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Old 01-09-2008, 12:16 PM   #1
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Polish Man Finds Wife Working in Brothel

Polish Man Finds Wife Working in Brothel
Wednesday, January 09, 2008

WARSAW —

A Polish man visiting a brothel was surprised to find his wife working there, Reuters reported.

The woman, who had told her husband she had been working at a store in town to make extra money, Reuters reported.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the Polish tabloid Super Express on Wednesday.

The couple reportedly are getting a divorce.
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amazing
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his wife's a slut.
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:19 PM   #3
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Sooo, does he get hooked up when he goes there?

And also, how did he find her there. Was he there? That must have been awkward.

Husband: OMG Honey what are you doing here!?
Wife: What are YOU doing here!?
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ha..ha, thats great
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Husband: OMG Honey what are you doing here!?
Wife: What are YOU doing here!?
Husband: I asked you first!
im pretty sure it went down like that

she was working at the store.. the meat store

getting filled with polish sausage
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how the fuck does this make news??....did someone call a newspaper to report it?

gotta love the irony tho
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:41 PM   #7
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double negative. they should kiss and make up
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:43 PM   #8
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"HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!?"
"MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!??!"
"DON'T TRY TO TURN THIS AROUND, I ASKED YOU WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING HERE!!!"
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A little exagerrated but something crazier wouldve been that the man falls for this brothel "employee" and leaves his wife to only find out that that "employee" IS his wife.

Also, for the lesser of two evils, at least his wife is MAKING money while his ass is over there spending it.
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haha...that's what he get's for cheating.
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LMFAO!!!! now thats flippin hilarious!!!
what a dumb story...lol

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im pretty sure it went down like that

she was working at the store.. the meat store

getting filled with polish sausage
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Old 01-09-2008, 01:33 PM   #13
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I think he could have noticed something wasnt right by 2 ways. 1. you know what im talking about 2. Her working it like a pro.
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I think he could have noticed something wasnt right by 2 ways. 1. you know what im talking about 2. Her working it like a pro.
Haha...

"Hmmm, Honey.... umm..... do you masturbate??? You got this Roast Beef thing going on"
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amazing
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so is he. at least she's getting paid to do it.
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Shit.....

Hook it up with the family discount.

Yeah that would suck.

How do you explain that shit to the divorce lawyers?
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that is some fucked up shit. wife being a slut and husband looking for some action. two messed up people.
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Also, for the lesser of two evils, at least his wife is MAKING money while his ass is over there spending it.
HaHa, So everytime the husband went to the brothel she had to get an extra "client" to make up the difference lol this whole story is just funny.
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hahahaha hilarious! I wish i could've seen the look on both their faces when they saw each other.
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So whats the difference between that and a porn star? He should have been collecting funds though or bust a ike on that ass! i can picture this though.

husband walks into brothel waiting in a line.
husband-man i dont know which one to go with this time.
Random guy-ahh that girl over there with the blonde hair took down the sausage like a fat kid lovin cake.
husband-wow sounds like someone i know ill try her next.
husband walks up from behind. "hey there good looking
wife turns around cleaning her face.
husband-faints.
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Trying to explain this in court is gonna be awkward...
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i wonder if he even noticed that his wifes sh it started looking like 5 pounds of beat up bubbleicious..
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Sooo, does he get hooked up when he goes there?
he probably has to pay to have sex with his own wife.
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Why the hell you guys keep calling her a slut? She ain't givin it up for free. Which makes her a whore.
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