slowpo
10-28-2008, 11:04 PM
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. When the baby comes out the doctor sharts shaking the baby and slamming it on the table. He throws it to the nurse and she starts swinging it aronud and throws it on the table. The mother starts freaking out and yells "what the fuck are you doing to my baby?!!" The doctor starts laughing and says" just kidding, it was already dead." .................................................. ...........
ANOTHER ONE
A Jewish guy, an Irish guy, and a Black guy were sitting at a bar and they see a very old man at the very end of the bar sitting alone finishing his drink. They notice how old he is and joke that he is so old he has to be God and send a drink his way. The old man nods a thank you and once he is done with his drink he walks up to the guys to thank them.
The Jewish guy admits they were having a laugh at his expense and the old man responds "But I am God" and before the three could start laughing he touches the Jewish guy on hands and says "The arthritis will plague you no longer", he walks over to the Irish man puts his hands on his knees and says "Your ligaments are healed, you can now run with your children" as he walks over to the black guy he gets up and runs from the bar yelling "DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M ON DISABILITY!!!"
ANOTHER ONE
A Jewish guy, an Irish guy, and a Black guy were sitting at a bar and they see a very old man at the very end of the bar sitting alone finishing his drink. They notice how old he is and joke that he is so old he has to be God and send a drink his way. The old man nods a thank you and once he is done with his drink he walks up to the guys to thank them.
The Jewish guy admits they were having a laugh at his expense and the old man responds "But I am God" and before the three could start laughing he touches the Jewish guy on hands and says "The arthritis will plague you no longer", he walks over to the Irish man puts his hands on his knees and says "Your ligaments are healed, you can now run with your children" as he walks over to the black guy he gets up and runs from the bar yelling "DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M ON DISABILITY!!!"