View Full Version : How many beers before you hit it?
LeftNutOfGowd
10-09-2008, 08:26 AM
This shit had me cracking up lol
http://mithuro.com/presscuefiles/jan...eer_goggle.swf (http://mithuro.com/presscuefiles/january/beer_goggle.swf)
I'm going to say maybe after 30 beers and some shots
Future240
10-09-2008, 09:31 AM
My body couldnt hold the amount of beer it would take to tame that beast
jackjack
10-09-2008, 09:33 AM
hahahhahahahahahahhhah
thats great
stiizy
10-09-2008, 11:00 AM
i wouldn't fuck that!!
shmiddy
10-09-2008, 11:04 AM
chill i think i would die from poisoning before i hit that
funny add tho lol
UfoZ8myCow
10-09-2008, 11:18 AM
Females like that are the reason why drinks such as the "Mind Eraser" were created...
C. Senor
10-09-2008, 11:27 AM
LOL...condom commercial. seriously. i dont know about beer. but how about a full bottle of patron. that way i just black out. so i might hit, but literally wouldnt remember.
ESmorz
10-09-2008, 11:45 AM
If that was my only option... I would drink till I passed out in the street.
LeftNutOfGowd
10-09-2008, 11:48 AM
Man you guys are mean havn't you guys seen next friday
"fat bitches need love to"
ESmorz
10-09-2008, 12:02 PM
Man you guys are mean havn't you guys seen next friday
"fat bitches need love to"
Not from me.
There are plenty of fat ugly fucks to give it to them.
:keke:
about two handfuls of "three wise men" and I'm unconscious
exitspeed
10-09-2008, 12:38 PM
Yea, I'm too skinny for a fat girl.
Phlip
10-09-2008, 01:57 PM
I would either die of alcohol poisoning, or I would pass out and she would rape me...
If the latter, I would immediately kill her upon getting the story back and no jury would convict me.
Soup Nazi
10-09-2008, 01:57 PM
Can She cook?
downshift_sideways
10-09-2008, 02:03 PM
hahahahahaha.
My body has a high tolerance for alcohol.
no way will that ever happen to me.
HyperTek
10-09-2008, 04:11 PM
thats why you get a wingman when you see this chick and her hotass friend.. you call dibs on the hotass friend and make sure your buddy gets all liquored up and walk their way. It works! hopefully your buddy will take one for the team lol
http://next-thing.net/wp-content/wingman.jpg
SimpleS14
10-09-2008, 05:06 PM
^---- LOL
BTW...i dunno if that girl is legal.....
nissanKLR
10-09-2008, 05:08 PM
id say 20 beers
Mi Beardo es Loco
10-09-2008, 07:31 PM
0 beers. she can commence the head giving immediately
DUFFM4N
10-09-2008, 08:36 PM
beers?! you brave brave soul......pass me the elephant tranq!!!
alindeman1989
10-09-2008, 08:37 PM
haha, I think my dick would fall off as soon as i saw her.
unlegendary
10-09-2008, 08:40 PM
i would die of alcohol poisoning before it happens, sorry.
blasting_speed
10-09-2008, 09:12 PM
I couldn't drink enough beer to make her go from her original self to the beer goggles version. LOL
That's still pretty funny.
spoolandslide
10-09-2008, 09:57 PM
there is no way my body would ever permit me to drink enough alcohol to commit such a heinous deed
i would have to use experimental methods to obtain that level of inebriation
http://www.waiting.com/waiting.gifs/iv.gif
+
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/9a93/PopovVodka.jpg
for 1 straight weekend, then maybe she has a chance of scoring on my precious seed
DALAZ_68
10-09-2008, 10:05 PM
beers?! you brave brave soul......pass me the elephant tranq!!!
i couldnt stop laughing after seeing this shit :keke:
jzepol1985
10-09-2008, 10:20 PM
fat bitches need love too!But they got to pay for it!!!
Future240
10-09-2008, 10:22 PM
if she paid me, and was clean, i would tap the shit outta that
JeremyR
10-10-2008, 12:52 AM
"fat bitches need love to"
but they gotta pay!
Pblesh85
10-10-2008, 09:15 AM
Who needs alcohol, she's hot after your 6~8 month of deployment. :tardrim:
Fries
10-10-2008, 04:13 PM
Who needs alcohol, she's hot after your 6~8 month of deployment. :tardrim:
haha QFT hahahahahhahaha
Fonix36
10-10-2008, 04:28 PM
i wonder what kind of condoms make you drunk enough to hit that shit
airsoft
10-11-2008, 03:29 AM
hitting it is one thing...
Now if kissing is involved...
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