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Originally Posted by Brian W.
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Forged in darkness from alloy molded in hell's iron mill. Polished by Beelzebub. Welded with wire beaten from the evil ore of dark aluminum force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Steel melted from the rancid furnice of fanged coal. Layered with 666 separate spit shines from an animal, which has maggots for blood.