Hitler secretly took a U-Boat to Atlantis

[DataXUnknown]

So when did this go down and how did it happen? I never heard about this in any of my classes (yet at least).

[ThatGuy]

It happened right after he faked his death. He went there to meet up with the doctor that talked his mother out of the abortion that would have prevented his existence.

[s13 @ fullboost]

WTF^^^ that doesn't make sense

[ayuaddict]

yes it does.

[ThatGuy]

WTF^^^ that doesn't make sense

How does that not make sense? IT'S THE TRUE STORY!

[flip3d]

What are you guys talking about? Hitler flew to South America with the rest of the Nazi scientists in their functional flying saucer.

[BustedS13]

u guys ever see loose change? it really makes u think. BUSH DID 9/11!!!!!!1

[Jimmy Up]

What are you guys talking about? Hitler flew to South America with the rest of the Nazi scientists in their functional flying saucer.


Just watched a discovery channel thing on this theory. Pretty cool stuff

[s13 @ fullboost]

if he is already alive then why would he go talk to his mom and tell her not to have an abortion he is already alive so it wouldn't do anything to his existence.

[I LUV MY S13]

he said he talked to the DOCTOR who convinced his mother not to have an abortion

[ThatGuy]

if he is already alive then why would he go talk to his mom and tell her not to have an abortion he is already alive so it wouldn't do anything to his existence.

You aren't so good at the reading, is ya?


I said he went to go visit the doctor.

Hitler's mother wanted an abortion, while she was pregnant with Adolf.

The doctor talked her out of it.

Thus Hitler was born, lived, destroyed, and faked his own death.

Then he boarded a U-boat, bound for Atlantis.

His sole reason for the trip, was to visit his Mother's old doctor, who had retired and moved to Atlantis before the war broke out.


:duh: :duh:

[s13 @ fullboost]

ahhh yes perhaps I misread the post. for a sec I was like wtf that is retarded but then it turns out I am the retard haha. =/ oh well

[don_bagz]

haha... reading comprehension.. thats what its called. haha! jk, but naw... where did this idea come from? haha..

[ayuaddict]

You aren't so good at the reading, is ya?


I said he went to go visit the doctor.

Hitler's mother wanted an abortion, while she was pregnant with Adolf.

The doctor talked her out of it.

Thus Hitler was born, lived, destroyed, and faked his own death.

Then he boarded a U-boat, bound for Atlantis.

His sole reason for the trip, was to visit his Mother's old doctor, who had retired and moved to Atlantis before the war broke out.


:duh: :duh:

just like Michael Jackson.

[zenki.life]

but wasnt his mothers doctor also his biological father as well.

[Enna]

I would think that's the reason he went to see said doctor.

[mrmephistopheles]

While you guys might think I thought up that particular bit of tinfoil hattery, I actually saw a vid on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWq2XJCAmNA) with that as the subject (or something similar).


Watch at your own risk. Your head might just implode.

YWq2XJCAmNA

[RastaS13]

You aren't so good at the reading, is ya?


I said he went to go visit the doctor.

Hitler's mother wanted an abortion, while she was pregnant with Adolf.

The doctor talked her out of it.

Thus Hitler was born, lived, destroyed, and faked his own death.

Then he boarded a U-boat, bound for Atlantis.

His sole reason for the trip, was to visit his Mother's old doctor, who had retired and moved to Atlantis before the war broke out.


:duh: :duh:
OMG that made my day

[SexPanda]

Wait wait wait. I was always taught that Hitler was actually just the scape goat for a super evil organization lead by Savage, who built giant aircraft to bomb New York City and Washington DC. But then the Justice League went back in time and defeated Savage.

Thats what I was taught in publik scool.

[ESmorz]

Fuck this noise.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/USS_Salt_Lake_City_SSN_716_Submarin.jpg

[zenki.life]

oh man that pic is sick(bad sick not good sick)

[deolio]

i herd that he was trying to fix his gtr's transmission and he got upset and threw a socket wrench at the wall, which opened a portal to monica lewinski's wet dream. when he went inside he went deaf and impregnated helen keller before the incestuous randier spawn could repair the village with butter.

[SexPanda]

That makes no sense.

I LIKE IT.

[ESmorz]

I cans masturbate words together.

[dahveed]

i herd that he was trying to fix his gtr's transmission and he got upset and threw a socket wrench at the wall, which opened a portal to monica lewinski's wet dream. when he went inside he went deaf and impregnated helen keller before the incestuous randier spawn could repair the village with butter.
no adolf, you are the demons

[DreamN]

... wtf is this thread about?

[napaKAliboog]

fudge u guys can't understand that hitler has hair! he's not evil mon

[ThatGuy]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2496/3769336299_7765c33c2f.jpg

[illvialuver]

mr Meph that video was going to make my brain explode I had to stop it. It kept having images flash of ugly as shit with teeth. and the music was creepy.

[lewisfk]

Thats why kids shouldnt do drugs! Atlantis! Really! If u say so! And if u dont use it u lose it!:wackit:

[sr20sean]

i still think he came to albany, ny and started making the new york state regents exams...

[[domi]]

Bullshit, everyone knows Hitler committed suicide when he got the gas bill.

[veeates36]

;3050596']Bullshit, everyone knows Hitler committed suicide when he got the gas bill.

Lol.. This is one of those jokes that make you nod your head while laughing. Haha.. So bad.. Yet funny.