Yes. It's official. "THURSDAY" aka Richard. Will now be my new roommate.
He's a very chill and down to earth cat, so me and my other roomates are throwing a house warming party just for him!
(I might not attend this party however, I'll most likely be heading down to socal for another homies bash, but worse case sceneraio. I'll be here, SPinning music and making sure everyone gets drunk!)
Here goes the little fella:
WHEN? Friday August 29th 2008.
WHERE? Our house in San Leandro CA
WHY? Because this mothafukaa is moving in!!!
WHO? YOU! + 1 FEMALE. If you do not have a female with you. sorry you aint coming in. This eliminates all the sausage fest's that "USED" to happen.
Rules:
#1. Bring a lady with you, thats a ticket inside the door. If you bring more than 2. You don't have to fade for the alchohal.
#2 No fighting. No BREAKING FUCKING BOTTLES. I had to hold my urge to knock my friend out last party because he was a dumbass and decided to do this...but If I don't know you and your throwin bottles. Prepared to wake up on the floor.
#3. NO STEALING AND NO VANDALISM. ANYONE CAUGHT STEALING OR FUCKING SHIT UP WILL BE HANDLED BY THE MASS'S AMOUNT OF HOMIES THERE. (This has really never happened..but just giving you cats a headsup)
#4
IF YOU TOUCH MY BIKE. YOUR DEAD. 
I"M NOT JOKING. 
PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Please give us a headsup on how many people you will be bringing.
There is plenty of shit to do here.
Beer pong, pool, air hockey, Live DJ [PENDING ON MY STATUS] Bitches. ETC!
PLEASE PM ME OR THURSDAY FOR DIRECTIONS.