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Old 07-18-2009, 03:28 AM   #1
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i killed an intruder with my katana

turned on the light in my bedroom and the motherfucker just stood there, so i grabbed my katana and cut him in half.


YEA. blood on the blade felt good. blood on the ceiling will have to get washed up tomorrow.
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Old 07-18-2009, 03:30 AM   #2
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Old 07-18-2009, 03:32 AM   #3
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was it bigger than a bread box?
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Old 07-18-2009, 03:33 AM   #5
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no, but it was black

well maybe dark brown
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Old 07-18-2009, 03:34 AM   #6
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was it human ?
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Old 07-18-2009, 03:36 AM   #7
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yeah dude, it was a 1" tall black guy





no, it was not human
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Old 07-18-2009, 03:39 AM   #8
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was it a skunk by chance?
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no, it was not a skunk. that's luke's department.


keep trying, you almost got it!
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i kno i kno...
i hate those things
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was it a rabid cat?
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rabid c-o-c-k-r-o-a-c-h.... eeeeewwwwww... lol
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I had some HUGE motherfuckers that crawled around at my last place. I kept it super clean but now then you would wake up in the morning to find one chilling on the floor of the bathroom or in the living room.

Fucking hated those things. Made my landlord come in and spray and shit for em twice.

Then I met my neighbors when I moved out.....they had dishes and shit piled in the living room. BOXES for new dishes just sittin there. They would buy shit not to clean it. FUCKIING RANK.

Now my new place is all bug free. yay.
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Old 07-18-2009, 09:23 AM   #16
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Raccoon?

What other woodland animal could it be?

Stray domesticated animal? Dog, cat, midget stripper?
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Old 07-18-2009, 09:24 AM   #17
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snake?????????????
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ive never heard of a one inch black penis
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Old 07-18-2009, 11:05 AM   #21
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it was a crunchy spider
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Black widow crawled under my seat today, i got a office desk slider and killed that SOB. Its big ass popped and kinds of juice flew everywhere. It was barbaric.
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What other woodland animal could it be?

Stray domesticated animal? Dog, cat, midget stripper?
lol shits funny.
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Old 07-18-2009, 12:53 PM   #26
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I was going with at least a midget stripper

way to let us all down
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yeah dude, it was a 1" tall black guy





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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that had me rolling
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Old 07-18-2009, 04:28 PM   #28
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so many odd threads this week...
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Old 07-18-2009, 06:24 PM   #30
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Holy shit, I just noticed that it said 1" and not 1'

Sonofabitch, I would have gotten this one right.
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