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12-22-2008, 05:26 PM
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| Zilvia Junkie   | Quote:
and I came to rock, and If I came to rock then I came talk, and if I came to talk, then I came to walk, I can't be blocked, I got this game on lock, I'm overstocked, now don't be shocked, I thought you knew who I was, I don't need a single applaus, breaking the laws without a cause, running the streets without a pause, nor probable cause, to create havoc, you can't have it, I'm unstoppable and untraceable, i sit pretty while your left miserable, looking down on life, while I'm high on life, hi haters to your own despise, sticking like shit on flies, a loser without a prize, that sits and cries, because he can't rise like the wise, and its likewise, knots and ties. you can't see me, I'm a real emceee, not sold out on mtv. dj slideshow aka anthony. reping the bay, we see dead bodies everyday, cities surrounded by water is where I play, I don't hesistate to spray, a clip, while I'm hitting the strip, taking out your memory chips. I run this shit. It's the bay, from sac town to san jose, catch me on the flip, and point the way to your grave, you best behave, or you'll end up in a cold case file with your upside down smile, I'm too versatile, when I freestyle, but that's the only free you'll ever get, I'll put you out like a cigarrette, test me, and you'll be left with a sillouweete, gone vanished, into mid air, no one would care, your a nobody anyways, like bush on president's day. i infiltrated the system, but sorry esmorz anthony just left. you just missed him, welcome to downshift_sideways mind, I hope to see you bitches in January 2009. I'm out this thread forever. stay up homies. PZ. | |
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09-22-2009, 02:22 PM
| #422 |
| I like the tuna here.   | I wonder what the fuck happened to this thread? I was waiting for replies, shit turns up dead. Well anyway Im'a bring it back to life so let's begin the operation under the knife turn up the sedative so we can begin the surgery to revive this thread, throw it in the nursery. I brought it back to life, no doubt about that I clearly showed this thread to route to come back it's coming back to town like jolly St. Nick bringing you some presents and a jolly old kick in the ass to get you movin and posting in here I know you've got some lyrics that we all wanna hear Where's stiizy? He ain't gone is he? Mr. Rap King better come back or we'll all call him chicken, come face the attack |
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09-22-2009, 02:29 PM
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| Good touch/Bad touch  | Well shit I guess I'll give this a try even tho im white im pretty fuckin fly you'd see mad bitches all up on this guy but Im broke as a joke and that ain't no lie Fuckin economy sucks like a cock-loving guy cant pay mah bills or put gas in mah ride I blame Bush No wait, hes gone I blame that other guy |
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09-22-2009, 04:18 PM
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| So I slide.or Crashed..I Think  | SexPanda Gave this a try, talking about about economy, and some cock sucking guy, thought this was suppose to be a couple lines now I am typing like a bitch that is droppin the dime, Bring this thread back to life, and lets cause some F%^&'n Strife...
__________________  1990 Nissan 300ZX 2+2 2009 Nissan Altima 2.5S Secret Society ~ DRIFTER'S DO IT SIDEWAYS ~ |
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09-22-2009, 04:35 PM
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| BANNED  | yo yo yo all your freestyles are gay everytime time u eat lays i try to freestyle and all i think of is is your shitty rhymes cause you eat turds like that dude squidwurd committing crimes is lame like your moms fat ass in a picture frame im done with this rap yo i gotta go so dont even try to top my flow understand? po po? |
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09-22-2009, 04:37 PM
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| I like the tuna here. | Life and strife is such a typical rhyme inexperienced rappers use it all the time but it's all good, 'cause you're unaware that's why I'm here with the knowledge I share pay attention 'cause this moment is rare I sure hope that you had the time to prepare your pen and paper; take your notes with care Did you see what I did there? Now my rant is over, and my anger is gone I'd like to see some more lyrics I can laugh upon So bring it please, but wait in line for corrections Surely I will point out all your imperfections |
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09-22-2009, 04:50 PM
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| So I slide.or Crashed..I Think | So this is the way it's gonna be, Taking you down like a lawyer on a spending spree Never claimed to be a Rapper, just a man, his computer, and alot of laughter You keep bringing this knowledge, Because I ain't paying you no homage I am here to show you the way, to obstain from the world of pain that I are bringing to the table with little knowledge and virtually no game Please give me your correction, but make sure you atleast give me some affection Yes I used some simple ryhmes but thats all I got for these terrible times..
__________________ 1990 Nissan 300ZX 2+2 2009 Nissan Altima 2.5S Secret Society ~ DRIFTER'S DO IT SIDEWAYS ~ |
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09-23-2009, 05:00 PM
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| I like the tuna here. | Quote:
Terrible times is such a shitty excuse For your method of vocabularic misuse You're not a rapper and I'll give you that much It's just that I've got the feeling like the sense of my touch I caress the metaphors, and all fun jokes take good care of them like they're my own folks Affection I will show, but it's less than love there ain't no mistletoe hanging up from above if you do wanna kiss, well that's up to you but I must warn you, thats not what I'm into this rap derived to gay in a matter of lines turned into man kissing within a second of time clearly this idea was not one of mine I extract it from your brain, this you can't decline Now I must go to work, time to stack that cheese I'll be back in a few; I'd like an answer please. | |
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09-23-2009, 05:20 PM
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| So I slide.or Crashed..I Think | Wow I can't believe you went there, far from a world of Norm, to some gay sexual affair Your rap is pretty legit, for someone that seems to like faggits there aint no plants above my door, just some old ass sign that says, S13Teddy loves being my whore. How do you take lines from my mind, and turn them into fantancies of you and Busta Ryhmes. you and Busta better get a Room, But make sure he covers his Mushroom. Don't need my whore thinkin' he needs to please, But fool you caught some Nasty Anal diease. Scratchin, Rubbin, and Drippin, ain't no one gonna be paying for a dip in your Hersey's Nestle Quick So keep that shit Tight, and make Busta wear a Glove tonight!
__________________ 1990 Nissan 300ZX 2+2 2009 Nissan Altima 2.5S Secret Society ~ DRIFTER'S DO IT SIDEWAYS ~ |
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09-24-2009, 02:11 AM
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| I like the tuna here. | Quote:
with this lyrical mess, it'll take more than a mop but I'll clean it up, I always deal with disasters like this Some clorox bleach, mr. clean, ain't no spot's I'll miss First of all, you misspelled "fantasies" Next time, use the proper spelling please As a kid, I always won those spelling bees That's why I rap with so much expertise. Busta Rhymes.. we know that he "loves his bitch" and by the looks of his video, it's some young black witch That's clearly not me, because I'm a white guy In the video, his bitch is clearly a black spy Oh I'll get a room, the one that belongs to your mom and bring back all her memories of the "after prom" Don't worry though, I'll treat her REAL nice I promise I'll call back on those lonely nights First we'll put you to bed, she'll kiss your cheek then it's on brotha! Chica chica skeet skeet! next thing you know, I'm your new dad You'll catch me butt naked cooking pancakes at your pad "Pass the milk, junior" I'll calmly exclaim. Or Phuthanhdanh since you've got my last name! Ok I'll admit that was harsh, 'cause I don't know your mommy I'll take back what I said about her wanting my salami So it's alright, all these words are lost Oh wait, nevermind I had my fingers crossed! | |
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09-24-2009, 02:22 AM
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| Post Whore!   | Red people scare me because they are retired Blue people bed me because they want to get hired Orange people peel like the skin of a snake Purple people steal your babies with a handshake Yellow people are tired of being pissed on Green people are eating your family like Grey Poupon That's like saying pooped on without saying it
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09-24-2009, 02:30 AM
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| Zilvia FREAK!   | jdm poetry look! ESmorz made a rhyme about color this is a haiku
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09-24-2009, 10:50 AM
| #434 | |
| So I slide.or Crashed..I Think | Quote:
Oh I see that you want to War, Better first explore the place you will hit the Floor. So you want to bang on my Spelling I see, No wonder you won these, you ain’t all white, you half Japanese And it’s true Busta does love his little bitch, But it was still you with the Itchy twitch, Covered in Shoe polish, grinding the Fridge. Don’t be ashamed that you rubbing everyone’s bulging ridge, I know it was you standing by the pylon's, It was kind of cute to see you in Fish net Nylon’s.. So don’t be pulling off this ‘I am a White Guy ‘, Because it just made me sigh, And there’s still the fact Busta’s got his hand on your Thigh. Now you want to slam on my mom, you better bring a Hearse, a shovel, and some goo gone. She’s been dead for nearly 3 years, Pretty decayed, frail, dusty, and plagued.. I see you must like the Mung, Jumping on her decomposed Tummy, In search of some cold gooey baby basket rummy.. That’s pretty sick man, Even for you.. But don’t worry Teddy, I got a special surprise for you. I was going to take your Sister out, But to my dismay she had played with your little spout.. How can this be, Mr. I won the Spelling Bee.. That you couldn’t get a girl, So you unfurl this little chick who’s name really isn't Pearl, But rather is just plain Earl.. Wow I am confused and without a clue, And now on to you, I await a promising reply Quick, sharp and do not divided The simple pleasures that incestuous brothers like you pride, Dipping down in your Sister’s hide… But please don’t dread, I am just playing with your head, I am just trying to get myself ahead, In this little golden thread..
__________________ 1990 Nissan 300ZX 2+2 2009 Nissan Altima 2.5S Secret Society ~ DRIFTER'S DO IT SIDEWAYS ~ | |
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11-01-2009, 05:10 PM
| #435 |
| No Limit Soldier.  | Hahaha. That's right bitches, Your boys back from the past, fucks13teddy, I'm freddy that came back, just to burry your ass, I'm a living legend now dont ya forget, I carry the illest rhymes that ever came to this thread, your boys the champion can't no one contend, I'll shatter your dreams and get pinked again... for the shit I said.
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11-02-2009, 01:48 AM
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| Premium Member   | oh shit its the blast from the past, my boy from the bay, downshifting down to socal now its time to spit and play. a legend back and home, a legend in the streets, a new cat down in socal so its time to trick or treat!
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11-02-2009, 03:19 AM
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| Zilvia Addict | damm you guys got the longest TWO lines in history. make sure to hide the rest of this, I wouldnt want your kids to see! This thread is one of the greatest things ever made, I'll hit it so hard that blood will run straight down the leg. she'll ask where I hide the blade and I'll say ......Zilvia.net ,where this shit was made!
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