| That wasnt a funny story. Shit, that wasnt even a story.
I knew this girl in college that would get so shitfaced she wouldnt even be able to stand up. Super cool tons of fun, but she never knew when to stop. Well on her 21st birthday we took her out to the bars to get her super smashed and have some fun. When she showed up in a skirt already plastered, we knew immediately something funny would go down....were we eve right.
At about 215 am we all stumble out of the bar following the birthday girl who informed us numerous times how large our vaginas were for not taking every shot with her. She then proceeds to reach under her skirt and to our amazement pulls out a bottle of beer which she proclaimed it "the reason why I wore underpants tonight!" and abruptly puts bottle to face. Literally, she put the bottle to her face so hard she broke both of her top front teeth. She drops the bottle, it explodes at her feet and she spit out her teeth and started laughing. Just as this happened a mounted cop (yeah, they had copn of horses) gallups up to see what the fuck is going on and we explain that our friend was just hit in the face by a thrown bottle. He looks at our friend and her smashed grill and he buys the whole story. So after about 10 mins talking with the cops the girl has talked her way onto the horse and shes sitting there missing her front teeth with her skirt hiked up to her chest almost waving to everyone walking by. It took another 20 min for the cops to get her off the horse and durin the course of this her skirt ended up getting stuck on helmet of the police officer. Which led to about 80 or so people cheering him on as he tried to get out from underneath it. In the end it took her three days to get her teeth fixed, which she tucked into her bra so she wouldnt loose them on the walk home.
End story.
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1982 280zx Turbo |