i have a few general ones for you
yes or no
$100k/month to let Jeff Bezos use your naked butt as a pillow every night
every time your parents do the sex you are forced to watch (picture that one scene in a clockwork orange with the chair and the eye-holder-opener things)
or
join in once (anonymously) and never have to deal with it again
sandwiches for hands
or
tacos for feet
bonus: tell us why
you're welcome
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