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Old 01-30-2009, 01:44 AM   #31
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i did hahaha

it took like a damn hour.
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:52 AM   #32
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fuck you all, trick ass bustaz
lmfao "trickass captaincrunch bustah"

wtf is "gumpass" ?

hahahahaha TRICKAZZ SHOE LEMON
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:02 AM   #33
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LOL this is way to good.

and my fav so far, just like above^

"thas jus how i roll u trickass captaincrunch bustah"

lmfao
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Old 01-30-2009, 06:10 AM   #34
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3236277050....Is she serious? And ppl wonder how this shit happens. I have to piss really bad and reading this page isn't making it any easier. Neither is married with children.
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:39 AM   #35
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:49 AM   #36
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:05 AM   #37
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yousz trollin! LOL good asss read man, I'm still not done. The cybersex got me
gurl.. i'z just freaky like dat. u know u likez it. a little blud neva hurt nobody.

do u havez a yunga sista? maybe we can all getz freaky 2getha
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:11 AM   #38
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:25 AM   #39
 
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maybee we'z can all freakay 2getha then.. i dont mind a lil dickplay as long as u dere 2 keep me hard likez a 4th grade math test.


Her:
WOW THATS GROSS


Me:
NAW NAW, once u get passed da fractions, it gets easier n shit. remember dat the numerator goes ova da denoninator is all.
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I've never honestly laughed out loud before... I was crying after this.


Edit: Then I called the guy who put up his number and told him he had his own website, lol.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:25 AM   #40
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ROFL, cant stop laughing
"thas jus howz i roll, gurl.

pazazzle-zazzle!"
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:07 AM   #41
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Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Sofa King funny and stupid!! Funniest shit I have read in a while LOL!!
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:18 AM   #42
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Oh man, it was so painful trying to read these posts. It's still pure hilarity and the "cybersex" girl kinda was cute. I had to show this to co-workers...they are wondering why I'm laughing so much. Thank goodness it's Friday and it's chill in the office.

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hey whats up

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Your cholesterol.

WTFFFFF
That part had me ROLLING lol
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:21 AM   #43
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Aside from being hard as hell to read, this was actually kinda funny.
Seems to be a bit of extra effort for a cheap laugh, but funny... I bet his parents beat him often.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:23 AM   #44
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yup, im laughing so hard at work, getting an ab workout! lucky my boss is at a meeting and its chill here too haha
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Old 01-30-2009, 12:09 PM   #45
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Chocolate alligator wrestling is the only way to fly kites with Burt Reynold's car."

lol priceless
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:36 PM   #46
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hahahaha.

man this is great.
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:23 PM   #47
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comedy! the cybersex part was so wrong, lol
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:35 PM   #48
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"sumthinz wrong wit yo A key on yo keyboard, u fukkin trickass bustah''

classic.
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:40 PM   #49
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oOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah

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Old 01-30-2009, 04:43 PM   #50
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

"gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean?"
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:44 PM   #51
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My brain hurts from reading that...
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:04 PM   #52
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gurl, i wantz ta crawl inside yo roast beef curtains n sheet

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Old 01-30-2009, 05:06 PM   #53
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:29 PM   #54
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Dammit I just read it all, wish there was more hahaha.
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:59 PM   #55
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who is this


Click the image to open in full size. My response:
Lakendra gurl, u talk to leeroy lately?


Click the image to open in full size. Her:
u got the wrong person i dont know a leeroy


Click the image to open in full size. Me:
gurl, u stragith up trippin. LEEROY... ya know? small boo?


Click the image to open in full size. Her:
no u trippin i live in pomona i dont know him u got the wrong person


Click the image to open in full size. Me:
So how's Leeroy doin. Tell him Im still doin fine an shyt


Click the image to open in full size. Her:
how can i tell somebody that if i dont know him


Click the image to open in full size. Me:
iS LEEROY TREATIN U GOOD? TELL HIM BOUT DA ICECREAM CHAIR... HE'LL KNOW WUT I MEAN LOLz


Click the image to open in full size. Her:
ARE U NOT COMPRHENDIN I DONT GO WIT NO FUCKIN LEEROY


Click the image to open in full size. Me:
LET ME NO WEN U 2 ARE GOIN OUT 2 DA CLUB SOME TIME. I'LL HAV 2 TAG ALONG


Click the image to open in full size. Her:
whatever i dont know u or no mothafuckin leeroy so bick back


Click the image to open in full size. Me:
so wut u been up 2 lately?


Click the image to open in full size. Her:
bye


Click the image to open in full size. Me:
why wont u tellz me how u doin?


Click the image to open in full size. Her:
i dont know u i told u u got the wrong person


Click the image to open in full size. Me:
I jus wanna meet some new friends n shyt. What u like 2 do for fuN? Im into music, movies, readin magazines myself.

Lakendra


Click the image to open in full size. Her:
then y u didnt say that from the jump start


Click the image to open in full size. Me:
sorry gurl. so wut u up 2?


Click the image to open in full size. Her:
nothin at the house posted


Click the image to open in full size. Me:
werd gurl. U tawk 2 Leeroy at all lately?


Click the image to open in full size. Her:
WHO DA FUCK IS LEEROY I TOLD U I AINT WHO U THINK I AM DAMN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WIT U GIRL
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Old 01-30-2009, 06:49 PM   #56
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HOLLAcaust
HOLLAday Inn
HOLLAPATROL
HOLLA Mavel Tov

but this is prolly the best one

Message she sent me:
hey whats up


My response:
Your cholesterol.


Her:
so what you doing


Me:
nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez


Her:
ooo
so whats your name??


Me:
Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl?


Her:
im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top


Me:
hawt!


Her:
you are mad sexy


Me:
thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick?


Her:
ya baby


Me:
touch it. it wont bite gurl.


Her:
lol i wish i could


Me:
i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt

She didn't write back, so I wrote her another message after a day or so.


Me:
C'mon jiggles, let's party!

Her:

Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same...


Me:


Her:
hey baby whats up


Me:
Your cholesterol.

Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before?


Her:
so what you doing


Me:
Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?


Her:
um im just sittin in ma room and playin on ma laptop


Me:
I fucking hate you so much.

She reads the message but doesn't respond. A few days pass.


Her:
hey baby whats up


Me:
Your cholesterol.


Her:
so what you doing babie


Me:
Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?


Her:
you are so hot i want to just fuck you babie
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LMAO I can't believe I read through all of those "what's up? your cholesterol"
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:36 PM   #58
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That was hilarious....
sandwich....lol
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:39 PM   #59
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"i'm wise to your games, trickster"

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cuz tha dog soda rowboat dunkers dont holla at tha roofbacon

Her:
so u saying that im not cute

^how did she come to that conclusion? good shit.
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lmfao this guy is going to get rich off of this.

I'm changing my title to "corn flake trickass buhsta"

because I'm only semi-original.

I was like, "How do people read the whole thing?"
Next thing I know, I'm done with the page, haha.
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