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drftwerks · 01-29-2009, 10:23 PM

http://www.holladaddy.com/

JUST READ IT, FUCKING GREAT

driven_ · 01-29-2009, 10:35 PM

lawl at cybersex part.

HyperTek · 01-29-2009, 10:37 PM

hahah thats funny..

cliffnotes
dude has myspace... people comment him random shit like "hiiy seexy" and he replys in a fashion that relates to them either by how they look or type.. lol

*ATLspeed* · 01-29-2009, 10:39 PM

!!!laugh out loud!!!

*MisawaJason* · 01-29-2009, 10:41 PM

my brain hurts from trying to read the first two conversations. Who really types like that?

*neverrain* · 01-29-2009, 10:41 PM

Seriously, I'm at work and need to write correctly and in English.

Reading halfway through that page fucked me up bad enough to need to walk away from my desk for a few minutes. Seriously. It must take them three times as long to type like that.

*ATLspeed* · 01-29-2009, 10:46 PM

....i just got threw half of it and its....ignorant, but hilarious lol im cryin

+1

*MisawaJason* · 01-29-2009, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by holladaddy

ohhhh yeah guuurl. i cringe as i cum in u so haard. just as u start 2 cum, i takez out mah blade and slash it across yo windpipe. u fall lifeless 2 tha floor as i beat mah chest and chant "THUG LIFE!" wavin mah blade around. u twitch on da floor as mah cum poors out of u like mayonaise cummin out of a mailbox. i grab da nippleless 8 year old and start fuckin her hard in da ass.

ur lifeless eyes stare across da room. tha thought of u layin dere makes me harrd as a rock and i fuck ur 3rd grade friend like shez never been fucked befo'

What the hell man

*neverrain* · 01-29-2009, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisawaJason

What the hell man

Seriously. You know how much DNA evidence he left on the scene? What a dumbass.

*MisawaJason* · 01-29-2009, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neverrain

Seriously. You know how much DNA evidence he left on the scene? What a dumbass.

haha, I thought about that too. Clearly going to jail

*kevmeistah21* · 01-29-2009, 11:00 PM

haha that shit is comedy. "CHOLESTEROL!!!!"

HyperTek · 01-29-2009, 11:13 PM

hes jus messin with people and putting them on blast on his site.

like i said, he types in a manner that whoever responds to him would expect..

*MisawaJason* · 01-29-2009, 11:19 PM

yeah, that's fully understood. The way the rest of the people type will always boggle my mind

*ATLspeed* · 01-29-2009, 11:22 PM

girl: "why you have to be so mean"
holladaddy: "thas jus howz i roll, gurl. pazazzle-zazzle!"

WTF LOL

drftwerks · 01-29-2009, 11:31 PM

hollacaust

*NISMO_tuner* · 01-29-2009, 11:45 PM

lmao that cybersex part was hilarious

J90lude · 01-29-2009, 11:46 PM

The girl said:
hey whats up

Holladaddy said
Your cholesterol.

WTFFFFF

driftsilvias13 · 01-30-2009, 12:01 AM

"awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ?"

HAHAHA

*articdragon192* · 01-30-2009, 12:06 AM

OMG the cop one had me rolling!!

ESmorz · 01-30-2009, 12:07 AM

I was going to post this earlier today but I decided it was too much work.

drftwerks · 01-30-2009, 12:11 AM

yea wasnt much work

ps point break was an awesome film.

ESmorz · 01-30-2009, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drftwerks

yea wasnt much work

ps point break was an awesome film.

I already posted it on VRT so I didn't feel it was worthy of anymore of my time.

Keanuuuuuuuuuu

*revat619* · 01-30-2009, 12:22 AM

OMG, being a normal black person you guys have NO IDEA how HILARIOUS this is to me. I know people that actually talk like that. It drives me nuts!

***%$$ Yo wAt bee uP MAh niccA, loNg tayme no sEe! hOLLa atcHA bOi! $$$*()@!

That sentence literally took me 5 minutes to type. I give them shit about it all the time.

To see it on such a grand and elaborate scale is just awesome!

touge monster · 01-30-2009, 12:25 AM

"
I'm a fat white guy in a death metal band. Let's make babies."

LOL

*Howard92884* · 01-30-2009, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Her

awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont

This blew my fucking mind. She only talks like that to impress other black people? What the fuck?

LMAO this is why I don't go on myspace.

xdarkrune · 01-30-2009, 01:02 AM

best thing i've seen on the net in a long time! sooo much win on that site.

dirtdiggler666 · 01-30-2009, 01:04 AM

i fucking love this

this guy is great

*MrMcgarrett* · 01-30-2009, 01:24 AM

Shit had me cracking up.
I want to shake his hand and buy him a beer.

*jrocslider* · 01-30-2009, 01:26 AM

i read them all for the past hour.

i haven't laughed that much at shit online in a long time.

tamiya_s2000 · 01-30-2009, 01:41 AM

"whats up?"

"your cholesterol"

LOL fuckin troll... damn long read.. who actually read the whole page?

01-29-2009, 10:23 PM	#1
drftwerks Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: california Posts: 2,165 Trader Rating: (1)	Best troll ever http://www.holladaddy.com/ JUST READ IT, FUCKING GREAT __________________ IF BONERS LAST MORE THAN 4HRS................... CALL MORE LADIES.

01-29-2009, 10:35 PM	#2
driven_ Zilvia Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Milwaukee is WIcked. Age: 17 Posts: 781 Trader Rating: (3)	lawl at cybersex part. __________________ Rust Loves Me.

01-29-2009, 10:37 PM	#3
HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 11,040 Trader Rating: (0)	hahah thats funny.. cliffnotes dude has myspace... people comment him random shit like "hiiy seexy" and he replys in a fashion that relates to them either by how they look or type.. lol __________________

01-29-2009, 10:41 PM	#6
neverrain When it rains, it pours. Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: SoCal 818 Age: 28 Posts: 865 Trader Rating: (7)	Seriously, I'm at work and need to write correctly and in English. Reading halfway through that page fucked me up bad enough to need to walk away from my desk for a few minutes. Seriously. It must take them three times as long to type like that. __________________

01-29-2009, 11:13 PM	#12
HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 11,040 Trader Rating: (0)	hes jus messin with people and putting them on blast on his site. like i said, he types in a manner that whoever responds to him would expect.. __________________

01-29-2009, 10:41 PM	#5
MisawaJason Premium Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The 805/Vandenberg AFB Age: 25 Posts: 624 Trader Rating: (12)	my brain hurts from trying to read the first two conversations. Who really types like that?

01-29-2009, 11:00 PM	#11
kevmeistah21 $10!!! yay me! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: 626 Pasadena, CA Age: 19 Posts: 1,537 Trader Rating: (18)	haha that shit is comedy. "CHOLESTEROL!!!!"

01-29-2009, 11:19 PM	#13
MisawaJason Premium Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The 805/Vandenberg AFB Age: 25 Posts: 624 Trader Rating: (12)	yeah, that's fully understood. The way the rest of the people type will always boggle my mind

01-29-2009, 11:31 PM	#15
drftwerks Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: california Posts: 2,165 Trader Rating: (1)	hollacaust __________________ IF BONERS LAST MORE THAN 4HRS................... CALL MORE LADIES.

01-29-2009, 11:45 PM	#16
NISMO_tuner Premium Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SoCal 818/562 Posts: 1,955 Trader Rating: (53)	lmao that cybersex part was hilarious __________________ Check my for sale thread for S13 parts

01-29-2009, 11:46 PM	#17
J90lude Zilvia Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: (DMV) Age: 22 Posts: 255 Trader Rating: (0)	The girl said: hey whats up Holladaddy said Your cholesterol. WTFFFFF __________________ It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.

01-30-2009, 12:01 AM	#18
driftsilvias13 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,022 Trader Rating: (19)	"awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ?" HAHAHA __________________

01-30-2009, 12:06 AM	#19
articdragon192 Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West covina/ Irvine Age: 24 Posts: 5,753 Trader Rating: (5)	OMG the cop one had me rolling!! __________________ Need help? Click here Still stumped? Try this Can't find what you're looking for? Here you go.

01-30-2009, 12:07 AM	#20
ESmorz Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Peace Bruddah Mon Posts: 6,255 Trader Rating: (0)	I was going to post this earlier today but I decided it was too much work. __________________ violentrunning.squidd.org/news

01-30-2009, 12:11 AM	#21
drftwerks Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: california Posts: 2,165 Trader Rating: (1)	yea wasnt much work ps point break was an awesome film. __________________ IF BONERS LAST MORE THAN 4HRS................... CALL MORE LADIES.

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01-30-2009, 12:22 AM	#23
revat619 Retired General Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 3,501 Trader Rating: (3)	OMG, being a normal black person you guys have NO IDEA how HILARIOUS this is to me. I know people that actually talk like that. It drives me nuts! **%$$ Yo wAt bee uP MAh niccA, loNg tayme no sEe! hOLLa atcHA bOi! $$$()@! That sentence literally took me 5 minutes to type. I give them shit about it all the time. To see it on such a grand and elaborate scale is just awesome! __________________ www.pandagarage.com www.vertex-usa.com www.poweredbymax.net

01-30-2009, 12:25 AM	#24
touge monster Zilvia Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: 562, CA Age: 21 Posts: 778 Trader Rating: (0)	" I'm a fat white guy in a death metal band. Let's make babies." LOL

01-30-2009, 01:04 AM	#27
dirtdiggler666 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: p-dale Age: 30 Posts: 2,065 Trader Rating: (26)	i fucking love this this guy is great __________________

01-30-2009, 01:24 AM	#28
MrMcgarrett Fancy Colored Guy Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pomona, CA Age: 28 Posts: 3,067 Trader Rating: (150)	Shit had me cracking up. I want to shake his hand and buy him a beer.

01-30-2009, 01:26 AM	#29
jrocslider Premium Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: SATX Age: 23 Posts: 1,250 Trader Rating: (3) Rides Gallery: jrocslider	i read them all for the past hour. i haven't laughed that much at shit online in a long time. __________________

01-30-2009, 01:41 AM	#30
tamiya_s2000 Leaky Injector Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Richmond BC Posts: 84 Trader Rating: (1)	"whats up?" "your cholesterol" LOL fuckin troll... damn long read.. who actually read the whole page? __________________ 輝くヘタクソの星 - Nsh.

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