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*shishcabobers* · 01-07-2009, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubbles

Wait..........what?

Bubbles is like a name of an obese african american stripper.

"hai i iz bubbles"

Bubbles · 01-07-2009, 02:35 PM

Are there black people in Canada?

VROOOM · 01-07-2009, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian

I run/jog sometimes.
Other than that, nope.
I'm thinking of playing hockey again.

me too, i got my hands on some goalie gear. if your serious pm me.

*Brian* · 01-07-2009, 02:49 PM

My brother is starting tonight at Coast 2 Coast in Huntington.
I was going to play, but I feel WAY too out of shape to even attempt it.

I got a 10 minute lesson on the last 5 years of the hockey world when I went to the pro shop at Glacial last month.

So different now.

*Dirty Habit* · 01-07-2009, 03:12 PM

I played hockey for 18 years. Turned down a scholarship to play college. Tore up my knee really badly that next year in a pickup game. Not allowed to play anymore, I rollerblade and go ice skating with my broad occasionally, but I wish I could play again. By far the most fun sport to play out there.

Dorifto89 · 01-07-2009, 04:36 PM

Man, fat people suck.

*karl wasabi* · 01-07-2009, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian

hahah SLURPEE thread.

damn, I just was there the other day

new flavour this month

some kind of blue mountain dew thing.

Might have to come out of retirement for this...

DO IT!!! It's been warm enough for a Slurpee recently.

You know you're getting fat when you fall asleep every time you sit down on a couch.

A Spec Products · 01-07-2009, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karl wasabi

You know you're getting fat when you fall asleep every time you sit down on a couch.

No, that's when you know you are getting old

I fell asleep recently on the couch after eating a big meal, first time ever, knew I was getting old haha

*karl wasabi* · 01-07-2009, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Spec Products

No, that's when you know you are getting old

I fell asleep recently on the couch after eating a big meal, first time ever, knew I was getting old haha

Damn. I must be getting old too then. haha. I seem to fall asleep whenever I sit on a couch for more than 20 mins. I guess school just causes a great lack of sleep.

*future240* · 01-07-2009, 07:50 PM

when you daydream about food.

For about three days I have been daydreaming about eating wings

*Om1kron* · 01-07-2009, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian

My brother is starting tonight at Coast 2 Coast in Huntington.
I was going to play, but I feel WAY too out of shape to even attempt it.

I got a 10 minute lesson on the last 5 years of the hockey world when I went to the pro shop at Glacial last month.

So different now.

derailment : speaking of hockey

Datsyuk is the fucking shit!!! This is like hockey's equivalent of a cross over.

YouTube - Pavel Datsuk's Famous Shootout Move Brought to 09!!!!!

mad skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillz

go red wings

back on topic...

you know you're fat when you eat a half of a large bag of doritos before you go out to eat, order a bunch of food just to take home and snack on later since you ran out of doritos lol.

nor-caljdm · 01-07-2009, 10:45 PM

i know i am getting fat when I eat mexican and pho for 2 weeks straight
hahah

keistyle · 01-07-2009, 10:50 PM

when you just ate your ass off.
then see fresh warm food.. . and say
'damn that looks good'
then you proceed to eat some.
dammit

keistyle · 01-07-2009, 10:51 PM

私は脂肪午前 >

jimmytango00 · 01-07-2009, 10:58 PM

when you plug in your phone charger and notice you have peanut butter smeared on your fingers.

*NISMO_tuner* · 01-08-2009, 04:21 AM

when you fill up in a buffet and get hungry again 10 mins after you leave

*downshift_sideways* · 01-08-2009, 04:30 AM

your girlfriend doesnt go down on you so muchh.......

when your hitting it doggy style and you gotta suck in your gut or pull it up to go an inch deeper in that bitch!

hahahahaaa

StalinDrift123 · 01-08-2009, 05:25 AM

When you can't get into a bucket seat!!!

*DALAZ_68* · 01-08-2009, 12:11 PM

when your feet widen out everytime you step

stiizy · 01-08-2009, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keistyle

私は脂肪午前 >

are you really??

just work out bro

*future240* · 01-08-2009, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keistyle

私は脂肪午前 >

Quote:

Originally Posted by stiizy

are you really??

just work out bro

Mind translating that?

*karl wasabi* · 01-08-2009, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StalinDrift123

When you can't get into a bucket seat!!!

What's up a million posts ago...

*karl wasabi* · 01-08-2009, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by future240

Mind translating that?

It translates, "I am very fat"

THE PROPHET · 01-08-2009, 12:57 PM

When your standing up and your doing the tippy toe-gargoyle stance with one foot.
....a lot of my heavier friends to it...haha

wow-thats-a-cool-car · 01-08-2009, 02:15 PM

You know your fat when you change you last name to your favorite food....Karl lol

*karl wasabi* · 01-08-2009, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wow-thats-a-cool-car

You know your fat when you change you last name to your favorite food....Karl lol

WTF? Wasabi is not my last name. haha. AND...it isn't a food. It's a goddamn root! lol.

S14TEENZ · 01-08-2009, 02:26 PM

When u get kicked out of a ALL-U-CAN-EAT-BUFFET...

hopefully know one said that one yet...not lookin thru 6 pages of this...my stomach already hurts from laughin thru the first 3 pages..

don_bagz · 01-10-2009, 11:20 AM

when you're driving a dodge magnum and make it look like a mini cooper..

01-07-2009, 02:49 PM	#154
Brian Been in this since Jan. 2003 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: long beach california Age: 25 Posts: 10,408 Trader Rating: (37) Rides Gallery: Brian	My brother is starting tonight at Coast 2 Coast in Huntington. I was going to play, but I feel WAY too out of shape to even attempt it. I got a 10 minute lesson on the last 5 years of the hockey world when I went to the pro shop at Glacial last month. So different now. __________________ http://bhworld.wordpress.com/ I deal WEDS Wheels if you want them....

01-07-2009, 03:12 PM	#155
Dirty Habit Premium Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,771 Trader Rating: (1) Rides Gallery: Dirty Habit	I played hockey for 18 years. Turned down a scholarship to play college. Tore up my knee really badly that next year in a pickup game. Not allowed to play anymore, I rollerblade and go ice skating with my broad occasionally, but I wish I could play again. By far the most fun sport to play out there. __________________ 1982 280zx Turbo

01-07-2009, 10:58 PM	#165
jimmytango00 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Age: 25 Posts: 1,683 Trader Rating: (10)	when you plug in your phone charger and notice you have peanut butter smeared on your fingers. __________________ "I also saw someone had bottled air from hurricane katrina for sale on ebay..."

01-08-2009, 04:21 AM	#166
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01-08-2009, 04:30 AM	#167
downshift_sideways No Limit Soldier. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hayward CA, San Gabriel CA Age: 23 Posts: 5,514 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: downshift_sideways	your girlfriend doesnt go down on you so muchh....... when your hitting it doggy style and you gotta suck in your gut or pull it up to go an inch deeper in that bitch! hahahahaaa __________________ allntrlundrgrnd: "you never really appreciate your parents fridge until you look into your own and its full of condiments only"

01-07-2009, 02:35 PM	#152
Bubbles Nissanaholic! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Midwest Posts: 2,011 Trader Rating: (0)	Are there black people in Canada?

01-07-2009, 04:36 PM	#156
Dorifto89 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Like an electron. Posts: 409 Trader Rating: (0)	Man, fat people suck.

01-07-2009, 10:45 PM	#162
nor-caljdm Leaky Injector Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: nor cal Posts: 112 Trader Rating: (0)	i know i am getting fat when I eat mexican and pho for 2 weeks straight hahah

01-07-2009, 10:50 PM	#163
keistyle Zilvia Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: rancho cucamonga, ca Age: 19 Posts: 821 Trader Rating: (3)	when you just ate your ass off. then see fresh warm food.. . and say 'damn that looks good' then you proceed to eat some. dammit

01-07-2009, 10:51 PM	#164
keistyle Zilvia Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: rancho cucamonga, ca Age: 19 Posts: 821 Trader Rating: (3)	私は脂肪午前 >

01-08-2009, 05:25 AM	#168
StalinDrift123 BANNED Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Costa Mesa Age: 22 Posts: 181 Trader Rating: (0)	When you can't get into a bucket seat!!!

01-08-2009, 12:11 PM	#169
DALAZ_68 The Cook Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los angeles Age: 23 Posts: 9,861 Trader Rating: (77)	when your feet widen out everytime you step __________________ LOL 240... my seller review thread XBL GT : Wh0pp3r68

01-08-2009, 12:57 PM	#174
THE PROPHET Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: covina, california Age: 21 Posts: 389 Trader Rating: (1)	When your standing up and your doing the tippy toe-gargoyle stance with one foot. ....a lot of my heavier friends to it...haha __________________ My Avatar is the Avatar.....

01-08-2009, 02:15 PM	#175
wow-thats-a-cool-car Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Torrance (Socal/down at the beach) Posts: 2,351 Trader Rating: (1)	You know your fat when you change you last name to your favorite food....Karl lol __________________ I Weld Diff's PM me

01-08-2009, 02:26 PM	#177
S14TEENZ Zilvia Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: MD Posts: 275 Trader Rating: (0)	When u get kicked out of a ALL-U-CAN-EAT-BUFFET... hopefully know one said that one yet...not lookin thru 6 pages of this...my stomach already hurts from laughin thru the first 3 pages.. __________________

01-10-2009, 11:20 AM	#178
don_bagz Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Colton in SanBernardoo (socal) Age: 23 Posts: 1,053 Trader Rating: (10)	when you're driving a dodge magnum and make it look like a mini cooper..

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