[driftsucky]

So, theories on what will happen.

OBVIOUSLY Dany is gonna be all extra pregnant next season. She spent too much time saying she can't have kids. The free skeet ending was all too convenient.

So, Cersei was all "family this" and "family that". I think she ends up killing Jaime because of some perceived betrayal. She feels bad, and he will say something about "what family do we have left now" or something super mushy and goofy. I only think that because if Jaime kills Cersei, it brings closure to a main character and HBO is not known for bringing closure or ending popular series with satisfying endings (think Sopranos, The Wire, True Blood, etc...). Cersei killing Jaime (even though she bluffed about it before) would be upsetting enough to severe the emotional tie we have to the show and make good on the trend of HBO having trash endings to great shows for no foreseeable reason. Taryon rises to power. Pun intended.

Jon will (obviously) be told that he's a Targaryean and that he just free skeeted in his aunt. That way, when she dies from having the baby (which is totally plausible for all of this to work), he can take over his rightful place at the throne. Just kind of a neat and tidy wrap to that side of things.

So, since Jon is actually the dragon king, that will leave Sansa as the lady of winterfell and Arya as her bodygaurd.

Bran does his 3rd eye thing and the Knight King and he fight in the past. They kill each other. Everything seems fine, and they cut back to Bran in the present and his eyes start to turn blue. Shows goes off. Internet goes KNUTZ!!!! George R.R. Martin goes on a rant and gets death threats. South Park spoofs the whole thing (again). DONE.