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SW20Racer
10-10-2008, 02:07 AM
we all saw that one thread that should've been title "colombian necktie: thumb edition". and you might think to yourself "it could never happen to ME" well im here to say bullshit.

i took the biggest fucking hunk of meat off the palm of my hand at work today.

i got back home, took off my paper towel/duct tape bandage, slowed the bleeding, and decided to propose to you the idea that someone out there has some twisted control over meat slicers and hates us. probably from NICO.

It's the only explination.

pictures when the bleeding stops completely.

speak to type sucks.
alindeman1989
10-10-2008, 02:10 AM
Pics of the lack of skin!!!!
cc4usmc
10-10-2008, 02:15 AM
Speak to type? Really now..

Those slicers are no joke lol. I used to work in a meat department and I had to clean those suckers.
shishcabobers
10-10-2008, 02:16 AM
Sorry that happened, and also sorry if this sounds jacked up but pictures?:-/
SlideWell
10-10-2008, 02:35 AM
im a highly trained Safety Coordinator. let me ask, was a guard for the slicer provided and in place? proper warning labeling on the device?
SW20Racer
10-10-2008, 02:40 AM
Speak to type? Really now..

it came with this laptop.
Nuance - Dragon NaturallySpeaking Speech Recognition Software (http://www.nuance.com/naturallyspeaking/)


Sorry that happened, and also sorry if this sounds jacked up but pictures?:-/

Pics of the lack of skin!!!!

when the bleeding stops. i'm not going to drip blood everywhere while trying to take pictures left handed.

plus it left one of those gnarly skin flaps so im going to take it the rest of the way off first.
ALEXTHESUS*PECT
10-10-2008, 02:42 AM
take pics now or close this thread!
luisgonz
10-10-2008, 02:45 AM
im a highly trained Safety Coordinator. let me ask, was a guard for the slicer provided and in place? proper warning labeling on the device?

I saw it and it said, "PUT YOUR GOD DAMN HAND HERE TO CUT YO SHIT CLEAN".
lol
Sorry to hear that man, Look at it this way. Atleast you wont have a finger to your palm like luck7 did.LOL
iHeartTheTouge
10-10-2008, 10:37 AM
so is that two or three zilvians who have been attacked by meat slicers? sorry to hear man, atleast you didnt lose a finger or anything.
stiizy
10-10-2008, 10:43 AM
WTF man how the hell did this happen??

Why are all members losing body parts and shit??


Hope your okay bro!!!
allntrlundrgrnd
10-10-2008, 10:48 AM
i open these threads hoping theres no sick pictures,

then when there isnt any, i want to see them lol
Mi Beardo es Loco
10-10-2008, 11:18 AM
Meat slicers>>>>>>>>>>>Zilvia
shmiddy
10-10-2008, 11:42 AM
a buddy of mine almost lost a finger making a ham sandwich.... shit was gross

PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please lol
stiizy
10-10-2008, 11:44 AM
^^ Wtf how??????
shmiddy
10-10-2008, 12:07 PM
^^ Wtf how??????

he was workin at a deli around the way so i passed by and asked of a ham sandwich.... thats about it lol.. he was using that meat slicer thing and from over the counter i can here him say "FUCK" i look over and the mother fucker got blood all over my boars head ham..... lol but he was alright.. did take a pretty mean chunk out tho

wish i had pics :naw:
stiizy
10-10-2008, 12:08 PM
Damn crazy....

Boars Head Ham i'd be pissed i love it hahaha...........
Future240
10-10-2008, 04:31 PM
Okay, so zilvians now have to stay away from log splitters and meat slicers.
SW20Racer
10-11-2008, 02:15 PM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn217/sw20racer/handjob.jpg

photo as promised. left the skin flap on. its connected in some places. webcam pic.

ill take another without the skinflap later
shade
10-11-2008, 02:52 PM
Doesn't look that bad on that picture. Maybe post a few more.

Edit: Oh wait, that's your palm.
Felipe
10-11-2008, 03:32 PM
lol @ probably from NICO.
The ROMAN
10-11-2008, 04:06 PM
I knew a guy years ago who sliced part of his finger off at shoprite and got $250,000 (he said). He bought a new IS and put nitrous in it.
SW20Racer
10-12-2008, 11:10 PM
Doesn't look that bad on that picture. Maybe post a few more.

Edit: Oh wait, that's your palm.

it couldve been worse im sure but what happened is, the blade entered at an angle and has made a long triangular shaped hunk of flesh that cant come off yet.

since i hit the blade palm down it when in then hit an angle.

when it does come off i totally wanna do this with it.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/49133733_1416ecf483.jpg
SlideWell
10-13-2008, 01:45 AM
still didnt answer my question, why? did you have the guard off?
C. Senor
10-13-2008, 01:59 AM
damn....i thought playing with knives was dangerous....dont try to make a sammich. could lose a hand or parts of.

that sucks man. but it doesnt look like it horrible. so that's good.
TravisSW
10-13-2008, 06:01 AM
Not as bad as the one guy who lost about 1/2 his thumb!