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Bubbles · 01-27-2009, 08:18 PM

Shouldn't you be in my thread doing something constructive with your life?

BoroDrifter · 01-27-2009, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManoNegra

I got a ShamWOW, picks up water great
but yeah, doesn't really dry
great from drying the dog and cats though...

Is it just coincidence that as I read this an Oxy-Clean commercial came on in the living room?

xblack240x · 01-27-2009, 08:55 PM

Haha now I feel even better that I talked people into getting the shamwow. Haha. But when everyone got it they were mad at me cause as mentioned already, its great for picking up liquids, not so great for actual drying purposes. Anywho, I'll just make them all read this and maybe they'll feel better. Haha interesting read none the less.

itz_jOw3 · 01-27-2009, 09:35 PM

Why buy Sham Wow...

When you can go to a china man and buy a FAM FOW or KUNG POW for half the price !!

LMFAO !!

driven_ · 01-27-2009, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xblack240x

Haha now I feel even better that I talked people into getting the shamwow. Haha. But when everyone got it they were mad at me cause as mentioned already, its great for picking up liquids, not so great for actual drying purposes. Anywho, I'll just make them all read this and maybe they'll feel better. Haha interesting read none the less.

scammer! haha.
i use AQUADRY or whatever its called.
works like a charm.

driven_ · 01-27-2009, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itz_jOw3

Why buy Sham Wow...

When you can go to a china man and buy a FAM FOW or KUNG POW for half the price !!

LMFAO !!

racist/stereotypical comment.

nontheless made me chuckle.

kingkilburn · 01-28-2009, 12:12 AM

The head set is for the PA system at his live shows(at the fair or what ever).
That doesn't explain why he's wearing it in the commercial though.

*Dirty Habit* · 01-28-2009, 12:59 AM

ayuaddict · 01-28-2009, 01:32 AM

there is a church of Scientology right by this certain road where i like to drive.

one day, i managed to crack my radiator.

i pulled into the first parking lot i see.

lo and behold, the church of scientology, now with green water all over their nice rock lookin driveway dealio.

*revat619* · 01-28-2009, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Habit

that is EPIC! hahahahahaahahahah

ESmorz · 01-28-2009, 05:10 AM

Well it's obvious the guy is a fucking idiot, so I will never buy anything he endorses.

vin diesel · 01-28-2009, 08:12 AM

it says you can buy it in stores, but i saw it at a local supermarket

***PHLIP*** · 01-28-2009, 08:26 AM

I am not sure I can fully believe this story...
A few months ago, another moderator and I were discussing the church of scientology and how they ruin lives of people who manage to escape the asylum.
EVERY TIME, EVERY SINGLE TIME, the person was harassed, sued, drained to the point of being poor and destitute, and was eventually "allowed back into the church," but was eventually found dead in some gruesome fashion, one woman was found in a bathtub where she had to have been, already dead, for WEEKS, her body being eaten by the cockroaches.
I say all this to say that if he REALLY had a beef with the church of scientology, he would be ruined and/or dead, not selling ShamWOW or nut cutters or whatever that thing is.
/opinion.

Kn1ves · 01-28-2009, 09:29 AM

Have you guys even seen the SlapChop infomercials?

It is quite possibly the best infomercial EVER

YouTube - Vince with Slap Chop (Long version)

"You're gonna love my nuts"

TravisSW · 01-28-2009, 10:28 AM

Make American skinny again one slap at a time.

ROFL
And zomg, I totally do want one of those now though.

xs240 · 01-28-2009, 10:33 AM

church of scientology is an anti-christ organization for the rich and famous haha.

*slider2828* · 01-28-2009, 10:43 AM

I use an absorber too! dries too well for waxing though a little

*amdnivram* · 01-28-2009, 11:05 AM

imma go buy one of these once i get out of class hahaha

*DALAZ_68* · 01-28-2009, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vin diesel

it says you can buy it in stores, but i saw it at a local supermarket

exactly...you can buy in stores...last i checked the supermarket is a type of store...

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHLIP

I am not sure I can fully believe this story...
A few months ago, another moderator and I were discussing the church of scientology and how they ruin lives of people who manage to escape the asylum.
EVERY TIME, EVERY SINGLE TIME, the person was harassed, sued, drained to the point of being poor and destitute, and was eventually "allowed back into the church," but was eventually found dead in some gruesome fashion, one woman was found in a bathtub where she had to have been, already dead, for WEEKS, her body being eaten by the cockroaches.
I say all this to say that if he REALLY had a beef with the church of scientology, he would be ruined and/or dead, not selling ShamWOW or nut cutters or whatever that thing is.
/opinion.

maybe he's to public/to known to be offed...

*Otto347* · 01-28-2009, 02:04 PM

Lol kind of a funny story. Not sure if its 100% true.

But was that the movie they would show previews for on TV with the donkey and shit?

He made that fucking movie? I never saw it but will watch now!

*future240* · 01-28-2009, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHLIP

I am not sure I can fully believe this story...
A few months ago, another moderator and I were discussing the church of scientology and how they ruin lives of people who manage to escape the asylum.
EVERY TIME, EVERY SINGLE TIME, the person was harassed, sued, drained to the point of being poor and destitute, and was eventually "allowed back into the church," but was eventually found dead in some gruesome fashion, one woman was found in a bathtub where she had to have been, already dead, for WEEKS, her body being eaten by the cockroaches.
I say all this to say that if he REALLY had a beef with the church of scientology, he would be ruined and/or dead, not selling ShamWOW or nut cutters or whatever that thing is.
/opinion.

WHAAAAAAT???

This might be a story he concocted in order to sell more shamwows. I think he is just another business man, just trying to make some cash. i wouldnt buy his sham-wow or nut grabbers or any other shit he sells.

*revat619* · 01-28-2009, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kn1ves

Have you guys even seen the SlapChop infomercials?

It is quite possibly the best infomercial EVER

YouTube - Vince with Slap Chop (Long version)

"You're gonna love my nuts"

OMG. He had to know what he was saying.

"the reason you're gonna be slapping away everyday is because its so easy to clean."

hahahahaha

ZilviaKid · 01-28-2009, 04:04 PM

itz_jOw3 · 01-28-2009, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirty habit

lmfao !!!!!!!

This made me bust up laughing hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Good shit man !!

***PHLIP*** · 01-28-2009, 09:25 PM

From the movie:
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xblack240x Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Bay Area Posts: 532 Trader Rating: (1)	Haha now I feel even better that I talked people into getting the shamwow. Haha. But when everyone got it they were mad at me cause as mentioned already, its great for picking up liquids, not so great for actual drying purposes. Anywho, I'll just make them all read this and maybe they'll feel better. Haha interesting read none the less.

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