"You're doing it wrong" Pt. 2 - Because turrible ideas never die

[TSL]

Originally Posted by Matej

Actually, Australians and New Zealanders already milked all of the good phallus dry.

We may suck a lot of dicks but at least we don't have to wait 25 years to buy rusty old leftover cars.

[izzy-]

Originally Posted by jaysgottaredtop

^ Is that an ITR wing? And a tach on the hood?

Sucks, but at least it's only a hood, trunk, and bumper away from being fine again. For now, at least.

Its a 2.5rs sedan wing

[collegekid]

Originally Posted by izzy-

Its a 2.5rs sedan wing

Actually a coupe wing. My coupe actually came with the sedan wing on it ( atleast in the same color) and I had to go out and buy a coupe wing (which people want way too much money for)

Can it be next page already please

[dizzariot]

Originally Posted by collegekid

Actually a coupe wing. My coupe actually came with the sedan wing on it ( atleast in the same color) and I had to go out and buy a coupe wing (which people want way too much money for)

Can it be next page already please

Dude, no. The space between the trunk and the wing is too big...almost as big as ThatBoostedTranny's gaping hoo-ha.

0/2 so far.

[rawgarage]

OMFG

https://www.facebook.com/Marmalademe...2858258751178/

[rawgarage]

double post...

[zombiewolf513]

...1st world problems

[Corbic]

Originally Posted by RAWGarage

OMFG

https://www.facebook.com/Marmalademe...2858258751178/

Is it serious or parody?

[rawgarage]

Originally Posted by Corbic

Is it serious or parody?

they serious AF bruh

[lunchmeat]

Originally Posted by RAWGarage

OMFG

https://www.facebook.com/Marmalademe...2858258751178/

Teenage screamo numetal....or ear rape.
I'll give the growl a +1 interweb point though. It wasn't great, but not horrible.

[Yardjass]

Originally Posted by RAWGarage

OMFG

https://www.facebook.com/Marmalademe...2858258751178/

Holy shit. What a bunch of straight up motherfucking badasses. I bet they just straight up don't to their homework and skip class to go to hot topic at least once or twice a week.

[Habibi240]

Anyone else notice the black dude in that video? Nobody gon fuck with him after that one

[sackofrice]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/5560358277.html

What a gem. This guy must "know what he has".

[zombiewolf513]

Lol I was gonna post that too.

RHD > priority than upgrading ka24e

LOL it gets even worse when you get to the bottom of the description haha

[Matej]

Originally Posted by TSL

We may suck a lot of dicks but at least we don't have to wait 25 years to buy rusty old leftover cars.

Nobody has to wait to buy them. You can buy any other used or new car already available in the country.
Importing an RHD car into an LHD country is silly anyway, unless you plan to use it for postal delivery service. It makes more sense for Australia, where everybody is a postal delivery worker.
Have fun with your hoon and modification laws.

[TSL]

Originally Posted by Matej

Importing an RHD car into an LHD country is silly anyway

Damn friend did you get a lot of vaccinations as a kid because it seems like you might be on the spectrum.

I said the guy wanting to import 25yr+ cars is dumb. You said down under bros like dicks. I agreed we like dicks. Now you are saying importing 25yr+ cars is dumb?

Where are you going with this? Trying out for some sort of "doing it wrong at arguing on the internet" trophy?

Ok now you come back at me and pretend like you were trolling the whole time to cover up the fact you are just dumb.

[lunchmeat]

Whatever. When it hits 2020, I'm doing my damnedest to get an r33. I've wanted one of those since 1998.

[TSL]

Originally Posted by lunchmeat

Whatever. When it hits 2020, I'm doing my damnedest to get an r33. I've wanted one of those since 1998.

Hey man if it's your dream car and you are willing to pay a premium for a good example then I can't hate on that. I was just saying for the guy who wanted to run a business importing them that it isn't as easy as it seems and it's hard to find good cars and when you do find them they are expensive and I'm not sure if the market is big enough to support yet another importer jumping on the band wagon trying to sell premium price cars to a market that is known for being cheapskates.

True story: Australians imported a whole lot of clean late model 180sx type-x cars years ago when prices in japan were cheap. Now they are actually getting exported back to japan from here because they are getting hard to find in japan and prices are going up.

Anyway this is all dumb shit that nobody cares about so let's get it back OT with this:

Another kid building a "drift" car, spends a year or 2 making an already shit car even worse and then predictably gives up before it is ever close to being driveable. All done on his parents front lawn which I am sure the neighbours love.

Made these sweet rear quarter vents that just feed air to nothing:


This super neat fuel flap delete cover:


Customised ebay tail lights with homemade center fill plate made out of wood or something:


Gutted the factory door mechanism to save weight and replaced with these nice external latches:


Decided it needed a bit of cosmetic freshen up so got his mate to do this awesome mural on the side. Apparently his friend is a "bad-ass graf artist" so naturally he did this work with his mom's art'n'crafts paint brush because aerosol cans are played out:


Got a bargain deal on this 1jz. He cracked it open and saw this inside but he is not worried because "the spark plugs look mint so the internals are probably ok":


Can't make this shit up.

[TSL]

Originally Posted by LockOn!

Whats the forum? I really, really, really, want to create an account to shit on this.

Nah you can't man, the moderators hardcore defend this shit because it's like one of those "hate free zones" where every kid wins a prize.

Basically the owner of the forum decided years ago that he needed to make fat stacks to pay for modifying his own car so that he could go out and pick up underage school girls in it. So he hardcore monetised the forum so it's just a mass of advertisement and "sponsors" selling cheap chinese parts.

The kids who make this shit build threads are the ones paying for his pedomobile so he doesn't want people scaring them off with facts and reality.

[lunchmeat]

Agreed. And yes, I'd be willing to pay stupid amounts of money for a r33 gtr, preferably in stock or mostly stock trim. That is if it passed the economic committee, aka the wife. Hell, she finally gave me the go ahead to buy another 240 after years of pining for my old car.

As for that abomination, this is why we can't find nice cars. Even the shitty ones get turned into even shittier haggard garage shitboxes.

[silviamang]

Originally Posted by TSL

Inside 1jz

"Bro the engine exporter/importer told me it only has 50k km because of Japanese road tax laws."





I don't know if this thing has been posted at all. But what a tragedy.
All that vape smoke has gone to this poor kids head, he actually thinks he's "pushing the envelope".


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After:

[TSL]

Originally Posted by lunchmeat

Agreed. And yes, I'd be willing to pay stupid amounts of money for a r33 gtr, preferably in stock or mostly stock trim. That is if it passed the economic committee, aka the wife. Hell, she finally gave me the go ahead to buy another 240 after years of pining for my old car.

As for that abomination, this is why we can't find nice cars. Even the shitty ones get turned into even shittier haggard garage shitboxes.

That's pretty much what happened here, all the cheap imports got flogged out by teenagers then scrapped or taken off the road and turned into track cars. Now the clean stuff that is left is going up in price.

Used to be able to get a decent r32 gtr here for $15k which is probably something like $10k in american pesos or whatever you guys use. Now you need to pay at least $25k or more for a good one. Same with 33 and 34 gtrs, prices just going up, a nice r34 gtr cost like $50-$60k. All the gts-t skylines are worth nothing now because they are old and fucked and nobody wants them. You can buy a not terrible r33 gts-t for like $4k. R32 gtrs were sold here new and the australian version was a bit different and had some extra parts and for some reason people think they are worth way more. Probably because they sold for over $100k new back in 1990.

S-chassis stuff is a bit weird because only the s13's are imports as the s14 and s15 were sold new here. S15 in particular seem to have held their prices probably because they never got cheap enough for kids to afford to buy them and ruin them.

[lunchmeat]

And that's what I don't get. I owned a s13 hatch in high school. It stayed stock, even though I could afford to mod the snot out of it. I bought an s14 in my early 20s. It stayed stock till I sold it. Maybe I'm just old, or old fashioned, or both.
I'm probably gonna drop top dollar(American monopoly money is what we have here) for an unmolested s14 this weekend, because it's in such good shape.

[lunchmeat]

Originally Posted by silviamang

"Bro the engine exporter/importer told me it only has 50k km because of Japanese road tax laws."





I don't know if this thing has been posted at all. But what a tragedy.
All that vape smoke has gone to this poor kids head, he actually thinks he's "pushing the envelope".


Before:



After:

Oh he pushed the envelope alright. Right past the tastefully done, straight to laughable.

[Yardjass]

Originally Posted by TSL

Nah you can't man, the moderators hardcore defend this shit because it's like one of those "hate free zones" where every kid wins a prize.

Basically the owner of the forum decided years ago that he needed to make fat stacks to pay for modifying his own car so that he could go out and pick up underage school girls in it. So he hardcore monetised the forum so it's just a mass of advertisement and "sponsors" selling cheap chinese parts.

The kids who make this shit build threads are the ones paying for his pedomobile so he doesn't want people scaring them off with facts and reality.

So we can't go there? Well then, I suggest telling them about this wonder website called "zilvia" where their "builds" (lol) can get more exposure and maybe even sponsors.

[TSL]

Originally Posted by Yardjass

So we can't go there?

Ya I mean you can go there but there is no point trolling the idiots because the mods just delete it.

Like that kid that had the rollcage that was made out of wood and not bolted in, some dudes mentioned that it might not be safe and wouldn't pass inspection at a track and he should take it out. Then mods came in and deleted posts and threatened to ban people for hurting the kids feelings.

Coz you know if little Timmy wants a wooden rollcage in his car then he should be allowed to and anyone who says otherwise is just a jealous hater.

But that's the problem, the best lessons in life are often learned the hard way and if you stop being real about shit then you start enabling and encouraging dumb behaviour and people never learn.

OT...

This chump with no money gets his GF to buy him this clean streeter ca18det silvia which he converted to sr20det:



Then he decides to try out this new fangled drifting craze. Crashes the car on his first attempt drifting and can't afford to fix it so he scraps it. Also blamed the factory intercooler pipe holes for making the chassis weak:

[TSL]

Another drift special.

Because it is literally impossible to fit an rb under a standard hood:


Now it has some real drift cred:

[DJTTon]

That car makes me want to cry

[TSL]

No lock collars on your coilovers? Just use some silicone sealant and hose clamps instead. Fuckin rock solid.

[fatduece]

Good to see some new content from Australia.