Pirate or Ninja

[Tenchuu]

I was thinking about getting a new job. Which would you choose. Pirate or Ninja?

[mooboy]

Pirate? Do they still exist?

[FRpilot]

pirate or ninja? what kinda job is this..!? ninja though..

[WILDACEX187]

pirate cuz u get more money and cool ships and talking parrots and tropical islands :D

[FRpilot]

pirate cuz u get more money and cool ships and talking parrots and tropical islands :D

and the booty

[MakotoS13]

screw em both. samurai owns.

[Var]

Ninja cause pirates have no skills and they have STD's

[JtWo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/supraman/Ninja.jpg

[Phlip]

Prostitute, since neither pirates or ninjas make a damn dime nowadays

[Sil Beer S13]

Pirates kick ass.

[240mph]

same question on one of those 360 videos. but ninjas will take out pirates.

[WILDACEX187]

who cares who takes out who. the question was wat job would u get. honor and stealth dont pay no billz damnit

[Ghettokracker71]

:bow: Ninja :bow:

[AlligatorBling]

fuck both of em' ill be a astronaut

[SilviaNinja240]

As much as I love ninjas, pirates I probably love more. If pirates and ninjas fought, pirates wouldn't go out into the woods for no reason, so therefore the ninjas would most likely attack the pirates at sea. BIG MISTAKE! The ninjas are out of their element, plus pirates also have gun and cannons. Its like the last samurai (but in this case: Ninja),in conclusion guns > swords. The End.

[AlligatorBling]

^ you know.... i find that reasoning, very reasonable ... pirates are cooler anyways... fuck the ninjas.

:edit: can a ninja catch a cannon ball?

[Andrew Bohan]

ninjas can swim. and they will attack at night. fuck pirates.

[blu808]

fuck both of em' ill be a astronaut

The guy i shot in the face with the 20 mw dpss laser was an astronaut.
anyways, I would be a pirate, because i could act as dumb as i really am, and it would be ok.

[kazuo]

Dude Ninjas > Pirates anyday.

Sorry SF Luke.

[driftyour40]

pirate, but only if I could swager like cap'in Jack. :)

[blu808]

Dude Ninjas > Pirates anyday.

Sorry SF Luke.

Me huh? what?

[Var]

Me huh? what?


No dude, you're Campbell Luke. Silvianinja is Frisco Luke.

[rps13sh]

Ninja cause pirates have no skills and they have STD's

a pirate would have to rape a girl while a ninja probably fawks a girl in her sleep without her knowing :drool:

[blu808]

Thanks Var. :wiggle:

[Var]

np Campbell Luke :bigok:

[KoukiMonster]

i would only be a pirate if i could surf on a burning shark and throw grizzily bears at my foes

[EH9]

Why not a ninja pirate? I guess that would be bad, a drunk ninja on a boat? :doh:

[Heartwork]

Ninjas fight ALL THE TIME.

[ss045]

this debate is about as old as this picture i took...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/swannjay/Photo001.jpg

[sykikchimp]

what about wizards? How bout Ninja Pirate Wizards? that's what I would be.. and I would have laser beams that shoot from my eyes. How Frickin' cool would THAT be!?

[ghostuss]

ninja. You get to jump into girlz room and steal panties =P. :hahano:

[infinitexsound]

pirate : steals, prostitues, bad teeth, smelly, on a boat full of men for a long long long time in the seas, works for a captain.....

ninja: paid assasin, honor, martial arts, double life, character of many video games and movies, get a dope name....

i choose ninja gaiden , shinobi, sub-zero, scorpion, haro...

[chineseb0i]

waht infinitexsound said except pirates also got wooden pegs as legs and they suffer from scurvy and shiet

[Andrew Bohan]

ninjas are not honorable.
japanese didn't consider sneaking up and killing someone while hiding your identity to be honroable.

but they are effective.

[Var]

samurai are honorable cause they eat steamed rice

but at least ninjas have discipline, unlike STD infected one eyed, one legged one armed scalywags

[blu808]

Hi var :naughty: :w00t: :naughty:

[Var]

lol @ your sig. fruitcake
time for an LS-1

[h3rb]

ill go ninja..ITS JDM

[SilviaNinja240]

dude, Ninjas are PEOPLE!! Not market commodities! Grr..

[ghostuss]

ninja was considered slaves and tools. Their lives have no value at all. Choose wisely, I won't want to be someone's killing machine =).

[RSP13-Sideways]

im a pink ninja. :ghey:

[AlligatorBling]

anybody ever play the computer game the curse of monkey island? pirate, hands down...

[RSP13-Sideways]

im a pink ninja. :ghey:


Ok Luke so we're gonna be logging on to eachothers names? Ohhhh ok ok...I got you on radar..

And Ninjas win, because they're stealth like...and The Curse of Monkey Island is a fun pirate game.

[blu808]

Hi Jalal. :ghey:

[Andrew Bohan]

hi luke :drool:

[blu808]

Hi andrew. :kiss:

[darkdrifter]

I would have to say Ninja. I mean there is not anything more bad ass then a ninja

[IAM_SO_sLOw]

so is there any groups that use ninjas as there icon or whatever you call it like touge pirates and land ho use pirates as theres?

[Whiplash Willy]

The following story from the realultimatepower.net should explain why ninjas pwn pirates:

The Ultimate Battle

Scene 1:

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

END

[IAM_SO_sLOw]

interesting story lol

[citizen]

i say SHAOLIN MONK. THEY ARE TOO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

/back to watching Sleeping Fist~

[Var]

another script from the same writer



"The King's Gold/Babes





Scene 1:

In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like “Chill homies, I’ll handle this crap.”




The pirates stood outside the castle walls and were like “You think you are so cool, but guess what, you’re not. Good luck dying!” Then the king replied “Yeah right. How would you like to meet my best friends?”




Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like “Woooooooooooow!” He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail…




When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates’ chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like “Yeah right.” and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like “Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said “hello” to.




Then there was this huge concert at the castle. All the babes in the castle morphed into this humongous female crotch. The huge boner and crotch porked softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. And guess what, the king sat on top of this huge pile of gold and babes and laughed his frigg’n ass off about how stupid the pirates were.



END




-this script is so hot it could make Janet Reno open up a paint can with her ding dong. "

[Whiplash Willy]

Yea that is good stuff....the owner of this thread must have been inspired by realultimatepower.net.

[papershot]

Ninjas are so 2001. Captain Jack Sparrow made pirates the official badasses of right fuckin' now - busteedtees, hahah...

pirates have awesome phrases such as "arrrrrrgh" and they have eyepatches. jack sparrow didn't have a pegleg/clap AND he ended up with the girl.

ninjas are sometimes confused with terrorists.

therefore, pirates > ninjas

[Phlip]

im a pink ninja. :ghey:
Synonymous to a butt-pirate?

[w1ngzer0]

pirate because i can go aye and har har and arrrrr. What can ninjas do? nothing but be quiet

ooo ooo also we get all the women and beer we want. What do ninjas get? lonely night with soap....

[WILDACEX187]

and leaves dont forget leaves

[sj250]

aaaaaarrrrrrrr........joe's be the only place for steve.

sorry, had to throw that in there...Dodgeball is awesome

[SlideStar]

Hmm that's a hard call to make... I would go with Pirates but then what about ninja robots? that's just a whole new level of awesome! If an army of ninjas fought an army of pirates??? I think robot ninjas would own the both of them put together.... unless the pirates where trained in the art of ninjitsu.
:bite:

[AlligatorBling]

man, pirates sail the seas, and meet girls like brandy, yell arrrh and land ho! wtf. how can you not say pirate.

[WILDACEX187]

dont forget about treasure and booze. ahh i love me some booze :)

[SlideStar]

plus pirates get to grow crazy beards :rawk: and get pets like monkeys and parrots! Ever seen a ninja with a beard??

[s13Dr1ft]

Pirates fo life!!! BEEEEEEEOOOOOTTTCCCHHHH.

Our logo is a skull and cross bones

[Yuri]

How many ninja-themed rides do you see at Disneyland?
(ninjas silently killing people waiting in line for the haunted mansion don't count)

[Var]

Comparing pirates vs ninjas is like comparing U.S. Military vs Afghanistan. So just stop before you embarass yourself

[drewtoes]

one ninja cant take out an entire armada of pirates..and the pirates wont even know what hit them! hahaha! :gives:

[AlligatorBling]

^ wtf man, this dude would fuck a ninjas world up
http://home.triad.rr.com/thefulbrights/pirates/CapnMorgan.jpg

[DudeYourSoOOJDM]

one thing to say about this thread.....HOMO-SEXUAL.

How about watching less drift dvd's and doing a little more driving? yes?

[AlligatorBling]

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/1/12969261_F_tn.jpg

[Marty]

ninjas are cool, and by cool i mean totally sweet! I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)

[AlligatorBling]

^say What!?

[Var]

^ wtf man, this dude would fuck a ninjas world up
http://home.triad.rr.com/thefulbrights/pirates/CapnMorgan.jpg


HAHAHHAAHAHHA that guy would try to fuck a ninja is what you meant to say. What a fruitcake. :bowrofl:

[AlligatorBling]

i wonder if he ever thought his picture would end up in a pirates vs ninjas forum thread....