Post the funniest newb statement you have ever heard

[One_love_silvia]

yesterday at formula d my dad and i had a couple good laughs. im not sure which was my favorite...

first one:
these two idiots looking at a turbo'd lsx: woah! why is the intake connected to the radiator?!
they were dead serious. could not figure out for the life of them why it was "connected to the radatior".

second one:
while looking at F. Aasbo's new TC drift car and the 4-cyl turbo engine..
dude says to his gf: Damn... that's a straight 8! thats insane!

trying to sound like he knows shit in front of his girl lmao.

[slow40sx]

Originally Posted by collegekid

Not gonna lie though, I used to look at the ls1's and only look at the intake. For the longest time I thought it was an Inline 8 motor. It must have been like 5 years that went by before I finally looked down and saw the v shaped block. It's a good thing I never asked which car has an inline 8 motor...........

Lol that's sad, funny you mention that tho there is a land speed 240 hatch with a Buick straight 8 in it, that's the only straight 8 I've ever seen or heard of lol

[imoverherre]

wish I was lying but here it goes. This happen 1month ago

Guy: nice prelude I'll trade you my s13 hatch for it.
Me: dude its a s13 coupe
Guy: hell no I had a coupe before I know how they look.
Me:OK I'm messing with you its a skyline. And thanks not a big fan of 240s either way.

[turninheadz]

was pumping gas when i was approached by a kid selling a gas station-related credit card.

kid: nice car
me: thanks
*tries to sell me a CC, which i decline*
kid: so what kind of car is it?
me: a 180sx
*kid gives me a weird look*
me: Nissan 180sx
kid: ya, but a Nissan what? Like a Versa or Sentra?
me: ...Nissan 180sx
kid: oh cool. so I see a bunch of cars missing the passenger seat...what's up with that?
me: no idea. mine's gone so i can run wires
kid: oh ok. so is it stick or manual?
*i pause, because one, he's staring inside my car and it's obviously stick, and two, uhhh what*
kid: oh man, that's the same thing.
me: it's stick.
kid: so is it legal?
me: ...ya
kid: no, but is it legal to be that low?
me: it's not that low
kid: well, i think i just like the paint
me: ok then

i fully believed that at one point he'd start laughing and say it was all a joke, but that never happened. i don't even think he realized it was RHD.

[s13_redSILVIA]

Rolling up to the Mcdonalds drive through window to pay..

Worker: Nice car man, do you drift??
Me: Nope
Worker: is that a ACURA?
Me: no
Worker: Honda?? Toyota??
Me: -________________- no, its a nissan 240sx..

[Doonagoowin]

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I'm the Asian guy at the bottom. I had to troll lol. Car's a USDM S14 with a kouki front end, SR20 in it.

[s4yers]

Originally Posted by dynamicck

I was driving my kouki s14 and some guy was like..."that's so JDM!"

my response...it's stock.

lmao, got that a few times in my kouki as well

[Joedrt]

That kouki was sooooo doodies