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TomShanK · 06-28-2009, 01:22 PM

Contact Information
Name: Tom
Location: Fort Wayne, IN
Contact: Crackabob@hotmail.com
Price: $750 OBO

Description:
I'm selling my 1989 Toyota Tercel Coupe 5-spd. It has 205,000 miles worth of character. It has made trips to Cedar Point, and many other trips of 4+ hours. The car is dependable and refuses to die. She's loud, she looks and sounds fast, but don't be fooled! 78hp of pure manliness while you get 45mpg, screw the Prius. Buy my Tercel!

PROS:

Beastly Sound (With nothing to back it up)
The fun of a Manual Transmission
Swiss Cheese called. They want their quarter panels back.
It starts up every time, and makes long trips without effort.
Ballin' Wal-mart Hubcaps.
High-performance.....NAPA Straight pipe.
0 year/0 mile Warranty!
Highly capable transport vehicle. Has transported go karts, 2 canoes, 5 people, mulch, wood....If it could be strapped to the roof (over a blanket of course, scratching paint is overrated), or fit in the trunk - this car has been used to do it! This car is an adventure waiting to happen
Mudflaps. for intense offroad use.
Amazing Michelin tires.

CONS:

The starter is finally starting to go after 20 years, still runs great though, just doesn't enjoy being started once the motor is up to temperature, so don't stall it.
More wheelgap then between your Mommas teeth.
205,000 Miles means that this car only has 300k miles left under its belt! lol
Cancer. This car has Rusterial cancer located over the left and right quarter panels.
RF Shock Boot - It is rubber and shriveled away so the shock is a little fragile, does not affect driving unless you plan on taking railroad tracks at 60+ mph. You may encounter a problem then.

Pics: (pics or gtfo?)

PinkPanther · 06-28-2009, 01:29 PM

Wow, best for sale thread ever. You just gave me a great laugh. I'll give you 500 bucks for it

burninskulls0911 · 06-28-2009, 01:32 PM

bump for an awesome for sale thread lolol

driftin_sr20det · 06-28-2009, 09:09 PM

This shiz is awesome, had me faked for sure!

AutoKA24DE · 06-29-2009, 12:56 AM

89 coupe is right!

TomShanK · 06-30-2009, 12:47 AM

This car is actually a Transformer: Robot in Disguise.

It changes from a Toyota Tercel into a Toyota Tercel. I guarantee that your 240 cannot turn into a Toyota Tercel, but this car can!

Buy it and get free buttsecks (not included by me, or with the sale of this car...fend for yourself, but this car will get you the buttsecks.)

Tercel. 45MPG. More Manly than a Prius.

PRICE DROP!!!! $749.99 OBO

(This is Bump #1.)

mikep1457 · 07-01-2009, 12:14 AM

haha dammit i was going to email you until i saw it was a toyota turdshell

TomShanK · 07-06-2009, 01:50 PM

More Manly than Prius. Fend off attackers with tetnis-shot-enducing rear quarter surface rust.

TomShanK · 07-07-2009, 10:24 AM

You know. You want this.

Bump #3.

*Waits for his thread to become instantly closed.*

*ILoveMyRHS13* · 07-07-2009, 10:47 AM

Hahaha bump for making me laugh.

talonkid95 · 07-08-2009, 11:22 PM

you still got this sweet ride

TomShanK · 07-09-2009, 08:21 AM

All day man.

There are no more MEN on this forum. They all drive Prius's (& tuner cars.) You should step up Talon Kid.
Buy this car.
Be Manly.
Get a Tetnis Shot.
Get 45mpg.
Drive a Stick.
Get the Ladies.
DOOO EEETTTT!!!!

Warning. The Crack that I am on is not included with this vehicle purchase.

and yes. I still have the car.

TomShanK · 07-27-2009, 12:58 PM

It's like I'm trying to get this post locked.

but I know the admins truly want to see this manly car out on the road instead of Prius's making up for all the Carbon in the world.

Bump #5, pressing my luck Vegas style.

2009 Funniest Zil-ad.

240KA · 07-27-2009, 02:37 PM

first time i started chuckling while reading a FS thread.

i would buy it if i were 5-lug...if only.

TomShanK · 07-27-2009, 03:50 PM

What if I told you...it was 5-lug? lol.

2_slow_40 · 07-27-2009, 05:19 PM

u had me fooled, til i opened the thread. i seen, "'89 Coupe 5-spd! $750 obo ", and almost peed all over myself. but your post for sure made me laugh, good luck sellin that manly beast.

TomShanK · 07-27-2009, 05:53 PM

I'm sorry you have been fooled.

This car is not a beast, but merely sounds like a beast.

It is however an '89 Coupe 5-spd for only...you got it folks, this price is coming down!!!

Only $700 obo and this manly prius is YOURS

***racerx2k1*** · 07-27-2009, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomShanK

This car is actually a Transformer: Robot in Disguise.

It changes from a Toyota Tercel into a Toyota Tercel. I guarantee that your 240 cannot turn into a Toyota Tercel, but this car can!

Buy it and get free buttsecks (not included by me, or with the sale of this car...fend for yourself, but this car will get you the buttsecks.)

Tercel. 45MPG. More Manly than a Prius.

PRICE DROP!!!! $749.99 OBO

(This is Bump #1.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomShanK

More Manly than Prius. Fend off attackers with tetnis-shot-enducing rear quarter surface rust.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomShanK

You know. You want this.

Bump #3.

*Waits for his thread to become instantly closed.*

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomShanK

It's like I'm trying to get this post locked.

but I know the admins truly want to see this manly car out on the road instead of Prius's making up for all the Carbon in the world.

Bump #5, pressing my luck Vegas style.

2009 Funniest Zil-ad.

2 bump limit. You can start new thread in 3 days.

07-07-2009, 10:47 AM	#10
ILoveMyRHS13 I LIEK DRIFT CAR Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 1,324 Trader Rating: (5)	Hahaha bump for making me laugh. __________________

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06-28-2009, 01:29 PM	#2
PinkPanther Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Carbondale,IL Age: 23 Posts: 342 Trader Rating: (3)	Wow, best for sale thread ever. You just gave me a great laugh. I'll give you 500 bucks for it

06-28-2009, 01:32 PM	#3
burninskulls0911 Zilvia Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: jupiter,FL Age: 20 Posts: 286 Trader Rating: (2)	bump for an awesome for sale thread lolol __________________

06-28-2009, 09:09 PM	#4
driftin_sr20det Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2008 Location: Indiana Age: 26 Posts: 131 Trader Rating: (7)	This shiz is awesome, had me faked for sure!

06-29-2009, 12:56 AM	#5
AutoKA24DE Leaky Injector Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 818 California Posts: 149 Trader Rating: (0)	89 coupe is right!

07-01-2009, 12:14 AM	#7
mikep1457 Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2009 Location: millmont, Pennsylvania Age: 18 Posts: 53 Trader Rating: (0)	haha dammit i was going to email you until i saw it was a toyota turdshell

07-08-2009, 11:22 PM	#11
talonkid95 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: huntley Age: 20 Posts: 18 Trader Rating: (0)	you still got this sweet ride

07-27-2009, 02:37 PM	#14
240KA Leaky Injector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: OK Age: 25 Posts: 67 Trader Rating: (0)	first time i started chuckling while reading a FS thread. i would buy it if i were 5-lug...if only.

07-27-2009, 05:19 PM	#16
2_slow_40 Leaky Injector Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: orange county, ca Age: 19 Posts: 70 Trader Rating: (0)	u had me fooled, til i opened the thread. i seen, "'89 Coupe 5-spd! $750 obo ", and almost peed all over myself. but your post for sure made me laugh, good luck sellin that manly beast.