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Old 01-02-2009, 08:56 PM   #1
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You know you're getting fat when...
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you know you're getting fat when....

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you know you're getting fat when your girlfriend goes to give you a blowjob in the shower and you cant see her doing it.
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:23 PM   #7
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:34 PM   #8
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haha i like this thread.
i do that but normally because i don't wake up until like noon

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