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Andrew Bohan · 02-20-2009, 11:30 PM

i guess most of you guys read luke's thread about why he's so sad about girls

and for some reason, even after all our advice, he doesn't know the answer to today's dilemma:

Quote:

Originally Posted by blu808

so dude
did i tell you what happened earlier?
these 2 decently good looking girls showed up at my door trying to sell magazine subscriptions.
So i let them in
found out one was 24 from colorado
one was 21
so we were chatting
and they were like. hey. baller place
then I grabbed the bottle of vodka
and we all started taking shots
then I bought a magazine subscription
but didnt have any cash
so we hopped in my truck
and cruised out to the bank
then I gave em my number, and we went back to my house
then we drank some more.
i told them I didnt want their number
but hit me up when they get back to their hotel
and we can all hang out and drink
now they are hella texting me
want to party.
What should I do?

projekt_s13 · 02-20-2009, 11:44 PM

Lab 17 porno. Doooo hitttttttttt

blu808 · 02-20-2009, 11:48 PM

so i guess the magazine girls like tour the country for 3 months.
different cities each week.

The girl just texted me and said she has herself, her friend, and 2 other girls that want to come "hangout" at my pad and see what happens.

Andrew Bohan · 02-20-2009, 11:50 PM

if you don't have this massive orgy go down tonight, you're not my friend anymore

JayDee M Rolly · 02-20-2009, 11:51 PM

option 3 better win.

Enna · 02-21-2009, 12:01 AM

Dude get the fuck off zilvia and have a sexy party. Vid or it didn't happen.

soreballz · 02-21-2009, 12:02 AM

Porno! Do it, do it, do it, do it!

blu808 · 02-21-2009, 12:04 AM

It wouldn't be the first porno we have made.

Andrew Bohan · 02-21-2009, 12:04 AM

just in case you guys missed the "weirdest sex story" thread, luke and i really did make a porno once, so we're totally not bluffing about doing it this time

blu808 · 02-21-2009, 12:05 AM

Not a porno with eachother.

Andrew filmed it.

Andrew. can you post up a Work safe teaser pic from the last one?

Enna · 02-21-2009, 12:09 AM

WTF pm me a link to this. Should be entertaining. Anyways get off your fuckin comp and bang some bitches. Seriously.

blu808 · 02-21-2009, 12:11 AM

I a texting back and fourth right now.

I will keep you guys updated.

cc4usmc · 02-21-2009, 12:12 AM

Fuck them for all the poor members of Zilvia who can't get any for themselves. Make sure you get a pic that you can make a nice poster out of....Zilvia style.

http://zilvia.net/f/premium-members/133541-posters.html

ryguy · 02-21-2009, 12:15 AM

So, are you saying these are foreign girls? My god man, how does that happen in real life?

cc4usmc · 02-21-2009, 12:17 AM

Where did you get foreign from? lol

sac · 02-21-2009, 12:23 AM

"come hang out and see what happens"
"watch a movie or somethin"
"come cuddle with me"
all are good texts that mean Lets fuck..
Luke, 9 times out of 10 if you resist sex the 1st opportunity with groups of girls like that, you will get more from them in the long run.. but if their from out of town, fuck em all! haha...
rubber! rubber! rubber!

blu808 · 02-21-2009, 12:43 AM

I have a whole box of rubber.

chadca18s13 · 02-21-2009, 12:57 AM

crush every pussy that walks thru that door!

Mister.E · 02-21-2009, 01:00 AM

choose one and hit it son! a steady lay is always a good thing. if both of them want to run steady then fuck it, hit both and keep doing it.

blu808 · 02-21-2009, 01:04 AM

Chad. That is the best advice I have ever heard.

Edouble: also awesome.

SO news update.

Aparently it is on for tomorrow night. There will be 4 girls. and Me. With drew filming.

The girls said they are down for anything
so I guess it's on.

Enna · 02-21-2009, 01:08 AM

God I hate you atm, but good shit. Maybe I should go back home and visit the bay

Mister.E · 02-21-2009, 01:09 AM

wow, sounds like a party....a fuckin awesome party

ryguy · 02-21-2009, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cc4usmc

Where did you get foreign from? lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by blu808

so i guess the magazine girls like tour the country for 3 months.
different cities each week.

I guess I assumed it from that statement.

If this don't help forget a girlfriend, nothing in the world will.

amdnivram · 02-21-2009, 01:22 AM

keep the updates coming lol

blu808 · 02-21-2009, 01:29 AM

We dont fuk around.

picture nws

Mister.E · 02-21-2009, 01:35 AM

^ that's awesome

Enna · 02-21-2009, 01:49 AM

I want a red formula D shirt.

Om1kron · 02-21-2009, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blu808

so i guess the magazine girls like tour the country for 3 months.
different cities each week.

The girl just texted me and said she has herself, her friend, and 2 other girls that want to come "hangout" at my pad and see what happens.

haha so did you get robbed.

KwKouki · 02-21-2009, 02:11 AM

I fear for the next girlscout that comes to your door selling cookies O_O

homeslice · 02-21-2009, 02:34 AM

Girl's seem down for their $#!t,deff shot a porn!!! have them walking door to door selling your porn instead of magazines ^_^

View Poll Results: What should Luke do?
Bang em both	17	47.22%
Choose one and bang that one	2	5.56%
Option 1 or 2, but also invite Drew over to make a porno	13	36.11%
Hang out and home and drink vodka	4	11.11%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

02-20-2009, 11:44 PM	#2
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blu808 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Campbell, Ca Age: 41 Posts: 5,010 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	so i guess the magazine girls like tour the country for 3 months. different cities each week. The girl just texted me and said she has herself, her friend, and 2 other girls that want to come "hangout" at my pad and see what happens. __________________

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02-21-2009, 01:00 AM	#19
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02-21-2009, 01:04 AM	#20
blu808 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Campbell, Ca Age: 41 Posts: 5,010 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Chad. That is the best advice I have ever heard. Edouble: also awesome. SO news update. Aparently it is on for tomorrow night. There will be 4 girls. and Me. With drew filming. The girls said they are down for anything so I guess it's on. __________________

02-21-2009, 01:09 AM	#22
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