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Tons of reasons.
1, bedtime can suck a dick.
2, the freaks come out at night.
3, the freaks come out at night.
4, party like a rockstar, un-fucking-stoppable.
5, bitches all day long. Charming sluts left and right.
6, you can fly.
7, you can turn into a bat. SochBAT!
8, you don't deal with rush hour traffic.
9, Dos Equis man is nothing compared to you. "I don't always drink, but when I do, its blood mother fucker!"
10, TougeDriftingVampires?
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