Danica Patrick shills for milk with a wet upper lip - Zilvia.net Forums | Nissan 240SX (Silvia) and Z (Fairlady) Car Forum

**ZilviaBot** · 05-08-2009, 08:20 PM

05-08-2009 01:42 PM

Filed under: Motorsports, Marketing/Advertising, Celebrities

Danica Patrick "Got Milk?" ad - Click above for high-res images

Got Milk? It's one of the most successful marketing campaigns of all time. IndyCar driver and femme fatale of the front straight, Danica Patrick, has signed on to shill for the bovine beverage in one of those very familiar advertisements that features popular athletes and celebrities with a wet upper lip. Nevermind the fact that milk only sticks to your lip like that if you've got the beginnings of a good mustache going on, or that what's on Danica's lip is probably a gooey special effects paste. If you sense some disdain in my voice, that's probably because I haven't had a glass of milk since 2000 when I read a book in college and the next day stopped eating animals and drinking their fluids. I haven't bought into the "does a body good" argument since a doctor once described the nutritional properties of milk to me as "liquid beef". That's why I always frown when I see another athlete or celebrity holding a glass of milk with a smile that looks like they've gulped a gallon of White Out.

The tagline in Danica's ad is "Refuel", because I guess the Milk Processors of America who pay for the ads would have us believe that Bessy's breast milk has the same restorative powers as Gatorade. The rest of the copy reminds you to eat right, exercise and drink milk, because you're going to be healthy anyway if you do the first two things, so what's a glass of milk going hurt?

NOTE: The hippy propaganda in this post does not represent the views of Autoblog, its parent company or the rest of the Autoblog editorial team who are all blood-dripping-from-the-teeth carnivores and no doubt pouring glasses of 2% right now just to taunt me.

Gallery: Danica Patrick "Got Milk?" ad

[Source: BodybyMilk.com]Danica Patrick shills for milk with a wet upper lip originally appeared on Autoblog on Fri, 08 May 2009 14:42:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

PermalinkÂ*|Â*Email thisÂ*|Â*Comments

More...

**mrmephistopheles** · 05-08-2009, 11:20 PM

Damnit, ZilviaBot, I swear I'm going to stab you if you post another non-Nissan news article in here.

CrazyIvan · 05-09-2009, 12:13 AM

hmmmm.... miiiiiiiiiiiiilk

*DreamN* · 05-09-2009, 12:19 AM

I'd smash.

*GSXRJJordan* · 05-09-2009, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreamN

I'd smash.

Seconded and third'ed.

xdumbxguyx · 05-09-2009, 04:26 AM

4th thru 10th for that lol

kognition · 05-09-2009, 11:01 AM

You dirty dogs.
I'd suck her toes.

CrazyIvan · 05-09-2009, 12:39 PM

Pff... forget her toes I'd suck the milk outta her... lol

*punxva* · 05-09-2009, 02:11 PM

funny thing is... that isn't milk... j/k... but seriously.

I concur with the boning of DP. dont take that out of context hahah

*SexPanda* · 05-09-2009, 04:17 PM

Id put my input shaft into her posi rear end... if you know what I mean.

rubelcon · 05-09-2009, 05:29 PM

not hot. at all.

soreballz · 05-09-2009, 05:41 PM

I don't find her terribly attractive.

*DreamN* · 05-09-2009, 05:53 PM

8 out of 10 (80%) Zilvians (CrazyIvan, DreamN, GSXRJJordan, xdumbxguyx, kognition, punxva, SexPanda, and ZilviaBot -Did find her worthy enough of a thread to post about in a Nissan News only section) feel Danica Patrick is smashable while the remaining 2 (20%), soreballz and rubelcon, do not. Interesting...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia on Homosexuality

A 2006 study suggested that 20% of the population anonymously reported some homosexual feelings, although relatively few participants in the study identified themselves as homosexual.

rubelcon · 05-09-2009, 06:13 PM

Interesting.. now that you mention it she does look more like a man that a woman..

s13tilldeath* · 05-09-2009, 06:28 PM

Haha yea nissan news.....

*ryguy* · 05-10-2009, 12:23 AM

Good thing she looks semi-attractive, cuz she can't drive worth shit.

***S13SilviaGirl*** · 05-10-2009, 03:42 AM

I think she is on the cover of SHAPE this month is a bikini...hahahaha

sideways7 · 05-10-2009, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubelcon

not hot. at all.

*punxva* · 05-12-2009, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreamN

8 out of 10 (80%) Zilvians (CrazyIvan, DreamN, GSXRJJordan, xdumbxguyx, kognition, punxva, SexPanda, and ZilviaBot -Did find her worthy enough of a thread to post about in a Nissan News only section) feel Danica Patrick is smashable while the remaining 2 (20%), soreballz and rubelcon, do not. Interesting...

this man speaks the truth, i don't find her terribly attractive, but she is a decent looking women.

*DALAZ_68* · 05-12-2009, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreamN

I'd smash.

quoted for ur GF

Quote:

Originally Posted by GSXRJJordan

Seconded and third'ed.

Quoted for your GF

Quote:

Originally Posted by kognition

You dirty dogs.
I'd suck her toes.

quoted for your wifey

LOL

on another note...yes...smashable...

*cxlo8331* · 05-12-2009, 01:18 PM

yes i like.

*let5l1de* · 05-12-2009, 10:07 PM

Danicas driving ability (4th at longbeach and in top 10) makes up the difference for mediocre, maybe slightly above average beauty. Andretti thinks likewise...

I'd trade notes with her.

DALAZ_68 please quote for my gf...

05-08-2009, 08:20 PM	#1
ZilviaBot Zilvia.net Bot Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 174 Trader Rating: (0)	Danica Patrick shills for milk with a wet upper lip 05-08-2009 01:42 PM Filed under: Motorsports, Marketing/Advertising, Celebrities Danica Patrick "Got Milk?" ad - Click above for high-res images Got Milk? It's one of the most successful marketing campaigns of all time. IndyCar driver and femme fatale of the front straight, Danica Patrick, has signed on to shill for the bovine beverage in one of those very familiar advertisements that features popular athletes and celebrities with a wet upper lip. Nevermind the fact that milk only sticks to your lip like that if you've got the beginnings of a good mustache going on, or that what's on Danica's lip is probably a gooey special effects paste. If you sense some disdain in my voice, that's probably because I haven't had a glass of milk since 2000 when I read a book in college and the next day stopped eating animals and drinking their fluids. I haven't bought into the "does a body good" argument since a doctor once described the nutritional properties of milk to me as "liquid beef". That's why I always frown when I see another athlete or celebrity holding a glass of milk with a smile that looks like they've gulped a gallon of White Out. The tagline in Danica's ad is "Refuel", because I guess the Milk Processors of America who pay for the ads would have us believe that Bessy's breast milk has the same restorative powers as Gatorade. The rest of the copy reminds you to eat right, exercise and drink milk, because you're going to be healthy anyway if you do the first two things, so what's a glass of milk going hurt? NOTE: The hippy propaganda in this post does not represent the views of Autoblog, its parent company or the rest of the Autoblog editorial team who are all blood-dripping-from-the-teeth carnivores and no doubt pouring glasses of 2% right now just to taunt me. Gallery: Danica Patrick "Got Milk?" ad [Source: BodybyMilk.com]Danica Patrick shills for milk with a wet upper lip originally appeared on Autoblog on Fri, 08 May 2009 14:42:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds. PermalinkÂ\|ÂEmail thisÂ\|ÂComments More...

05-09-2009, 12:19 AM	#4
DreamN Premium Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SoCal (818) Mon★ Rep Power: ∞ Age: 24 Posts: 8,024 Trader Rating: (29) Rides Gallery: DreamN	I'd smash. __________________

05-09-2009, 11:01 AM	#7
kognition Lightweight goodness Join Date: May 2004 Location: El Cajon Posts: 1,996 Trader Rating: (6)	You dirty dogs. I'd suck her toes. __________________ *Kognition Design = Lightweight Goodness!*

05-09-2009, 04:17 PM	#10
SexPanda Good touch/Bad touch Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Selling you cigarettes and alcohol Posts: 3,188 Trader Rating: (0)	Id put my input shaft into her posi rear end... if you know what I mean. __________________ 417Racing's Annual Toy's4Tots cruise-Dec 19 BRAND NEW GReddy PRofec E-01 EBC for sale, Cheap!

05-10-2009, 12:23 AM	#16
ryguy We're goin to hell. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Chicago Suburbs Age: 20 Posts: 1,354 Trader Rating: (4)	Good thing she looks semi-attractive, cuz she can't drive worth shit. __________________

Sponsored Links
Remove these by purchasing a Premium Membership with Zilvia.net!

05-09-2009, 12:13 AM	#3
CrazyIvan Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: TX Age: 27 Posts: 767 Trader Rating: (0)	hmmmm.... miiiiiiiiiiiiilk

05-09-2009, 04:26 AM	#6
xdumbxguyx Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: 626 Posts: 786 Trader Rating: (10)	4th thru 10th for that lol

05-09-2009, 12:39 PM	#8
CrazyIvan Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: TX Age: 27 Posts: 767 Trader Rating: (0)	Pff... forget her toes I'd suck the milk outta her... lol

05-09-2009, 05:29 PM	#11
rubelcon Zilvia Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 185 Trader Rating: (2)	not hot. at all.

05-09-2009, 06:13 PM	#14
rubelcon Zilvia Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 185 Trader Rating: (2)	Interesting.. now that you mention it she does look more like a man that a woman..

05-09-2009, 06:28 PM	#15
s13tilldeath* Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 439 Trader Rating: (3)	Haha yea nissan news.....

05-10-2009, 03:42 AM	#17
*S13SilviaGirl* NEVER doubt THE Bob! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: I wish I was still in Japan...but I am not :( But on the bright side I am with my family here in the USA and have my cars :) Posts: 5,831 Trader Rating: (3) Rides Gallery: S13SilviaGirl	I think she is on the cover of SHAPE this month is a bikini...hahahaha __________________ My Review Thread Note I am slow....really slow....I have OCD (no I really do!) and shit takes me longer than it should to get done. Sometimes my creativity lacks and I can be 'not in the mood' ~yeah typical for a woman.... get over it. All I ask is for a little patience...I will get it done sometime in the next year ok?

05-12-2009, 01:18 PM	#21
cxlo8331 Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Feasting on the flesh of the guilty, and drinking the blood of the innocent (714) Posts: 1,510 Trader Rating: (11) Rides Gallery: cxlo8331	yes i like. __________________ -Carlo FS: My Black S14 http://zilvia.net/f/cars-sale/280566...sx-7500-a.html -Go ahead, buy it!

05-12-2009, 10:07 PM	#22
let5l1de premium bullsh!t sifter Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: 626DRIFT, ca Posts: 1,053 Trader Rating: (23) Rides Gallery: let5l1de	Danicas driving ability (4th at longbeach and in top 10) makes up the difference for mediocre, maybe slightly above average beauty. Andretti thinks likewise... I'd trade notes with her. DALAZ_68 please quote for my gf... __________________ Don't Know How To Install? IM/PM Read My Sales Review 626 Friday Nights San Gabriel Last edited by let5l1de; 05-13-2009 at 02:33 AM.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode