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Mi Beardo es Loco · 01-03-2009, 03:41 PM

when you find yourself staring aimlessly into the fridge right after dinner.

me last night.

xtheenderx · 01-03-2009, 04:06 PM

you know your fat when you buy edible underwear.

you know your fat when your tits leave crease marks around your stomach. :P

dmragecm · 01-03-2009, 04:48 PM

when your stomach jiggles from brushing your teeth.

*onepuff* · 01-03-2009, 04:54 PM

When you pull a sock out of your bellybutton

juice.def · 01-03-2009, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongGrain

that could also be said for just about anyone in college

or alcoholic mmmm cold beer

*downshift_sideways* · 01-03-2009, 05:11 PM

...you lie about your weight on your identification card/drivers license.

*future240* · 01-03-2009, 07:08 PM

When your sweat is greasy

driven_ · 01-03-2009, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by downshift_sideways

...you lie about your weight on your identification card/drivers license.

caught me again.. darn..

...when you lose soap bars in the shower.

MrBrightSide · 01-03-2009, 07:35 PM

.......when you put on a pair of tight jeans and fart, it looks like a rat ran down your leg

BoostSlideWayz · 01-03-2009, 07:35 PM

You Know Your Getting Fat When You Start To masturbate To The Food Channel.

*DALAZ_68* · 01-03-2009, 07:57 PM

u know ur fat when IN n Outs secret menu isnt so secret to you

u know ur fat when u know what a McGang Bang is from Mcdonalds

*future240* · 01-03-2009, 08:05 PM

when you know the names of people at a fast food resturant

*DALAZ_68* · 01-03-2009, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by future240

when you know the names of people at a fast food resturant

when those people know ur order by heart

*florante rea* · 01-03-2009, 09:27 PM

when you can't see you cock and balls?

jimmytango00 · 01-03-2009, 10:14 PM

when you take small bites of your hamburger cause you dont want it to finish.

***ThatGuy*** · 01-03-2009, 10:25 PM

...when you strip the whole interior out of your 240 to make it faster, but when you sit in it, it still weighs more than stock.

BOROSUN · 01-04-2009, 03:01 AM

when ppl poke your stomach expecting you to giggle.

bahaha my lil brother.

*DataXUnknown* · 01-04-2009, 03:18 AM

when your button breaks on your jeans

the belt you put on to hold up your buttonless jeans breaks as well

^true story...=\ and im a cross country runner! 10 miles is easy for me =)

JRas · 01-04-2009, 03:23 AM

when your BMI ( Body Mass Index ) classifies you as overweight or obese?
Calculate your BMI - Standard BMI Calculator

Obesity in America

idnthav1 · 01-04-2009, 03:57 AM

........your friends ask you if you want their leftovers!

......you eat the melted cheese off the wrapper and it brings a smile to your face!!

aziankingz · 01-04-2009, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JRas

when your BMI ( Body Mass Index ) classifies you as overweight or obese?
Calculate your BMI - Standard BMI Calculator

Obesity in America

you bastard..you gotta ruin this thread with this calculator..

you know youre fat when you step into an elevator with people in it and it sinks down and everyone just stares at you..

*karl wasabi* · 01-04-2009, 04:08 AM

You know your fat when your relatives start saying you are fat.

When you get winded from walking up stairs.

When you start buying bigger clothes.

repda916 · 01-04-2009, 04:09 AM

when you reply to this thread while eating a big ass cookie from the casino.

*karl wasabi* · 01-04-2009, 04:11 AM

You know you're fat when you are the last one eating at the dinner table.

*ericcastro* · 01-04-2009, 01:05 PM

You know your fat when you start wearing darker colored shirts.

I have cut soda out and will start running this week

*cc4usmc* · 01-04-2009, 01:09 PM

You know you're fat when your myspace only has pics of your face.

You know you're fat when you label yourself as a bbw/bbm on your craigslist casual encounters ad.

You know you're fat when your breasts and rolls double as musical instruments.

sillyvia13 · 01-04-2009, 02:12 PM

when you roll out of bed not sit up...
when you turn over to stand.. up.

*qwikspool* · 01-04-2009, 03:51 PM

when you wear your XL shirts and it fits like a baby tee.

*enkei2k* · 01-04-2009, 07:30 PM

when you take up more than 2 seats on the bus/train/airplane/etc...

The Chad · 01-04-2009, 07:42 PM

.......when your girlfriend gets you a gym membership for Christmas because she says you used to be so much more "tone", now you get out of breath tying your shoes.

01-03-2009, 04:06 PM	#62
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01-04-2009, 03:01 AM	#77
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01-04-2009, 04:11 AM	#84
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