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Titan
10-02-2002, 10:41 AM
As I was on my way home, on the bus, from work in order to get to school later, a typical appearing man comes on. He sits right across from me and begins staring blankly. I think nothing of this and turn my cheek.

About 10 seconds later, in a reasonably loud voice, the man mutters something like this: "Women..haha...misery...DEATH!!... Baseball playoffs...no, hehe...DEATH!!...Little lady walking, no...it's all over soon... DEATH!!"

This continued throughout the ENTIRE trip home (about 25 minutes by bus). I didn't know whether to laugh or to fear for my life, so I just bit my lip the entire way.

I mean, I've seen crazy's before, but nothing like this guy. You close down the local psychiatric center and look what happens. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/butbut.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':but:'>

And my parents wonder why I'm getting a car. &nbsp; <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'>
SR20Fastback
10-02-2002, 05:03 PM
LMAO its so random, and its just so damn hillarious &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
Sniper-X
10-03-2002, 02:49 AM
Maybe he saw that "Ogre Battle" vid that's on here and wanted to be a part of it..."Lightining Bolt! &nbsp;Death! &nbsp;Little woman! &nbsp;Lightning bolt! &nbsp;Misery! &nbsp;Death! &nbsp;Lightning Bolt! &nbsp;Lightning baseball! ahahahah!" &nbsp;

Better watch yourself, he might start thinking he's under attack by orcs or something.
West
10-03-2002, 12:00 PM
LOL, sounds like the shit I do when Im bored....
Chew Slice
10-03-2002, 12:59 PM
yeah i get alot of that where i come from. &nbsp;it's shear hilarity
-E-
10-03-2002, 03:45 PM
you think thats crazy try riding the train with a guy dance and singing "Im a little tea pot" now thats crazy <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>
HippoSleek
10-03-2002, 04:07 PM
Guy playing the trumpet in his boxer shorts while walking though a train... with a fvckin huge hard-on poking though the barn door.

There's no place like NYC. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>
Titan
10-03-2002, 06:13 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (HippoSleek @ Oct. 03 2002,5:07)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Guy playing the trumpet in his boxer shorts while walking though a train... with a fvckin huge hard-on poking though the barn door.

There's no place like NYC. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
LOL, perhaps for extra tips? &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>
guidot
10-04-2002, 07:13 AM
He already had a tip!! &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>