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skylove · 01-02-2009, 10:34 PM

When you have to buy a bigger bucket seat

Enna · 01-02-2009, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civilized_drifter

when you look down and you can't see your dick

when the joke "find your penis for a dollar!, find your penis!" offends you

midnight zenki · 01-02-2009, 11:00 PM

When you get kidney punched at work and feel it reverberate through your midsection

*Blurryeyes* · 01-02-2009, 11:18 PM

.... you fart while reaching for coins on the floor

MikeisNissan · 01-02-2009, 11:26 PM

:gluttony:

dolphin · 01-02-2009, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlideWell

when your riding in a car and you feel your chest jiggle over bumpy roads.
time to fuckin work out again!

I feel ya on this one, LOL! its pretty annoying at times, but oh well!

*cserrano86* · 01-02-2009, 11:56 PM

When you sweat while watching sports on TV...

HyperTek · 01-02-2009, 11:59 PM

you know your getting fat when you got rolls on the back of your head!!

driven_ · 01-03-2009, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlideWell

when your riding in a car and you feel your chest jiggle over bumpy roads.
time to fuckin work out again!

oh, you make me cry.

simplistek · 01-03-2009, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skylove

When you have to buy a bigger bucket seat

damnit. so true. and i love my Bride too. =/

i need to run 5 miles a day.

*Om1kron* · 01-03-2009, 01:23 AM

when you feel your man tit touch your ribs sitting down.

when you sit down and your underwear folds.

when the part of your stomach that sits above your belt buckle looks like a croissant.

*Om1kron* · 01-03-2009, 01:24 AM

when you post in this thread while eating gumbo!

Matej · 01-03-2009, 02:15 AM

You know you're fat when you...

blueshark123 · 01-03-2009, 02:52 AM

when u drive ur 240 and ur car scrapes on stock suspension lol

*zylvia213* · 01-03-2009, 02:57 AM

you know you're fat when the creases of the skin on your neck turn dark brown or black.....

thesimpleS13 · 01-03-2009, 03:49 AM

when there's an earthquake for every step you take.

deadstock40 · 01-03-2009, 03:53 AM

when you can hide things under your man tits..

*downshift_sideways* · 01-03-2009, 03:58 AM

....when you look down and you can't see your penis!

*downshift_sideways* · 01-03-2009, 04:00 AM

fuck someone took that already..

were all fat ass's...

fuck fuck fuck.

*xpertsnowcarver* · 01-03-2009, 04:05 AM

you know your fat when you get tired peeling an orange.

when you nearly possess your own gravitational pull.

when the only thing you can peel is the wrapper off a candy bar.

when you need to use deodorant under more than just your pits...

*downshift_sideways* · 01-03-2009, 04:08 AM

when you sit down to take a shit, and your ass cheeks squeeze and your shit comes out like a slurpie....

luckvx · 01-03-2009, 04:22 AM

you know your getting fat when you look like me

*xpertsnowcarver* · 01-03-2009, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by downshift_sideways

when you sit down to take a shit, and your ass cheeks squeeze and your shit comes out like a slurpie....

hahaha, omg.. u sat there for the last 8 minutes to think of one didn't you! +rep for u if it still existed.

*downshift_sideways* · 01-03-2009, 04:32 AM

^hahahahah.

I did no lie...

glad I've been hitting the gym lately.lmao!

Dr. Acula · 01-03-2009, 05:39 AM

You know your fat when you.... I'll answer this when I get back. Ima go get something to eat.

*jskateborders* · 01-03-2009, 11:30 AM

when the staff at all you can eat buffets gets annoyed with you

juice.def · 01-03-2009, 03:09 PM

when you have a mini fridge by your bed..

mateoo · 01-03-2009, 03:30 PM

when you discuss the Cool Ranch vs Nacho cheese doritos thread

*future240* · 01-03-2009, 03:34 PM

when you masturbate to cooking shows

LongGrain · 01-03-2009, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juice.def

when you have a mini fridge by your bed..

that could also be said for just about anyone in college

01-02-2009, 10:34 PM	#31
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downshift_sideways No Limit Soldier. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hayward CA, San Gabriel CA Age: 23 Posts: 5,514 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: downshift_sideways	fuck someone took that already.. were all fat ass's... fuck fuck fuck. __________________ allntrlundrgrnd: "you never really appreciate your parents fridge until you look into your own and its full of condiments only"

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01-03-2009, 04:08 AM	#51
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01-03-2009, 04:22 AM	#52
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downshift_sideways No Limit Soldier. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hayward CA, San Gabriel CA Age: 23 Posts: 5,514 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: downshift_sideways	^hahahahah. I did no lie... glad I've been hitting the gym lately.lmao! __________________ allntrlundrgrnd: "you never really appreciate your parents fridge until you look into your own and its full of condiments only"

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