PA 2001 BMW Smurf Blue

[OBEEWON]

16X,XXX miles on it.
This car is not mint so if you are a BMW nerd then close this window right now. If you are a regular nerd like the ones from Big Bang Theory that is fine. Except Howard. I don't like Howard. Not because he is Jewish, he is just annoying and I think he does strange things with his mother.

Price without Equips: Trade for 2008+ Suzuki GSXR600 + $10,000
Price with Equips: Trade for 2008+ Suzuki GSXR600 + $12,546.98 + a bag of M&M's.

If you have questions about the car, or want to see more pictures, ride your GSXR600 over to my house and we can talk over a cold Little Ceaser's Pizza, and I will show you all the pictures you want. Please bring your girlfriend with you. Unless she is ugly. Then leave her at home because I will not answer the door.

[04.350z]

I want you so bad

[nimbusoul]

m&m + twix ? maybe some pop rocks and a cola

[S13slida]

^^


not the regular coke, the coke with the original sugar from mexico.........!!!!!!!!!!

[Trinidrift3]

best for sale description ever

[drscooper]

free bump. hope ya get your bike

[kunt_masha]

bump for my jamaican brother... this car hurts feelings and wets painties

[h2v7]

sell for cashy then buy the bike you want

heck get a gsxr brand new is your best bet

[Nj_eveohviii]

it would help if you showed the car how it looked fancy hdr pictures does not show the quality of the car just saying if your selling something show a picture of how it sits to save potential buyers time and your time

[1jz s14 zenki]

This fs thread made me lol

[OBEEWON]

Originally Posted by Nj_eveohviii

it would help if you showed the car how it looked fancy hdr pictures does not show the quality of the car just saying if your selling something show a picture of how it sits to save potential buyers time and your time

The photo's aren't actually HDR. That's how the car looks in real life. I got a special HDR LSB paint job. It really pops when viewed with 3d glasses. Cost me a million doll hairs.

I forgot to mention the ten kilos of white powder under the rear seat. I'm not sure what it is. I can't clean it out without sneezing and I getting all Jonny Depp, so I lowered the price to reflect that.

[jlwold]

So you do a lot of white girl? Makes sense...at least I'm not surprised. I would think someone trying to sell a 16x,xxx mile car for $12.5k (regardless of mods, or cute pictures, and you didn't say if it's actually an m3. Is it?) would take their for sale thread a little more seriously. Unless this is a joke which I doubt, please say this is all a joke, besides the obvious flippant remarks of course.

[jlwold]

I don't mean any disrespect, but being someone who is serious about finding a new vehicle at the moment, you being a little more transparent about the vehicle would help. I actually like your bmw, and would consider purchasing, but you aren't behaving like a person who actually wants to sell their car.

[g_mac530]

Originally Posted by jlwold

So you do a lot of white girl? Makes sense...at least I'm not surprised.

There is a whole build thread, well more of a chronical really, on the car. So you can see what has been done to the car instead of accusing someone you don't know of having a coke habit. And if you can't tell the differences between a regular 3 series E46 and an E46 M, you probably should shy away from getting one.

[drftngs14]

He probably isn't taking it seriously cause not one of you people criticizing him have asked any serious questions and clearly he gives no shits what anyone thinks..
Now OP, have any of the inspection or valve adjustments been done? Cooling system overhauled? Rtab or fcab been replaced? How's the rear subframe look?

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[OBEEWON]

Originally Posted by g_mac530

There is a whole build thread, well more of a chronical really, on the car. So you can see what has been done to the car instead of accusing someone you don't know of having a coke habit. And if you can't tell the differences between a regular 3 series E46 and an E46 M, you probably should shy away from getting one.

Originally Posted by drftngs14

He probably isn't taking it seriously cause not one of you people criticizing him have asked any serious questions and clearly he gives no shits what anyone thinks..
Now OP, have any of the inspection or valve adjustments been done? Cooling system overhauled? Rtab or fcab been replaced? How's the rear subframe look?

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Bingo. If I did care, my M3 would look like every other jerkface BMW owner's car in the world.

There is only one type of buyer that is going to be seriously interested in this car, and that type of buyer would be someone similar to myself. Therefore this advertisement is perfect. It will keep flakers, tire kickers, BMW nerds, and hype beasts away. Subsequently saving my valuable time, as I would rather spend it watching Seinfeld re-runs in my boxers.

By the way, fair warning. I get middle fingers from other BMW owners frequently. If you are not about that life, or you get depressed easily I suggest you don't buy this car.

All recalls are done (not by me but I received the paperwork when I got the car), subframe is perfect. I know because I just installed a Drive Shaft Shop 1 Piece Driveshaft this spring. I have a carfax that I got when I bought the car. I have not once had an issue with the engine. I've been through two fuel pumps until I replaced it with a Walboro 255lph unit then not a hitch. I get a fuel smell when the tank is brimmed up and I assume its the seal to the fuel pump hole thingy but have not gone back into it to check. Like I said its not mint but I drive it everyday and drift it at the track.

If anyone is serious we can talk otherwise I will entertain myself by trolling trolls.

Driveshaft.

[drftngs14]

Thanks, Im no BMW nerd but I appreciate a nice car or nicely modded car like this one. I know its not mint and could also careless what other BMW drivers think.. As I mentioned Im trying to sell my Jeep, once I do we can get more serious about it just wanted to know those basics.. GLWS hopefully to me!

[ixfxi]

Originally Posted by OBEEWON

Bingo. If I did care, my M3 would look like every other jerkface BMW owner's car in the world.

By the way, fair warning. I get middle fingers from other BMW owners frequently. If you are not about that life, or you get depressed easily I suggest you don't buy this car.

For the record, I would like to say fuck you to other bmw owners. cocky fucks. they always act like a bmw is superior to other cars out there, just like porsche owners.

its a fucking car, do what you want to it. in this case, you make us all proud because you have a "i dont give a fuck" mentality

obe fo life

[OBEEWON]

Originally Posted by drftngs14

Thanks, Im no BMW nerd but I appreciate a nice car or nicely modded car like this one. I know its not mint and could also careless what other BMW drivers think.. As I mentioned Im trying to sell my Jeep, once I do we can get more serious about it just wanted to know those basics.. GLWS hopefully to me!

That definitely was not directed towards you. But if you are interested contact me and I can give you all the info/details you need. I just don't want people who aren't serious wasting my time as has happened in the past.

Originally Posted by ixfxi

For the record, I would like to say fuck you to other bmw owners. cocky fucks. they always act like a bmw is superior to other cars out there, just like porsche owners.

its a fucking car, do what you want to it. in this case, you make us all proud because you have a "i dont give a fuck" mentality

obe fo life

Seriously. I cannot stand BMW dudes. Audi dudes are getting that way too. I really want to keep this car and travel the country going to MFest and other shows for jerk faces trolling thier lives and telling them how stupid they look with blue tooth ear pieces and BMW jackets. Its a shame the owners make the cars not worth owning.

Even in Germany at the Nurburgring EVERYONE driving a BMW was a jerk. Guys in Ferrari's were more friendly. If I was rich I would burn this car on camera and send a copy to everyone on BMW's owners list.

[jlwold]

I did troll you to some extent, and you have been very kind in your responses. All provocations aside, you do have a beautiful M. Sorry if I offended you with the coke comment, that was out of line. I was unaware of the build, and made the comment about it possibly being a fake, only because its been done. It's not very difficult to take a car and fake it for a better model, if you have the money and desire to do so.

So I was out of line, I'm sorry. I should have researched, and filtered my comments and opinions better.

[jlwold]

Oh and I did have a reason for saying that bit about coke. As someone who has recovered from a coke and a heroin addiction, its actually very offensive to see people refer to drugs in such a flippant manor. Those two addictions destroyed my life, and five years later I'm still picking up the pieces and rebuilding broken relationships. I'm not trying to justify my reaction, being it was uncalled for. I just want to put it out there that even joking about drugs is something that is extremely offensive to some (I.E. myself). It's kinda like joking about rape around someone who was molested as a child.

[OBEEWON]

I appreciate your honesty boss. I was not offended. It's a car and this is the internet so it's not serious.

I am happy for you that you cleaned your life up. That is very respectable, and good luck to you in the future.

[KiLLeR2001]

I really appreciate BMW as a car manufacturer, but the people who own these cars are certified assholes. I'd say 90% of the BMW owners I experience on the road drive in a manner as if the road is entitled to them. I'll never own a BMW because of this and my hatred towards them is so deep I don't even own a BMW on GT5, LOL.

[240trooper]

I think OP needs a VW


, GLWS

[240trooper]

Originally Posted by KiLLeR2001

I really appreciate BMW as a car manufacturer, but the people who own these cars are certified assholes. I'd say 90% of the BMW owners I experience on the road drive in a manner as if the road is entitled to them. I'll never own a BMW because of this and my hatred towards them is so deep I don't even own a BMW on GT5, LOL.

Got pulled on by to many bimmers hua? You should hate people like the OP , with his tricked out hellaflush m3 lol. But a car like that you wont be on the roads flying because you would be worrying about scraping the lip or hitting the oil pan.

You should focus your hate on what generation you hate. I'll tell ya what, a e30 w/o a engine swap would would eat up plenty of cars on the track stock for stock.

[OBEEWON]

^^ You are the exact type of BMW nerd that I am talking about. Who cares what your E30 could do. Stock for stock I can out run a baby but you don't see me bragging about it. OK I kind of did just now.

This car is not for parking. I drive it every day, and I do fun things in it. And yes I do go through a lot of lips, and bumpers. But not from driving slow.

[racepar1]

Why the hate??? Change the wheels and adjust the ride heighth and any BMW "nerd" shouldn't have a problem with it. While I would not setup that car like that I see no reason to bash on it in a F/S thread. It does look pretty damned nice and whatever issues anyone may have with how it's setup could be easily fixed to suit your own tastes, for not very much money as well...



Nice car, GLWS!

[Memphislex]

I wouldn't even waste my breath addressing someone with a e30...on a nissan forum.

[OBEEWON]

Originally Posted by racepar1

Why the hate??? Change the wheels and adjust the ride heighth and any BMW "nerd" shouldn't have a problem with it. While I would not setup that car like that I see no reason to bash on it in a F/S thread. It does look pretty damned nice and whatever issues anyone may have with how it's setup could be easily fixed to suit your own tastes, for not very much money as well...



Nice car, GLWS!

Haha thanks man. I think the hate is because everyone hates BMW owners INCLUDING BMW owners.

Originally Posted by Memphislex

I wouldn't even waste my breath addressing someone with a e30...on a nissan forum.

True...besides some guy in Nigeria is willing to pay my asking price. All I have to do is cash his check for $30,000 and send him $15,000 back, then ship the car to him. The check should be here tomorrow. I trust him because he knows Kofi Annan.

[silnv]

I tried to sell my 97 M3 years ago. One of the craziest experiences I have had selling a car. Ended up just trading it in.

GLWS