make. The possibilities are great. But we are enjoying a 50% rate to this letter. Not interested? C?mon you have nothing to lose! Experimentation? One hour of your time and about $5 to $10!
ACT FAST AND GET MONEY FAST HONESTY AND INTEGRITY MAKE THIS PLAN WORK COPY THE NAMES CAREFULLY AND SEND FIVE DOLLARS TO THE FIRST NAME ON THE LIST! DO UNTO OTHERS AND ENJOY YOUR MONEY!!
1. Tom Dunleavy 300 2nd St. Blakely, Pa. 184472.
2. L. Moss 2525 sierra way, san bernardino, ca. 92405
3. Marco G. 15234 Portico Ln, Fontana Ca 92336
Hey people! This is my second week and I got 345 dollars and I sent only 10... IT'S A GREAT THING YOU SHOULD TRY IT EASY MONEY THAT'S IT AND IT'S A LOT BETTER THAN SENDING 6$ TO SIX DIFFERENT PEOPLE THIS WAY YOU WILL GET MUCH MORE MONEY AND A LOT LESS MAIL!AND ON TOP OF THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE 200 POSTS BECAUSE IT IS TOO MUCH! Try it, easy money!”

I want to hear any comments or concerns haha. And if you decide to try it, come back and leave feedback.
I will update this in about a week to see if I get any envelopes, or if you get any before I, leave a comment.

I hope it doesn't get locked, because this is a genuine, and general discussion of how to raise money for a 240sx! Yeah sounds crazy though, we'll see

[colexcore]

classic pyramid scheme...only the person on the top gains anything....i'll save my $5 for gas and a drink.

[Hashiriya415]

$5 might not be that much. But getting banned from zilvia..??
Nobody on this forum wants to hear this retarded bs. Scams usually only work on older people that barely know how to use a computer, which you won't find many on Zilvia

[zeebrah]

0% of the time it works every time

[KendallH]

Thought about getting a job op? Heard you can raise lots of money that way.

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